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Mateo Cronkite

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Using more curse words in 2025. And again in 2026. Coming to you live from war-torn Portland.

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Mateo Cronkite @mateo226.bsky.social · 11h
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Jules Winnfield: Yes You Did! Pulp Fiction
Alt: Jules Winnfield: Yes You Did! Pulp Fiction
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Mateo Cronkite @mateo226.bsky.social · 14h
That’s a tough one, imo. Line needs to block better and dude def should not have led with his helmet, though.
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Mateo Cronkite @mateo226.bsky.social · 14h
Targeting, sure. But wtf is the QB doing? He made a move like he was going to run. Just kneel down ffs.
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Mateo Cronkite @mateo226.bsky.social · 18h
Reading pitches is part of baseball lol. Always has been. Always will be. Welcome to baseball, bandwagoners.
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Mateo Cronkite @mateo226.bsky.social · 18h
Was it really? Dang I’ve never heard that before :/ No wonder these people are complete morons…
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Mateo Cronkite @mateo226.bsky.social · 18h
It’s just incredible that there are this many total and complete morons in society. How did any of them make it past childhood? Surprising.
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Mateo Cronkite @mateo226.bsky.social · 22h
True. Honesty. A crazy concept these days.
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Mateo Cronkite @mateo226.bsky.social · 22h
Weird. I just went through the drive thru, got two meals and a shake, and it was less than $30. Took 15 minutes. People are lazy af.
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Mateo Cronkite @mateo226.bsky.social · 23h
I wonder what it’s like to be that loud and that stupid at the same time. Just wild any of these people have had any success whatsoever in life.
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God @thegodshow.com · 14/10/2026
Elon cut off Starlink to Ukraine because they blew up his Russian bots and so now his posts don’t get enough likes? Do I have that right?
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 14/10/2026
🚨 BREAKING: Inflation comes in HOT. September inflation surged to 3.7% year over year, with core inflation also exceeding forecasts. Prices jumped 0.6% in just ONE MONTH. Meanwhile, real earnings fell 0.5% in September.
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Mateo Cronkite @mateo226.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Oh no my 7 year old reads better than this. Are we supposed to clap when she sounds a word out correctly?
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Mateo Cronkite @mateo226.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Jesus. It’s like her face is getting sucked in from behind her head by a black hole.
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Mateo Cronkite @mateo226.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yes. These people need to be held accountable and fucking embarrassed. Publicly.
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Billions of dollars’ worth of contracts predicting oil would fall and the S&P 500 would rise were placed about 15 minutes before Trump announced a U-turn on Iran in a post on Truth Social. CFTC staff began to investigate...then were told to lay off. www.bloomberg.com/news/feature...
bloomberg.com
CFTC Staff Were Told to Retract Analysis of Suspicious Oil Trades
Chairman’s adviser intervened to take over examination of lucrative bets that were made around Trump reversal on Iran power plant attack.
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Mateo Cronkite @mateo226.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
We need this guy to run tbh. Dude is awesome. Best chance.
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Mateo Cronkite @mateo226.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
These friggin people belong in prison.
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Matthew Guariglia @mguariglia.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
If you're wondering why Flock leaves cameras up after a contract end, part of their business model and marketing strategy is being able to advertise that their customers can access data from cameras all over the country. You may have canceled your contract, but the cameras still fuel the system.
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Mateo Cronkite @mateo226.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
So… then everyone at Anthropic is a fucking criminal for not shutting it down. These people are truly, truly stupid and belong in prison.
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Mateo Cronkite @mateo226.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yes. He does. The Giants have Josuar Gonzalez, Jhonny Level, and Luis Hernandez coming up quick. Emphasis on Josuar. That dude looks like a beast.
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Mateo Cronkite @mateo226.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Biggest fucking groups of crybabies in the history of the earth. Stfu.
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God @thegodshow.com · 13/10/2026
Mentions of "Fauci" on X have mostly vanished since the data centers in Russia were destroyed by Ukrainian bombs. SMITE!💥
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Mateo Cronkite @mateo226.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Liars lying and getting mad when they get called out on their lies. Classic.
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Mateo Cronkite @mateo226.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yo what the fuck is going on? Who the hell are these fucking people? Hello?
