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@kangus.bsky.social
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I am the Kevin you’re looking for (he/him) (or my tortoise, also named Kevin.) Mostly posting #TheWheelOfTime & #WotSkies Rings of Power enthusiast 💍 Host: @TheKevinPodcast.bsky.social Co-Host: @TarvalonDark.bsky.social Admin: @dragonmount.com

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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
another year, another #WotIdol entry for my portfolio of madness 😌 this year, I received a note from one D. Bornhald and had to share his message in the form of this song. as always, there are many “Kevin” layers to this one. it’s my dumbest one yet 😇 #WotSkies Sniff It Out youtu.be/IjdBNAS8sqA
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Sniff It Out - A Wheel of Time Parody of Spell It Out
YouTube video by Kevin Angus
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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
another year, another #WotIdol entry for my portfolio of madness 😌 this year, I received a note from one D. Bornhald and had to share his message in the form of this song. as always, there are many “Kevin” layers to this one. it’s my dumbest one yet 😇 #WotSkies Sniff It Out youtu.be/IjdBNAS8sqA
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Sniff It Out - A Wheel of Time Parody of Spell It Out
YouTube video by Kevin Angus
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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
heheh I just picked up @lxreads.fun from the airport heheh
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WoT Idol @wotidol.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Priyanka Made a WHAT!??
A screenshot looking up at Priyanka Bose's character Alanna from The Wheel of Time. She is wrapped in a green shawl, is holding a candle, and is singing. She has a strip of white paint on her face to indicate mourning.
The Text at the top and bottom says "I died and went to heaven when I learned Priyanka made a WoT Idol Parody. And she sang at the ceremony."
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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it is truly an honor and privilege to make some of the dumbest ideas I have a reality all thanks to some silly thing called the wheel of time 😂
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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
that’s right, world, you HAVE been stuck with me for another full year of my life, and you’ll never break my whimsy 💁🏼‍♂️ 🎈
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WoT Idol @wotidol.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Hey #WoTSkies, Do you have "Chat on fire" on your #WotIdol2026 Bingo card yet? Because it will be! Go to wotidol.com/bingo to get a randomized 5x5 daily card, a multi day 7X7 card or use the menu to customize it, make your own or draw a new card! #WotIdol #TheWheelOfTime
A WoT Idol BINGO Card 
It features the WoT Idol Logo as the Free Space in the Center.
Featured options are: 
Sssavor, The Wheel Weaves as the Wheel Wills, #SaveWoT, Falme, Chat Crying, Dusty Time, Tai’shar, Taint, WoT Cast & Crew Parody Submitter, Someone famous in chat surprise, WoTapella, Previous Parody Cameo, Aelfinn, New Original Song, Chat Laughing, Sad Rand Song, Manfear, Little Boxes, Aes Sedai, Tam, Forsaken, Chosen, Outtakes/Bloopers Reel, Elayne
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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
IT IS C O M P L E T E D 🙏 next stop… WoT Idol 2026 😤😤😤 #WotSkies
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Nikhil Koparkar @nikhilkoparkar.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
At long last, my full panel at WorldCon is up! It was a joy to connect with fans of The Wheel Of Time, and talk about the unique “musical world building” approach to making The Hills Of Tanchico.
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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
ok… NOW is OFFICIALLY the perfect time to finish my @wotidol.bsky.social parody… I win again, #WotSkies 😈 🏃🏼‍♂️💨💨💨
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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Barb & Star Go to Vista Del Mar (2021) gotta be the funniest comedy I’ve seen since Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping (2016), like fuuuuck me I can’t believe it got screwed so badly by the pandemic. this SHOULD have been a cultural moment, a harbinger of the return of the feature length comedy 😩🤌🤌
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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
only 23 more years til all the kids are saying cetus lupeedus again 😮‍💨🙏
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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
austin powers 4 octobussy
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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
when u gonna stop takin dumps with the chumps & start makin cum with ur chums?
