Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 7h🚶🏾♂️ strong suspicion but time blindness be fucking me. 020
Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 7hI will sign an NDA if that older woman ask me tostatic.klipy.comTom and Jerry: Tom's Sneaky Evil LaughALT: Tom and Jerry: Tom's Sneaky Evil Laugh 010
Reposted by Master 👻 CortezThe Lox and Schmear @byepoleher.blacksky.app · 9hEvery time I hear Fat Joe say nigga I think about this picture 46125
Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 9hClose enoughstatic.klipy.comLebron James Leads Energetic Salsa Dance ClassALT: Lebron James Leads Energetic Salsa Dance Class 010
Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 9hOr Spider-Man.static.klipy.comSpider-man Spider-man The Animated SeriesALT: Spider-man Spider-man The Animated Series 000
Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 9hThe One.static.klipy.comNeo's Iconic Matrix DodgeALT: Neo's Iconic Matrix Dodge 100
Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 9hI know some people in my family suffering while I’m celebrating rn 030
Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 19h(I been rewatching Naruto to get me through work) 000
Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 19hopen.spotify.com/track/5BqKtu...open.spotify.comWindAkeboshi · Akeboshi · Song · 2005 110
Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I ALMOST FORGOT IT’S LEIF ERIKSON DAY HINGA DINGA DURGEN!static.klipy.comSpongebob Viking: Hinga Dinga Durgen!ALT: Spongebob Viking: Hinga Dinga Durgen! 021
Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Damn. All American ending wasn’t bad but Homecoming got cut way too short wtf. 000
Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026🧍🏾♂️ I forgot Monday is a federal holiday… Right after prime day shopping…static.klipy.comShane Walsh: The Walking DeadALT: Shane Walsh: The Walking Dead 000
Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Thank god. Even though I still plan on getting rid of windows on my handhelds this’ll soften the blow on the ones I’ve kept vanilla 000
Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026static.klipy.comJames Doakes' Suspicious GazeALT: James Doakes' Suspicious Gaze 010
Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Thriller, Threatened, Ghosts??? THIS MAN OWNS HALLOWEENstatic.klipy.comMichael Jackson GhostsALT: Michael Jackson Ghosts 020
Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Shid Michael owns Halloween with one song and that ain’t even the only spooky song he got 😭 110
Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026My jealousy knows no boundsstatic.klipy.comOmni-Man from Invincible, Nolan GraysonALT: Omni-Man from Invincible, Nolan Grayson 000
Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’ll say it again bro. Whoever let Tom Holland keep them curls for Brand New Day cooked. 🫵🏾😐 don’t change a damn thing about that choice 050
Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026🚶🏾♂️oh they defo get there during some random sales depending on the store. My go to has been Best Buy 000
Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026👁️👄👁️ I have never seen a double decker train before today 000
Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026If you’re talking about their PS store prices, it’s cuz Sony hates Playstation customers. 😆 all those games be $20 physically no wonder they wanna abandon discs 100
Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Passed down the whole damn lineage 😭 Qui-Gon too 112
Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026THEIR LIVES ARE GAY THEY LIE IN A POOL OF SPERM 120
Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Legit me every two minutes when they start discussing some random shit:static.klipy.comPC Principal: This Is A Big Problem In Our CountryALT: PC Principal: This Is A Big Problem In Our Country 010
Reposted by Master 👻 Cortez𝒞𝒽𝒶𝓃 🐆✨ @channnnxoxo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026GET GOD ON THE PHONEEEEstatic.klipy.comAzealia Banks with MegaphoneALT: Azealia Banks with Megaphone 1122