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the same one from the other place. diametrically opposed to doing effort-y things careful, spoilers

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matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 26/07/2025

the amyrlin sends her regards

A street chalkboard sign outside a shop in what appears to be Scotland, with pink chalk text that reads: “FREE BAGS OF FISH GUTS TO THROW AT TRUMP! YOU’RE WELCOME x.” In the background, there’s a delivery truck, a red post box, and a building with a blue awning labeled “THE FISH MAN.”

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 15/07/2025

omg this totally cracked me up @ohgoditsess.bsky.social had to do a double take

A closeup of the back of Moiraine's armor, intricately carved leather made to look like metal or other durable materials. To the left, is a person (ess) wearing a horse mask because they're bela the creator lol

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 12/07/2025

my door decoration at #WotCON

Brown wooden door with a white piece of paper with the word 'CALLAN' on it because it's a Callan Door

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 09/07/2025

operation wheel of skyline #WotCon2025

A four way from skyline chili: spaghetti with chili and a shit ton of cheese

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 08/07/2025

accurate #SaveWOT

A meme titled “Alternative responses to ‘I love you’” features a 4x3 grid of characters from The Wheel of Time, each overlaid on a reaction image with a humorous or awkward response. Top row: Egwene says “thanks,” Perrin says “laughs nervously,” Rand says “i’m sorry,” Elayne says “who doesn’t?,” and Lan says “a horrible decision, really.” Second row: Berelain says “laughs hysterically,” Mat says “finger guns,” Min says “i know.” Bottom row: Aviendha says “why,” Nynaeve says “YEET,” and Tuon says “If only there was someone out there.” Each response is mismatched in tone, poking fun at how each character might awkwardly deflect a confession of love. Credit on meme is attributed to salemwitchhunterofficial@tumblr

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 12/06/2025

bro what are you asking me to write letters for? anywho. instead of a letter I sent apple TV a book by Robert Jordan #SaveWOT #TheWheelOfTime #WOTLoveAndLetters

A two-panel screenshot from Bookshop.org showing an order confirmation for "The Fires of Heaven" by Robert Jordan. The left panel includes order number R512, the date June 11, 2025, and a redacted billing address. The shipping address is to Matthew Cherniss at Apple TV+/ US Scripted Programming in Culver City, CA. The right panel shows the book cover, a price of $10.22, shipping cost of $3.99, sales tax of$1.07, and a total of $15.28. A message below reads, "You raised $1.10 for local bookstores!"

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 01/06/2025

#SwagSunday fight like Aviendha to #SaveWOT

Maybe me wearing a black T-shirt with the text AVIENDHA FIGHTS on it. You can't see my face as a favor to you. Some greenery behind the maybe me

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 01/06/2025

where's the lie? and btw.. #SaveWOT

A four-panel meme shows a row of urinals. In the first panel, a man in a yellow hoodie stands alone using one. In the second, another man in a teal shirt walks into the restroom. In the third, he inexplicably chooses the urinal right next to the first man, despite many others being available. In the fourth panel, the teal-shirt man leans in and asks, “did you sign the #SaveWOT petition?” Basically, that represents me telling everyone about SaveWOT no matter the place or situation.

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 30/05/2025

just because #SaveWOT

Zoë Robins smiling brightly on the cover of Viva magazine. She wears a sleek silver-gray suit with a textured collar and has long braids. The headline reads “SUPERNOVA – From Lower Hutt to global TV star — the remarkable trajectory of actor Zoë Robins.” The photo is set against a textured stone wall, and the issue is dated March 8, 2023.

