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Mat Savage

@mat-savage.xyz
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Sr Software Engineer. Humboldt State grad. He/him/his Eat shit, nazis. Trans rights are human rights.

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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 3h
Whoa
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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 3h
gorge-ous
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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 5h
How you gonna talk about what music you’re listening to while you do this and then post a silent video
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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 11h
I like how the original reply is either a joke or a misreading and Bluesky is using it as this wholesome teachable moment
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 11h
Hi, I’m a sighted alt text user! Here are some reasons I use it: - Slow Internet on an airplane - I’m over 40, I have no idea who that celebrity is - Bluesky broke images again - My vision sucks and that text is too small to read otherwise - Conveys further context and authorial intent
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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 11h
Ok, I need earplug recs. I’ve got some but they didn’t cut it last night. My eardrums are sad.
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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 22h
This was fun but man I am OLD lol
Band playin on stage under a sign that reads the Menzingers in front of a raucous crowd
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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 22h
I always say “stupor intelligence”
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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 10/10/2026
what a fortunate typo
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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 10/10/2026
I’ve bean hearing great things about it!
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Patrick Damp @synonymforwet.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The Gen Z kids at work when I do something cool
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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 10/10/2026
Awful! I’m so sorry.
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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 10/10/2026
I cannot with these eyes
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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 10/10/2026
Well he is the bean guru after all
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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 10/10/2026
Hahaha yessss
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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 10/10/2026
Does it still reply to Caribbean?
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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 10/10/2026
just trying to drink my coffee in peace, you wild animals
Blurred Labradors playing rambunctiously
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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 10/10/2026
Is that an LL bean coat?
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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 10/10/2026
7:52am: Daisy is still snoring
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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 10/10/2026
What the what?
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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 10/10/2026
a body double?!?
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It's The Weekend 😌 @craigweekend.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 09/10/2026
I think it may have been a mountain biker who was on my running team who said it to me!
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Peter Nguyen @dptbirder.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Had a California equivalent to a “snow day” because of El Niño Balboa Boulevard was under water throughout most of the peninsula Long underwater Kelvin waves and the oncoming storm surge caused havoc and preventing me from getting to one of my clients homes today 🌊
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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 08/10/2026
Every time I see one that line from the Sopranos goes through my brain “Cayenne, like the pepper” Nice ride!
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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 08/10/2026
Rad!
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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 06/10/2026
Wait…28 years ago? Fuck, I’m old.
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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 06/10/2026
I’ve only heard “bonked” used in this way by a guy I ran cross country with 25 years ago
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John Breen @breen.tech · 06/10/2026
Feel free to dunk on me lol
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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 06/10/2026
I had the same thought this morning as I went looking for a bug in our code this morning. Almost asked Claude to find the line for me and was like…dude you know how this project is structured and you know how to read code. Stop it.
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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 06/10/2026
Jesus Christ
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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 06/10/2026
I noticed this recently too and the stupid workaround I thought of was using the text reader in iOS on a screenshot of the alt text 😵‍💫
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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 05/10/2026
This is lovely and seriously fun
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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 05/10/2026
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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 04/10/2026
ಠ_ಠ
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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 04/10/2026
Man…I am sure that’s a portmanteau of apartment + hotel but damned if my brain didn’t see it as apartheid + hotel.
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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 04/10/2026
There is definitely moisture in this air!
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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 04/10/2026
I love it here.
Chocolate Labrador walking through a leaf covered sidewalk under yellowing trees in a suburban neighborhood
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Mekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 04/10/2026
I sit down with 2026 Trump supporters often! But not to try to convert them.🤷🏿‍♂️ I do it to understand the depths of their depravity and racism more deeply. The cool thing is, they'll tell you! They're open about it! They don't know that their violent views on racism horrify the entire world.
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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 04/10/2026
I have such a hard time with discord but you know what? I’d accept discord over teams.
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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 04/10/2026
Ha, yeah, I saw the first draft of this and was like, yup, autocorrect got ‘em.
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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 04/10/2026
That’s silly, this is obviously just tavern style
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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 03/10/2026
maybe they were french canadian geese
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 03/10/2026
it's one one day a week we actively try to pay bills (we're very sorry) welcome back to ✨Shameless Self Promotion Saturday✨ support artists and help show the world that a Voluntary Profit way of life is better just please buy things. it's rough out there here's a bunch of shirts moxiest.art
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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 03/10/2026
Ooh is that out?
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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 03/10/2026
oh no lol
LinkedIn article: 


Gen Z wants millennials to stop
LOL-ing


Edited by Melissa Cantor, Editor at Linkedin News
The latest intergenerational volley has been fired:
Gen Z wants millennials to stop ending sentences with "lol." According to trending social media posts, the shorthand reads as passive-aggressive to younger adults, particularly in the workplace.
But, as many millennials are quick to point out, that's not the intent. "It's emotional bubble wrap," writes Oriya Hirschhorn, adding that the three letters are meant to say "I'm not mad." Another way to think of it? The term, Jessica Misener observes, "is essentially punctuation."
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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 03/10/2026
One of Daisy Dog’s oldest pals passed away yesterday. RIP Sully. Here they are in 2015 being water dogs together.
A chocolate lab and a yellow lab in an inflatable pool in a backyard.
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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 03/10/2026
Don’t think I’d call Denver a megacity but when I lived there I had a small apartment with not too much food storage and yeah, I’d walk and get small loads every few days.
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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 03/10/2026
I guess the original post said all that. Anyway, I loved it when I visited last. Took the light rail there and hiked through the park and walked back into downtown. Great day.
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Mat Savage @mat-savage.xyz · 03/10/2026
Yes! You can go from downtown to Washington Park and take an elevator up! It’s so cool!
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