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Mathota @mathota.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Love is a potent magical component for your Rituals, but just try getting it out of your friends with a juicer. Not. Easy.

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teq @quilling.dev · 22/09/2026

[having a near death experience] oh my god I saw my ancestors. they told me the egyptians were right we need to start building pyramids right away you can in fact take it all with you

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Mathota @mathota.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

For someone who loves Lambs so much God was not doing them any favors when he made them really Yummy.

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Mathota @mathota.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Using my chronomancy I shall go back in time to the 5th day, when God made Sea Serpents and Birds, and destroy the day itself. This will Destroy Fridays, creating a 4 day work week.

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Mathota @mathota.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The following are True All who die cowardly deaths go to Hell There is no cowardly way to be killed by a Demon. They make any death brave in comparison to their horror. Anyone who summons a Demon will go to Hell. So: To maximise access to Heaven, we will be giving inmates scrolls of summon Demon

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Mathota @mathota.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I cast: My line over this crystal clear water, hook baited, hoping to catch my meal for the day.

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Grace @gracekind.net · 19/09/2026

You think you’re having a bad day? I just learned I’m a sex cultist

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Mathota @mathota.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I resent any loading bar that shows me 100%. No buddy if we are at 100% we are done don't be showing a loading bar show me the thing, don't tell me we are done just be done.

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Mathota @mathota.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

[Thinking of a resonable request for Charm Monster] Close your eyes and fail this save. I have a special present for you.

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teq @quilling.dev · 19/09/2026

becoming ginger by pure psychic willpower

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Mathota @mathota.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

If you use the [Talk] option on your [Doctor] with [Currency] in your inventory, you can unlock a hidden tab for [Pharmaceuticals].

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Mathota @mathota.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Im not joking guys the stone is missing.

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Mathota @mathota.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Crafting my own boat because when God sends another flood I don't think he's letting me on his.

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Mathota @mathota.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

It's not a staff its a giants wand and the goodberries it makes are the size of watermelons.

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Town Guard @townguard.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

If thou partook in the brown moon leaf, thou mayest want to see an apothecary

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teq @quilling.dev · 12/09/2026

striking you down instantly with my psychic powers

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Mathota @mathota.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

They don't want you to know this but sometime between 2004 and 2023 The Sacred Greenstone (Pounamu), New Zealands contribution to the ritual circle surrounding the Eternal Flame of Peace, was Stolen from the International Peace Palace. This was the exact moment that Everything started to get worse.

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Mathota @mathota.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Ive seen a lot of evil in my time and only 30% of it was justified by being rad as hell.

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Mathota @mathota.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

There was a blockage between the ų and ɗ Divine Sepharot and trying to fix them I kricked my back and accidentally aligned all my Chakras which released my stuck past lives which caused the Detonation of Nuclear Bomb in the past devistating Japan and kicking us 3ºFarenhight off the sacred Timeline.

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Mathota @mathota.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

Pro tip for Council meetings: Prepare a hot mug of your favorite elixir right as the meeting begins. Hold your palm against the mug for as long as you can, while maintaining composure, then gently remove, let your palm cool, then do it again. This will train pain tolerance, and pass the time.

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Mathota @mathota.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

You wouldn't know my Master, he's from another Realm.

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teq @quilling.dev · 06/09/2026

I did yoga once and instantly activated all my chakras and have had no need to return since

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Mathota @mathota.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Hate. Let me tell you how much I’ve come to hate Alchemists since I began to clean my bathroom. There are 387.44 million miles of enchanted runes in my tower. If “hate” were engraved on every nanoangstrom it wouldn’t equal one-billionth of the hate I feel for Alchemists at this microinstant. Hate.

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InordinateLochNess (18+) @sixarmedsweater.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Stupid lousy mundane universe with its no magic and stubborn fragile biology.

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Mathota @mathota.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

They dont even call it a mystic discountmart anymore. You go in and scrying orb costs 3 souls now. I would be fine with prices going up because we stopped using vat-grown goblin labor or something but we both know that aint whats happening. All the proceeds to right into the pocket of Big Soul.

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Mathota @mathota.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

They dont even call it a $2 store anymore. You go in and sketchpad $12. I would be fine with prices going up because we stopped using child slaves or something but we both know that aint whats happening.

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teq @quilling.dev · 03/09/2026

I think you should be able to read all the star signs and pick your favorite I dont think we should be telling people who they are

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Mathota @mathota.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

The city is its people but the people are all undead thralls slaved to my will.