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 26/05/2025

do you like apples? #SaveWOT #TheWheelOfTime

Laia Costa as Moghedien form season 3 of the wheel of time wearing some sort of see-through veil. She has blackened fingers and holds up an apple tv device and remote that were photoshopped there instead of the domination band

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 26/05/2025

Apple First #SaveWOT #TheWheelOfTime

A screenshot showing the beginning of Chapter 1 from "Towers of Midnight" in "The Wheel of Time" series. At the top, the text "Chapter 1" is in blue. Below it is a black and white illustration of a stylized dragon, followed by the chapter title, "Apples First," with the "s" in "Apples" crossed out so it reads "Apple First". The introductory paragraph begins with the iconic lines, "The Wheel of Time turns, and Ages come and pass, leaving memories that become legend." Legend fades to myth, and even myth is long forgotten when the Age that gave it birth comes again."

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 24/05/2025

how it happened

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 22/05/2025

wasn't ready. haven't recovered. I miss it

Two-panel meme using a staged crash between a train and a school bus. In the first panel, a yellow school bus labeled “me before season 3: my body is ready” is parked across railroad tracks, with a train approaching in the background. In the second panel, the train labeled “season 3” has smashed through the bus, which is now destroyed. The meme conveys the overwhelming emotional toll of having gone through engaging on social media during the production and development of season 3 and through its release

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 22/05/2025

how the horn was born

A collage of three images. Top left: A decorative metal sculpture resembling an interlocked gold and silver knot, resting on a wooden surface. Top right: A shiny, hammered gold planter with green plants spilling over the top. Bottom: The Horn of Valere from The Wheel of Time TV series, held aloft by a hand; it has a textured gold surface with engraved Old Tongue script and curved ridges. The image is watermarked with "wotseries.com".

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 06/05/2025

come on 30k! need < 60 #RenewWOT #TheWheelOfTime

A promotional graphic for the “Renew The Wheel of Time” campaign. In the foreground, Moiraine (Rosamund Pike) stands in a flowing blue dress, flanked by other main characters from the TV series The Wheel of Time. Bold white text reads, “Renew The Wheel of Time,” followed by the message, “Finish the story. It deserves to be told in full! — Join thousands of fans calling for renewal. #RenewWOT.” A purple “Sign Petition” button is on the left, and on the right, gold text displays “29,942 Letters Sent.”

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 06/05/2025

it all finally makes sense

Illustration of a purple dolphin swimming underwater with its eyes closed, surrounded by dark water and subtle bubbles. Below, text reads: “The Dolphin – April. Because dolphins need to stay on the move, only one half of their brain gets to sleep at a time.”

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 27/04/2025

@thedustywheel.bsky.social what's a "Lanfear Advolate?"

A name sign at a podium that reads "lanfear's advocate"

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 24/04/2025

The image shows six folded black T-shirts arranged neatly on a dark wooden surface. Each shirt features bold white text highlighting iconic female characters from The Wheel of Time series along with a defining trait or action. The first shirt reads "Egwene Dreams," referencing Egwene's connection to the World of Dreams. The second says "Nynaeve Heals," reflecting Nynaeve's role as a powerful healer. The third states "Elayne Rules," nodding to Elayne’s royal lineage and leadership. On the right side, a shirt reads "Nynaeve Tugs," a playful reference to her signature braid-tugging habit. Below it, another shirt says "Aviendha Fights," capturing Aviendha’s fierce warrior spirit. The final shirt reads "Min Sees," highlighting Min’s unique ability to view prophetic visions. The bold, minimalist design emphasizes each character’s essence through a single impactful word.

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 23/04/2025

34200 to 3600 lol

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 20/04/2025

As @pritwrites.bsky.social pointed out on twitter....

Meme of Eelfinn brown leather vest. One part is supposed to be the skin from someone's face. The nose part looks like a penis. The caption reads: THE NOSE THAT IS NOT A NOSE

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 20/04/2025

As @pritwrites.bsky.social pointed out on twitter....

