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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 18/04/2025
Can someone on Bluesky reassure me that I'm not the only person who can't see a bottle of sweet chilli sauce without breaking into Guns n Roses. (It's been a very long standing issue at home... And in supermarkets)
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 16/04/2025
Best use of a Bluesky thread ever here by one of my local museums
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 06/04/2025
I think it's a feature
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 05/04/2025
Their reporting has been really good. My subscription just ended, I must renew that.
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 05/04/2025
This level of programming skill and attention to detail coming soon to every US government department
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 05/04/2025
But she's one of us. She grew up eating *checks notes* orchard pudding
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Know your parasites
A poster titled "Know Your Parasites" with sections on ticks, worms, and billionaires, detailing removal methods and health warnings.
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 29/03/2025
If someone made a browser extension that warned you when a retailer uses Evri I'd install that in a heartbeat.
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 27/03/2025
It was very much like that
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 27/03/2025
I just had a very unexpected innuendo laden encounter with a delivery guy after commenting on the unexpected size of the package he delivered 😲
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 26/03/2025
Why platform this nobody?
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 25/03/2025
Class response
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 25/03/2025
Such a good book. I must reread it soon
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 21/03/2025
My new favourite noise is the back and forth pecking between the two woodpeckers that have set up home in the trees outside my home office.
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 18/03/2025
I think he licked too strong a battery
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 17/03/2025
Language borrowed from the car crash that is Brexit. We're 9 years into the pain and even the lunatic euro-quitters seemed to have lowered the bar of 'the dream' to being slightly worse than we had before
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 17/03/2025
Step 1 of these instructions to build a bench seems to be "1. build a bench"
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 17/03/2025
Sorry Donald. We can't send you eggs. We're stockpiling them for your visit
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 14/03/2025
I can't imagine there is any manual review though. I don't use Spotify, but I wonder if there is a formal reporting process. Considering podcasts are effectively UGC there probably should be.
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 12/03/2025
Makes sense. "This company is backed by a corrupt president" will give investors confidence. Whether it lasts or not will depend on whether the stunt increases sales
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 10/03/2025
I'm so disappointed that he didn't arrive in a horse and cart. A flatbed transit isn't the same
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 10/03/2025
I'm currently waiting in for a rag'n'bone man to arrive. Apparently I'm now Dickensian.
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 09/03/2025
Raclette at lunchtime would wipe me out
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 09/03/2025
It's that weird season in the UK where you walk down the street and pass two people in flip-flops and shorts followed immediately by one in a puffer jacket and a knitted beanie
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 08/03/2025
Still in pain. Had a sneezing fit earlier and really didn't enjoy
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 08/03/2025
Oh, the fun of being in your 50s. I somehow just managed to put my back out and send myself into writhing agony by operating a kitchen tap. If anyone wants me I'll be laying on the living room floor
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 08/03/2025
Eww, that is so crass and disrespectful
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 07/03/2025
Spoeark? Norwegian maybe
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 06/03/2025
I've been staring at this for several minutes and I still can't think of anything to call them other than file paths
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Richard Branson @richardbranson.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
(1/3) It needs repeating: in 1994, Ukraine was persuaded to give up its nuclear weapons to Russia in return for the US, the UK, and Russia guaranteeing Ukraine’s sovereignty, security, and territorial integrity.
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 05/03/2025
Does anyone else put fruit & veg on top of the food in the fridge to hide it from their ravenous teenage son?
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 04/03/2025
People seemed to enjoy the beach photo I shared here the other day, so I thought I'd share another. This one is the beautiful West Wittering Beach, photographed on a warm sunny February walk with Mrs B last Monday. #photography #westwittering #coastal #teampixel #westsussex
Low winter sun throwing grounds into silhouette on a sandy beach
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 04/03/2025
I'm not American, but don't you guys have a 1st amendment protecting your right to protest?
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 03/03/2025
I love photos that leave me with questions. Nice
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 03/03/2025
Beautiful on our little stretch of beach today. Warm sun and soft breaking waves. All without the summer crowds #photography #mobilephotography #beach #hampshire
Winter sun over a sandy beach
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 03/03/2025
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 03/03/2025
Any Bluesky geeks out there, or in fact anyone who wants to share an opinion. I'm getting back into photography, and thinking about using Bluesky for my photo sharing. Would it be best to use a separate dedicated account for this, or my main one? Anyone have opinions either way?
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 03/03/2025
May you all be blessed with the confidence of the total stranger just addressed me as Peter and continued to do so after I had told him I wasn't Peter for the third time
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 03/03/2025
It's the first week of march and I'm mowing the lawn in a t-shirt. I'm going to try not to ponder the long term implications of this whilst just enjoying some welcome sun and warmth
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 03/03/2025
Preferably half decent ones that aren't as loud outside as inside
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 03/03/2025
Is it something in the region of an Americano but less bitter, less salty?
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 02/03/2025
Episode 7 of Paradise just went surprisingly hard for a show I thought was going to be streaming filler. Well worth a watch
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 02/03/2025
That's absolute free speech apparently
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 02/03/2025
My ears are going to be ringing for a week though
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 01/03/2025
I love that my eldest inherited my awesome taste in music and we get to do things like this together. Jack White has been a dream gig for me for a while, and it was absolutely worth waiting for
Jack White doing his thing at the Troxy
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 01/03/2025
This is the correct way to refer to it. All of the "heated exchange" and "shouting match" talk ignores how one sided it was
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 01/03/2025
It should definitely be legal to eject people from moving trains when they play music on loud speaker
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 01/03/2025
Oh, happy birthday. Just a day later (2 days every 4th year!) have a lovely weekend
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 01/03/2025
I had a birthday beach walk yesterday along the beautiful beaches of West Witterings and East Head. It was so nice to be out in the sunshine, walking without bedding a coat. Spring is coming
Tranquil scene. Lone market post at low tide. Minimalism
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Mat Bennett @matbennett.com · 28/02/2025
It was really hard to watch. Just nasty. Zero empathy and very little more in the way of comprehension. It was really shocking. I had to turn it off.
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