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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
pinching a loaf in the toilet of a ufo [a close encounter of the turd kind]
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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
uk websites: “can we track ur biscuits bruv”
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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
you are now farting manually
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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
so far, still no downsides to bejeweling my balls
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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
r2deez2nuts
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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
biggest pussy in the solar system gotta be olympus mons pubis
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WotSeries ❤️📖📺🤞 @wotseries.com · 28/07/2026
Rob (@malkiertalks.com) is making a WoT documentary, the full journey of the show, told through cast/crew interviews and the people who made it. There's a GoFundMe set up so fans can help make it happen. Chip in if you can 👇
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Donate to Turning the Wheel - A Fan made Wheel of Time Documentary, organized by Robert Malkier Talks
"Every Age leaves behind stories. Some become legend. Others … Robert Malkier Talks needs your support for Turning the Wheel - A Fan made Wheel of Time Documentary
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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
It was a privilege to do an article & interview for this new project! So excited to see what Rob is able to accomplish 🙏 (And yeah, I’m gonna continue to shoot my shot to see if this lands me in a room with Ceara Coveney, who’s askin?!?)
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Malkier Talks @malkiertalks.com · 25/07/2026
"Every Age leaves behind stories. Some become legend. Others disappear before they're ever told." Help us tell the story... www.gofundme.com/f/wot-docume... #TheWheelOfTime #Documentary
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Dragonmount.com @dragonmount.com · 25/07/2026
Big News WoT Fans!!! Rob @malkiertalks.com has just revealed his latest project: “Turning the Wheel: The Story Behind the Fantasy Epic”, a documentary on the journey of #TheWheelOfTime show. Read our interview with Rob, and how you can contribute to his GFM here: dragonmount.com/news/tv-show...
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The Wheel Keeps Turning: Help Fund a Documentary on The Wheel of Time Show "Turning the Wheel: The Story Behind the Fantasy Epic"
"The Wheel keeps on turning." is what we all still remember Tam al'Thor telling Rand on Season 1 Episode 1 of The Wheel of Time. It is lesson that is carried both through the books and through the thr...
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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
me (seeing a big caterpillar by my car): love me a big hairy pussypillar
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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
just before this photo I awarded Priyanka the honorary first “Trolloc Nipple Coin”, awarded for surviving two interviews with me and everything that comes with having a forced conversation with me for long enough. She was delighted by the honor, of course 😌 #WotCon
A selfie of me (Kevin) and Priyanka Bose from WotCon 2026. I am looking directly ahead and giving a cheeky and knowing smile, while Priyanka has on an equally cheeky and knowing smile while wearing a nice pair of sunglasses
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Salya al'Onir @salyaalonir.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
#WotIdol2026 ✨HYPE✨ 🚂 Day 10! To lighten the mood, here's the hilariously ridiculous entry from our beloved @kangus.bsky.social Please enjoy "Horn Man" Spoilers: S2 youtu.be/Yzw1YPkVa9c?... Have you worked on #WotIdol today? Visit wotidol.com to enter! #TheWheelOfTime #WotSkies
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Horn Man - A Wheel of Time Parody of Sax Man
YouTube video by Kevin Angus
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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
the WoT Ones wings were hotter than my questions, but my anus lips will surely take that cake on the morrow 🧘‍♂️ for tonight, though, I’ll bask in the euphoria of eating hot wings with Priyanka Bose until the taint takes me 😌 #WotCon
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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
lol just gonna interview priyanka bose in an hour, nbd. and also interview her again, tomorrow, while we eat hot questions and ask even hotter wings. sooo yeah i’m 100% not spiraling 😀 #WotCon
A closely cropped photo of me (Kevin) giving a forced smile as if I’m masking an enduring torment that I’m suffering
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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
It’s almost my favorite time of year: seeing a select subset of all my wheel of time friends at @wotconofficial.bsky.social while also wishing ALL of my WoT friends could be there 🫶 travel selfie inbound once I snooch my way through TSA! 🏃🏼‍♂️💨💨💨
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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
just 2 guys hanging out having fun (meeting with demetri martin)
A photo of me (Kevin) standing next to the comedian Demetri Martin with a wood panel wall in the background. He’s smiling and laughing politely as I clearly am going into some kind of anecdote with him while this photo was takenA photo of me (Kevin) standing next to the comedian Demetri Martin with a wood panel wall in the background. We are standing side by side in a less candid and more posed photo style, as I give my classic cheeky and knowing smile while he gives a very nice smile, as if this isn’t the worst thing in the world he could be doing right now
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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
seeing my favorite comedian (demetri martin) front & center row seats (for the first time out of like over a dozen of his shows I’ve attended over the years) meet him after the show (as a bonus on top) happy fathers day to me ☺️ (made possible by my loving partner ❤️)