Meme of Eelfinn brown leather vest. One part is supposed to be the skin from someone's face. The nose part looks like a penis. The caption reads: THE NOSE THAT IS NOT A NOSE

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 19/04/2025

why the eelfinn always say "we" cc: @robertstrange.bsky.social

Meme featuring four close-up images of face-like details sewn into the Eelfinn costumes from The Wheel of Time. Each panel zooms in on a different leather section with eerie, sculpted facial features—eyes, noses, mouths—stitched into the material. The faces are labeled with humorous, human-like names: "STEVEY," "STUEY," "SAMMY," and "CHAD." The overall effect is unsettling and comedic, highlighting the grotesque and surreal design of the costumes. The bottom-right corner includes the watermark “wotseries.com.”

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 19/04/2025

2nd cousins thrice removed

A meme image featuring Robert Strange as an Eelfinn from The Wheel of Time Season 3. The character has wild orange-streaked hair, pale gray furry skin, sharp features, and glowing amber eyes, wearing a layered, cream-colored outfit. His expression is intense and bewildered. The caption above reads in bold text: “Dónal fucking what now?”, reacting humorously to a surprising or outrageous reveal involving actor Dónal Finn, who plays Mat Cauthon in the show. The image is watermarked with "wotseries.com" in the bottom right corner.

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 19/04/2025

To race the shadow

An edited image shows Natasha O'Keeffe as Lanfear from The Wheel of Time inserted into a speed skating event at the 2016 Winter Youth Olympic Games. She appears in her black dress and dramatic pose, skating close behind a real speed skater in a blue, red, and white suit, as if she's chasing or racing them. The contrast between her fantasy costume and the athletic setting creates a surreal, meme-worthy moment.

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 01/04/2025

elayne's second letter, probably

Ceara Coveney and Ayoola Smart as Elayne and Aviendha sharing a passionate kiss from episode 1 of season 3

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 26/03/2025

*exception: can use sword in igloo

A behind the scenes photo from Ayoola's instagram showing director Thomas Napper talking to Ayoola and Josha in the fog by avendesora in Rhuidean. Two speech bubbles where added, one directed at Aviendha says: ok, you start calling him car'a'carn, avi. And the other is directed at rand: and you, rand, stop using swords

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 26/03/2025

semi-charned kinda life

A two-panel meme featuring Josha Stradowski as Rand al'Thor from The Wheel of Time, sitting in a desert-like setting with mountains in the background. In the left panel, Rand looks serious with a slight frown and a small cut on his face; text above reads: "Jandiun, Mandein, Lewin, Jonai, Rhodric", a list of his Aiel ancestors. In the right panel, Rand bursts into laughter with a wide, joyful grin; the text above simply says: "Charn!" referring to one of the most beloved and emotionally significant of his ancestors. Bottom corner watermark: "wotseries.com".

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 25/03/2025

i see your he who comes with the whatever and raise you a FLANFEAR

Flan in a white dessert platter. Natasha O'Keeffe's face (as Lanfear) was photoshopped onto the face of the flan. This is Flanfear

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 24/03/2025

which one is more randy?

Side-by-side comparison of Josha Stradowski portraying two characters from The Wheel of Time. On the left, he appears as Rand al’Thor, the Car’a’carn, with a serious expression and a cold blue tint, a capture from his trip inside the glass columns. On the right, he is smiling warmly as Charn, Rand’s Age of Legends ancestor, with reddish hair and a light beard. Text above labels them “car’a’carn” and “char’a’charn” respectively.

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 23/03/2025

a capture from episode 4 of season 3 of the wheel of time which shows what looks like a human brain neural network, all dark, against a glow in the background, as though this is the Dark One looking to the outside from within his prison. The word "TAINT" is added to the top

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 22/03/2025

this is not for everyone. also, sorry 😔

A modified still from episode 4 of season 3, showing a large white sphere (the Sharom) floating in the sky above a golden wheat field. Several da'shain aiel wearing wide-brimmed hats are working the field. The image has been altered to include a cartoon blue whale and a small bowl petunias, both appearing to float in the sky near the sphere. At the bottom of the image, text reads "all will be well..."
This edited image combines elements from "The Wheel of Time" (the Sharom sphere and field scene) with a reference to "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" (the whale and bowl of petunias that famously materialize and fall from the sky). This suggests of impending catastrophe for the everyone and everything in this still. All, in fact, will not be well :(

