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The mathematican's apprentice

@mathapprentice.bsky.social
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Associate professor of mathematics at the University of Padua. French. I study vibes

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The mathematican's apprentice @mathapprentice.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This rocks
Painting of the Trung sisters charging the Chinese army on the back of war elephants
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The mathematican's apprentice @mathapprentice.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Classic bsky exchange
Rav

At least Chick-fil-A is wholesome and not problematic.

Tar Soul Lei

They're Homophobic.. They used to be even worse but caught a lot of criticsm for it.

Tar Soul Lei

(Idk if You were being sarcastic tho)
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The mathematican's apprentice @mathapprentice.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Today's office
A courtyard seen behind columns with notes and an open laptop on a table in the foreground
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The mathematican's apprentice @mathapprentice.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Hand drawn flowchart showing the intricate logical relationships between 6 lemmas and 2 propositions
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The mathematican's apprentice @mathapprentice.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
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The mathematican's apprentice @mathapprentice.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Bought at Lisbon Airport to while away the trip back. Very good so far
Cover of Owen Rees' book "The far edges of the known world (A new history of the ancient past)"
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The mathematican's apprentice @mathapprentice.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Low effort email in the spam folder
Dear Professor/PhD {{name}}:

Hello!
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The mathematican's apprentice @mathapprentice.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
reading theory
Cover of "Isoperimetric Inequalities in Mathematical Physics" by Pólya and Szegö (for some reason Szegö's name is missing)
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The mathematican's apprentice @mathapprentice.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Wonderful scenery chewing by Bill Paxton
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The mathematican's apprentice @mathapprentice.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Richard Scarry's "Best Word Book Ever"
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The mathematican's apprentice @mathapprentice.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I would complain about stereotyping, but ...
Cover (by Boris Vallejo) of the French science-fiction anthology "univers 1980" (edited by Jacques Sadoul) depicting a blonde woman wearing only some sort of metal bikini standing between two doglike dragon creatures.
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The mathematican's apprentice @mathapprentice.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
On my way to the office
Sunny park with a footpath visible on the bottom right-hand corner
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The mathematican's apprentice @mathapprentice.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Table in a café where a cappucino, a laptop and a notebook are laid out. The notebook is filled with formulas that I am entering in Mathematica. A tiny bit of the screen is visible, with a Mathematica notebook open.
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The mathematican's apprentice @mathapprentice.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
TIL that Petrach's skull went missing
Placard from Padua's MUSEUM OF NATURE AND HUMANKIND

"THE STRANGE CASE OF PETRARCA'S SKULL

The poet Francesco Petrarca died on 19 July 1374 in Arquà, a town in the Euganean Hills of Padua, and he was buried there in a marble sarcophagus in front of the town's church.

In 1630, friar Tommaso Martinelli broke the sarcophagus and stole the bones of Petrarca's right arm. In 1813, historian Carlo Leoni decided to restore it, and, upon opening the sarcophagus, found Petrarca's skull well preserved.

In 1873, the study of the poet's remains was authorized under the direction of Giovanni Canestrini, but the scholar's plans were thwarted when "The skull, which for five centuries had resisted the destructive action of time, [...] had become so weak that on the 6th of December 1873, exposed to air, it spontaneously broke".

In 2003, the sarcophagus was reopened and studied by researchers from the University of Padua. Their anthropological analysis determined that the skull belonged to a female while the postcranial skeleton belonged to a male. Radiocarbon analysis of the skull established that the subject's death occurred around 1207, a century before Petrarch (1304-1374). In 2004, the University of Florence conducted a genetic analysis and confirmed with DNA that the skull was female and the postcranial skeleton was male."Cast "Petrarch's skull" (bronze?) displayed in a glass case
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The mathematican's apprentice @mathapprentice.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Three years of various seminars
Notebook almost filled with handwritten mathematical formulas and statements, opened on pages 217-218
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The mathematican's apprentice @mathapprentice.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Bluesky vibes
An @apnews post:

Punch the baby orphan macaque is outgrowing the orangutan plushie that comforted him through early rejection from his mother and other monkeys.

https://apnews.com/article/japan-baby-monkey-zoo-7911e0597837b97199a810601f91c35d

A Bluesky user's reply:

Great, cool
Will you cover the Senator Sheehy attack of a Marine veteran?
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The mathematican's apprentice @mathapprentice.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
michael cohost.org/lutz, gamer lord @WarrenIsDead

AMERICAN FASCIST: Your going to the camps
AMERICAN LIBERAL, CHUCKLING: *You're

21:09 17/12/2016

12,9K Retweets 730 Quotes

35,4K Likes 336 Bookmarks
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The mathematican's apprentice @mathapprentice.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
go home youtube you're drunk
Youtube thumbnail of a documentary on William F. Buckley (!) by the Cato Institute (!!) with 156 views (lol) that popped up in my playlist
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The mathematican's apprentice @mathapprentice.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
In this department, we believe in the law of excluded middle
A sheet of paper taped to a door, with a "no entry" sign and the text (in italian) "OFFICES AREA access forbidden to those not authorized"
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The mathematican's apprentice @mathapprentice.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
"Oof size: large" meme
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The mathematican's apprentice @mathapprentice.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Image of Disco Stu from "The Simpsons" overlayed with the quote "If these trends are not stopped, science is going to be destroyed".
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The mathematican's apprentice @mathapprentice.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Too many of the replies are exactly this
michael cohost.org/lutz, gamer lord @WarrenIsDead