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Mathota @mathota.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Anyone can have Class. But it takes Class to be a Wizard.

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Mathota @mathota.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Alchemist are such bullshit They're all "Yeah there is a super cleaning elixir called bleach but you can't use it for anything because it'll turn you to soap" Well sorry for wanting to clean my bathroom you said you could help but instead you're coming here with some Midas-ass cursed exixr F-off

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Mathota @mathota.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

You would think escaping the Boneyard would be hard but you can just distract all the Bird guys if you show them your custom gold-plated Funko pop.

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Mathota @mathota.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Dying is stupid. If I found myself in the Boneyard I would simply teleport back to the mortal realm. Easy as.

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Mathota @mathota.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Beating my apprentice with a cursed rod of Wrath for not taking his union mandated breaks.

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Mathota @mathota.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Legalise recreational reincarnation

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Mathota @mathota.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Sometimes I wonder if my scrying orb is just a glass sphere with a goblin inside, drawing pictures with crayons in his smokey bubble, pressing them up against the glass for me to see.

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Mathota @mathota.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Legalise recreational reincarnation

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Mathota @mathota.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Explaining to my doctor: "No this isn't from self harm, just freckles I didn't like got the knife is all"

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Mathota @mathota.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Most machines are soulless automata, but this inclined plane comunes with me in my dreams.

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Mathota @mathota.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I cast: My eyes over this sunrise landscape, and declare it beautiful.

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Mathota @mathota.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

You don't need a tower to reach God anymore even a modern crossbow will do it

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Mathota @mathota.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I will die before I admit defeat

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Mathota @mathota.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I've sold my soul for power and health so many times that if you get injected with my blood you become immune to everything.

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Mathota @mathota.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

I'm less of a Menace-that-needs-to-be-Stopped kind of Cultists, more a Nusance-someone-should- do-Something-about kind of Cultist.

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Petra Korlević @petrathepostdoc.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

ok a few more cryptid bebes and I'm off to bed, I powered the local GPU Glaze

a 3x4 grid of silly little digital doodles of various mythical creatures and cryptids, from top left:
- LESHY - a tiny black pompom with a baby bucktooth skull, two little plantlings growing as horns, two little sticks for hands, tiny baby plants growing around them
- MOTHMAN - wooly bear black and red caterpillar, but with mothman's usual big red eyes, surrounded by stars and a crescent moon
- KRAKEN - baby squid paralarva which is a seethrough squid like blob with a little orangey translucent organs, and two big sparkly eyes, he is thinking of a little toy boat
- FRESNO NIGHTCRAWLER - white haunted pants but it has a little baby button flap
- CHUPACABRA - little lizardy looking guy, supposedly a chupacabra baby, with little pink spikes and nails and anime eyes
- GILL-MAN - a little green tadpole with axolotl little gill frills, and little human limbs
- WENDIGO - two baby versions of the wendigo, one is a baby deer with a skull and long arms, the other is a grey zombie with bloody limbs and a skull with white short pants
- TATZELWURM - orange tabby kitty, but it is almost a snake with only the front paws folded in front of their face and a little triangle tail sticking up, no hind paws
- BLACK SHUCK - cursed british black dog cryptid, but it is a teeny little puppy with glowing red eyes and a stick
- TSUCHINOKO (real) - fat ball of a snake, their eggshell still stuck to the round body, cream orange with small stripes and doing a little blblbl tongue sniff
- MOTHMAN (teen) - wooly bear cocoon, which looks like a little fuzzy brown poop, wearing little glasses and holding a yellow book that says COMIX and has a little cryptid prancing on the cover
- MONGOLIAN DEATH WORM - a freshly hatched transparent wormy with a little dark pink middle gut, two tiny black eyes, and the big open maw only has two little baby milk teeth coming out from the bottom

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teq @quilling.dev · 23/08/2026

babe in my minds eye you are like a beautiful exploding star

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Mathota @mathota.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Necromancy begets necromancy only in the same way that greed begets greed and fire begets fire. Which is to say, its fine when I do it because I'm responsible, but everyone else is ruining it for the rest of us. If I stop now, the bad Necromancers win.

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em @foremphasis.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I'm a transhumanist because I've seen how bad god is at cable management.

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Mathota @mathota.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I got an anti-posession tattoo but now I can't Astral-project. Talking to my local Cleric he says that means I'm a demon but he's always been judgy and his house gives me a migraine.

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