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 21/03/2025

😭

Split frame with two photos: top is Lewin's mom crying, and bottom is Lewin (rand) crying as well. This is the moment where Lewin was shunned by his grandfather and mother for doing murder trying to get the girls back

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 21/03/2025

a hint of a filter added in photoshop

Mat Cauthon (Dónal Finn) is engaged in combat with Galad Damodred (Callum Kerr) and Gawyn Trakand (Luke Fetherston) in an ornate training yard. Mat, wearing a loose blue shirt, raises his staff defensively as Galad lunges in a white shirt and pants and Gawyn, in a white shirt and dark pants, moves strategically. The dimly lit yard features intricate stone pillars, arched windows, and hanging lanterns. A filter was added in photoshop to make the photo look more like a painting

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 21/03/2025

A collage of six images from The Wheel of Time Season 3, Episode 4, The Road to the Spear, showing Josha Stradowski as Rand al’Thor experiencing visions of his Aiel ancestors. The top row features Janduin, with a headscarf and a determined expression (tagged as IMDB); Mandein, with a thick beard and weathered face (tagged as FAX); and Lewin, with curly hair and a solemn gaze (tagged as FACEBOOK). The bottom row features Jonai as an older man with white hair and a beard (tagged as MYSPACE); Rhodric, a younger man, clean-shaven and dressed formally (tagged as LINKEDIN). The final image is Charn, smiling with a youthful, hopeful expression (tagged as TINDER). the text associates each character with a social network or method of communication as a haha

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 20/03/2025

i give episode 304 of the wheel of time 10 out of 10 jeaine caides

Jeaine Caide (played by Sophia Popica) in The Wheel of Time Season 3, Episode 1, smiles with wide eyes and an almost euphoric expression as she says, “It’s so good!” The dimly lit scene features her standing in a shadowy chamber with tall, arched windows behind her. Unbeknownst to those around her, she is reveling in the sensation of her Warders dying, killed by Tsutama. Her dark green and bronze outfit, along with her gleeful reaction to the horrific event, adds to the unsettling nature of the moment.

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 19/03/2025

she's such a mom

two side by side close-ups of moiraine and rand about to enter rhuidean. she's looking at him, almost concerned. He's looking ahead, focused. The closed captioning text (photoshopped in moiraine's case) reads: Did you go to the bathroom before we left? To which rand responds: No.

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 19/03/2025

And on twitter

Screenshot of wicnet post on twitter showing the rand cover along with Gawyn from the show wearing the same thing

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 18/03/2025

new year. new me. fuck!

A meme featuring Josha Stradowski portraying two of his ancestors in The Wheel of Time, used to humorously represent how the first months of the year have been rough. The left side, labeled ‘January 2025,’ shows a clean-shaven, well-groomed Stradowski as an Age of Legends da'shain Aiel figure, looking composed and noble. The right side, labeled ‘March 2025,’ shows him as Janduin, battle-worn, with a beard, dirt, and blood on his face, wearing a desert headscarf and looking exhausted. The meme plays on the idea of a challenging year quickly taking its toll.

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 18/03/2025

If you’ve forgiven rafe for making *that* change, then you must also forgive me for this meme

A scene from The Wheel of Time featuring Marcus Rutherford as Perrin Aybara and Isabella Bucceri as Faile Bashere in a dimly lit blacksmith’s forge. A fire burns in the foreground, casting a warm glow on the stone walls and wooden tools in the background. Perrin, wearing a leather apron, stands on the left, while Faile, dressed in dark clothing, stands on the right. A modern stainless steel Whirlpool refrigerator has been photoshopped into the background. Context should be understood to most book fans. If not, then, consider this a normal upgrade to casa di perry

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 16/03/2025

it's also giving mom sick of these fucking kids.