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Mateo Cronkite @mateo226.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Dude looks like the word “dumbass” personified tbh
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Greg Greene (he/him/his) @greene.haus · 08/10/2026
It seems apt that on an afternoon when Pew Research shows his approval rating nearing the 40-points-underwater threshold, Trump would try to salvage matters by shouting online: *Look! N––ers!!!*
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Mateo Cronkite @mateo226.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The explanation is that some are owned and some are not. I’ll let you interpret.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
> @cnn.com $SPCX www.cnn.com/2026/10/08/i...
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Mateo Cronkite @mateo226.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This is something a little kid would say. “It’s worth more than the entire universe, mama!”. These people are completely nuts.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Hours later, Trump posts that the US has just had “productive talks” with Iran and announced the US will not attack Iran before the midterms.
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Mateo Cronkite @mateo226.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WHAT THE FUCK ARE ANY OF THESE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Mateo Cronkite @mateo226.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yo…. wtf are we doing here? When does this end?
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Mateo Cronkite @mateo226.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Dude is still only 18. With the plate disciple of an All Star. From both sides of the plate.
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David Roberts @volts.wtf · 05/10/2026
Holy shit.
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billkittle.bsky.social @billkittle.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Alarming — 🇺🇸 Senator @chrismurphyct.bsky.social denied access to military facilities in the Middle East: “Unprecedented. Hegseth is trying to cover up the extent of the damage from a war spiraling out of control. This should be unacceptable to everybody, Republican or Democrat.”
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Mateo Cronkite @mateo226.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I swear to shit these tech people are among the dumbest MFers to ever walk the earth. Fml.
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Mateo Cronkite @mateo226.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You’re a failure as a judge if you don’t throw your hands up and put a stop to this shit right then and there. You fail the very definition of the word and should be disbarred. Thrown in jail yourself. Grow a fucking spine. You chose this profession.
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Mateo Cronkite @mateo226.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I genuinely think those two defenders thought they were playing two hand touch.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 04/10/2026
Trump keeps saying that a 1929-style Great Depression is likely during the second half of his term. Quite the midterm message.
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Jay Kuo @nycjayjay.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Here’s why, yes.
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Mateo Cronkite @mateo226.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Now give us 10% of every paycheck or we aren’t letting you into heaven, you cheap fuck.” - Mormon church leaders
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Mateo Cronkite @mateo226.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why is this less-than-mediocre WNBA player getting so much attention? As clear a case of white privelage in sports as I’ve ever seen. Her and Enis Kanter should get together. Lots in common (including the mediocrity).
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Mateo Cronkite @mateo226.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I mean he plays the same character every single time. Sometimes it works, sometimes it’s ass. Besides, the dude is batshit crazy.
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Mateo Cronkite @mateo226.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Going back to the old days of women getting abortions from unqualified doctors in their home bathtub? The back alley with a coat hangar? Dying of infection? Blood loss? Trauma? Old Sammy over here hears these words and fuckin celebrates. Apparently. Courage? FU, dude.
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Mateo Cronkite @mateo226.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Love this guy. What a sports person with a microphone should be.
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Jeff McDonald @jmcdonaldsa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In a stance that puts him at odds with other notable NBA stars, Victor Wembanyama says he would never lend his name to FanDuel, Polymarket or any other sports betting site. “Honestly, I think it’s very sad to see some players promote it,” he said. www.expressnews.com/sports/spurs...
expressnews.com
Would Victor Wembanyama ever endorse FanDuel or Polymarket? Don't bet on it
In a stance that puts him at odds with other NBA stars, the Spurs' Victor Wembanyama says he would never lend his name to a sports betting site
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Mateo Cronkite @mateo226.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
They live in a fantasy world where Jack Smith is a James Bond villain, I guess. Nah, they’re just fucking stupid.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 30/09/2026
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Sen. Ron Wyden says the DOJ and FBI withheld a secret interview with a banker tied to Jeffrey Epstein from the files released to the public. And he says there may be more.
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EXCLUSIVE: Senator Accuses DOJ and FBI of Withholding Secret Epstein Banker Interview, Demands Release of All FBI 302s
Senator Ron Wyden is accusing the Justice Department and the FBI of withholding a key record from the Epstein files, demanding in a letter obtained exclusively
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