AMERICAN FASCIST: Your going to the camps

AMERICAN LIBERAL, CHUCKLING: *You're

21:09 17/12/2016

12,9K Retweets 730 Quotes

35,4K Likes 336 Bookmarks
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The mathematican's apprentice @mathapprentice.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
no. (Google query: "time is the fire in which we burn grant morrison")
AI Overview

The phrase "Time is the fire in which we burn" is a famous quote from Grant Morrison's All-Star Superman, specifically issue #10. It's a line spoken by Superman in the context of his impending death and serves as a reflection on the passage of time and its impact on all things.
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The mathematican's apprentice @mathapprentice.bsky.social · 16/06/2025
wtf
AI Overview
The averaged restricted three-body problem, while generally not integrable, can become integrable under specific conditions, such as when considering only the secular evolution of high eccentricity and inclination asteroids. In these cases, the problem can be simplified and solved analytically. However, the introduction of eccentricity, inclination, or close approaches with perturbing planets can lead to non-integrable behavior. 
Detailed Explanation:
The restricted three-body problem involves the motion of a massless particle (e.g., a satellite or asteroid) under the gravitational influence of two massive bodies (e.g., a planet and a star). In the classical, circular restricted three-body problem, where the two primaries move in circular orbits, there exists one known integral of motion: the Jacobi integral, making the problem integrable.
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The mathematican's apprentice @mathapprentice.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
It's actually quite accurate
Oppenheimer obtained his Doctor of Philosophy degree in March 1927 at age 23, supervised by Born.[29][30] After the oral exam, James Franck, the professor administering it, reportedly said, "I'm glad that's over. He was on the point of questioning me."[31] Oppenheimer published more than a dozen papers while in Europe, including many important contributions to the new field of quantum mechanics. He and Born published a famous paper on the Born–Oppenheimer approximation, which separates nuclear motion from electronic motion in the mathematical treatment of molecules, allowing nuclear motion to be neglected to simplify calculations. It remains his most cited work.[32]
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The mathematican's apprentice @mathapprentice.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Sicko watching inside through a window, grinning and saying "Yes ... ha ha ha ... yes!" meme
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The mathematican's apprentice @mathapprentice.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
"Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade" death by desiccation scene
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The mathematican's apprentice @mathapprentice.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
If you know you know bactra.org/notebooks/nn...
ties to decadent plutocrats. I find it hard to take the cult seriously enough intellectually to bother refuting it. These are, after all, people who think they can go from the definition of conditional probability, via Harry Potter fanfic, to prophesying that an AI god will judge the quick and the dead, and condemn those who hindered the coming of the Last Day to the everlasting simulated-but-still-painful fire.
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The mathematican's apprentice @mathapprentice.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
cursed paragraph www.wsj.com/politics/elo...
The Yale University graduate was a founding member of the investment team at Bloomberg Beta, and made Forbes’s “30 Under 30” venture capital list in 2015. Zilis also was a board member at OpenAI and worked at Tesla earlier in her career.
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The mathematican's apprentice @mathapprentice.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Revelation of the the female android in the movie "Metropolis"
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The mathematican's apprentice @mathapprentice.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Surprised Pikachu
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The mathematican's apprentice @mathapprentice.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Deep-fried laser-eyes Richard Dawkins
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The mathematican's apprentice @mathapprentice.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
🙃
Excerpt from a math paper open in ScienceDirect with the term "perturbation theory" underlined and a link text reading "Learn more about perturbation theory from ScienceDirect's AI-generated Topic Pages"
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The mathematican's apprentice @mathapprentice.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
"Mais en fin de compte, où est-ce que tu as passé ton Master?"
Mème de Ben Affleck épuisé fumant une clope sur le pas de la porte
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The mathematican's apprentice @mathapprentice.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
P.O.V. de mes collègues italiens lorsque j'explique le rapport entre l'Université Paris XI / Paris-Sud / Paris-Saclay, l'ENS de Cachan / de Paris-Saclay et la Faculté des Sciences d'Orsay
Mème de Charlie Day gesticulant devant un tableau d'affichage conspirationniste
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The mathematican's apprentice @mathapprentice.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
oh no galileo what is you doin' 😩
A page from Galileo Galilei's "Dialog concerning the two chief world systems" (1632). It displays a diagram erroneously comparing the downward *speed* of a mobile due to the gravity of the earth with the upward *distance* described by the same mobile under of the centrifugal acceleration.
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The mathematican's apprentice @mathapprentice.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
I know the fight over privacy has been lost for over a decade, but I still manage to be shocked from time to time. This is bonkers. And for what result?
My induction took place in Bensalem, a township northeast of Philadelphia, in a spare campaign office still announced by a Biden-Harris yard sign. I received training on a mobile app that would guide my steps, generating for each of my canvassing forays a street map with dots showing the households of registered voters, who were identified by name, age, gender, and party affiliation. The app meant that, when people opened their doors, I could ask to speak with them by their first names. I recorded their responses, indicating whether they were “strong” for Harris––definitely voting for her–– “strong” for Trump, or were still in some murky terrain of indecision, in which case I was on: I had a minute or two to launch my pitch to sway them. I also received my first training in campaign messaging––a short course on Project 2025 and the catastrophic perils it posed for American democracy.
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The mathematican's apprentice @mathapprentice.bsky.social · 17/05/2024
Remembering this classic
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