Daniel Henney and Rosamund Pike in costume as Lan and Moiraine outside a white tent on set, lounging on lawn chairs. Daniel is holding up a drinknsmiling while Rosamund has her red shoe fitted foot leaning against the large umbrella post with a serious look on her face. Two speech bubbles have been added to the shot. Daniel's reads: fuck them kids? Rosamund's reads: yes, fuck them kids!

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 14/03/2025

Priyanka Bose and Kate Fleetwood behind the scenes as Alanna and Liandrin outside the studio with Priyanka laughing her ass off. Speech bubble from Alanna reads: and then she said her name is mandarb (referencing the Faile and Perrin scene)

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 14/03/2025

Gawyn on the ground after getting knocked the fuck out by mat with the staff. Here he's coming to, lifting his head probably still in disbelief about his royal ass getting a proper whooping. Bubble speech added with the text: fucking rand. It's fucking Gawyn, what did you expect, sense?

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 08/03/2025

the "you hit your goal on 16 days" is killing me 😆

A sleep tracking summary for 2024 displaying an average of 5 hours and 2 minutes of sleep per day. The user hit their sleep goal on 16 days. A bar graph shows monthly sleep duration trends, with each month represented by a vertical purple bar. Sleep duration appears to increase towards the end of the year. The graph has a scale from 0 to 10 hours, with an 8-hour reference line. Below the graph, four options are displayed: 'Duration' (selected), 'Score,' 'Schedule,' and 'Deep sleep.'

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 07/03/2025

🫦🐠👰

Bluesky post from the account ‘profanity.accountant’ (@profanity.accountant) analyzing the profanity usage of the user @moiraine.blues.whitetower. The post states that this user has used 369 profanities in their last 1,998 posts. It lists the top three most frequently used words: 🥇 ‘fuck’ (142 times), 🥈 ‘fish’ (119 times), and 🥉 ‘wife’ (108 times). This is satire you goats.

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 03/03/2025

here's the original cover

The original Knife of Dreams book cover with Gaul, Galina, Arganda and Perrin all gathered around some maps. The illustration of perrin was replaced with a photo of Marcus Rutherford looking at the camera with a serious look on his face, a glass of white wine in hand, and pointing at the camera with the index finger from the hand holding the wine. Robert Jordan's name is on the cover as well as the text: Book Eleven of The Wheel of Time, in addition to Sequel to the #1 New York Times Bestseller Crossroads of Twilight

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 03/03/2025

trying to strike a farm boy but you hit your brotheeeeeer

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 01/03/2025

raor made me do this

Movie cover for so I married an axe murderer but instead I the original characters we have Faile and Perrin standing side by side with Perrin holding an axe against a white heart shape set on a blue background

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 28/02/2025

why yes, oh no!

Dónal Finn as Mat Cauthon seated in a dimly-lit room, robes wide open exposing his chest with one hell of a smirk on his face. The caption reads: why yes, I do indeed know how to bloody talk to women

A shot from a season 3 episode showing egwene flanked by bair and melaine, all dressed in aiel garb. they're all looking slightly up. the caption reads (referring to egwene): why yes, i will totally listen to your instruction and not do things my own way

a close-up of Moiraine standing next to rand in the aiel waste. moiraine is looking at rand while he looks straight ahead. the caption reads: why yes, you're absolutely right moiraine i should've listened to you

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 24/02/2025

i'm back. so much work and stuff to catch up on, so of course I'll make memes instead

matrim 🍉🇵🇸 @matcauthon.com · 21/02/2025

special thanks to @kangus.bsky.social for the still of chopped sedai

A meme featuring two images side by side. On the left, Ted Allen, host of the cooking competition show Chopped, stands in a suit and tie, lifting a metal cloche with a serious expression. On the right, an Aes Sedai from The Wheel of Time Season 3 is mid-air, moments before being gruesomely severed in half. The text above reads, '...and that is why we had to chop you!'—a darkly humorous reference to both the show's elimination catchphrase and the character's literal fate.