An extremely close up selfie of me (Kevin) giving a restrained yet tenuous smirk of bliss as I stare into your trembling soul
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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
ruining the 2012 family function by singing “ayeee meesa jar jar, op op op, Oppa gungan style”
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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
my partner’s reaction to this knowledge informs me that this is NOT a universal experience when eating quinoa… 🤷‍♂️
Meme showing Nynaeve al’Meara from Season 1 of the wheel of time, staring wistfully into a home and was watching Lan Mandragoran within the house moments before this scene, unaware that he has now appeared behind her in the background. Nynaeve is labeled “having quinoa with dinner”, and Lan is labeled “the single quinoa grain that comes out of my nose 2 days later”
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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
zelda twilight princess was on some real aginor shit with those multi-titted chickens, on hylia
Ooccoo, a chicken-like, humanoid-headed creature from The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, known for helping Link warp out of dungeons with her son, Ooccoo Jr, which is just the same humanoid head with no body and small wings on the sides of the head. The fully grown one has an odd pattern of feathers above the chicken breast region of the body which definitely look like droopy nips on some large naturals
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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
things strangers to beware..: When a stranger call When a stranger text When a stranger email When a stranger telegram When a stranger mail When a stranger fax When a stranger page When a stranger radio When a stranger dm When a stranger @
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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
a lil bit of free luck for your troubles 🤲🍀
The palm of my hand  with two four leaf clovers, one five leaf clover, and one six leaf clover
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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
the one rule, above all others, for being a man
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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
I have henceforth rebranded the “childhood bullies” folder in my brain to “childhood haters”, to great effect on my psyche
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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
the real trakand. the best trakand. the only trakand for me. gawyn trakand.
Cropped photo of Elayne Trakand in a black head wrap from season 3 of the wheel of time, except her face has been replaced with the face of Luke Fetherston, who is playing Elayne’s Brother Gawyn Trakand
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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
“If your piss ain’t delish, call Melfane Dawlish” arent even the worst sequence of words I got to say this morning on @tarvalondark.bsky.social
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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
there’s this old saying in Cairhien (I know it’s in Camelyn, probably in Cairhien) that says: fool me once? shame on you. you fool me???… you can’t get fooled again.
Four panel meme from the cartoon SpongeBob
Panel 1 shows a piece of paper that reads “new project in the works by IP owner iwot studios”, referencing “new” reports of that studio pitching wheel of time animated shows and video games that never get made and are littered with AI and cryptoscams. Panel 2 shows spongebob reading the paper, then happily tossing it into the fire in panel 3, and warming his hands over the fire contentedly in the final panel
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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
(sci-fi author with outie bellybutton): “they came from outie space…”
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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
*walks into a forest clearing* what is this, a center for ents?
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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
covered in debris from the cheese explosion
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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
new turtle? follow my turtorial
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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
#TheWheelOfTime turns…
Fares Fares as Ishamael from The Wheel of Time. He is turning his body around to the left while sitting in an ornate wooden chair. He has on a leather vest with a high color over a white dress shirt. He has a playful smile on his face, and a twinkle of curiosity in his eyes. Below him is a large speech bubble coming from below him, as if he is saying the quoted post below him
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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
meeting the green man at the eye of the world be like #TheWheelOfTime
A performer from Bad Bunny's 2026 Superbowl halftime show who is dressed up as a large green grass bush, with his little face smirking mischievously from behind the large blades of grass
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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Mysterious. Missing. Mandarb.
A wheel of time parody version of a movie poster for Blade, starring Wesley Snipes. The edited version of it has replaced the large eyes of some person in the background with the golden hued eyes of Perrin Aybara. Overlayed on top of the large face is Faile Bashere standing where Blade would’ve been in the original poster. She’s in black leather and holding a knocked bow. The title reads MANDARB with a parentheses below that says “it means blade” using the original “blade” word from the unedited poster.
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Kevin @kangus.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
ahhh, the sweet memories of everyone thinking I, of all people, was somehow a paid wheel of time fandom industry plant while simultaneously I was posting things like Trollocs in a hot tub, rand al’throat, and weird jelly gifs. gooood times, the wheel of
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