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Master 👻 Cortez

@masterxcortez.bsky.social
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“I am in a constant state of Horngry” 🍑| 26 | Black Streamer/Tiktoker/Voice Actor/Creator/Handheld Connoisseur from BROOKLYN 💪🏾🇵🇦 Free 🇨🇩🇸🇩🇵🇸 #blackskygamers linktr.ee/masterxcortez (Personal page, not a rep for my employer 🫡)

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Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 7h
🚶🏾‍♂️ strong suspicion but time blindness be fucking me.
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Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 7h
I will sign an NDA if that older woman ask me to
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Tom and Jerry: Tom's Sneaky Evil Laugh
ALT: Tom and Jerry: Tom's Sneaky Evil Laugh
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Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 7h
Embrace. Tradition.
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Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 8h
Miles need to be next
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The Lox and Schmear @byepoleher.blacksky.app · 9h
Every time I hear Fat Joe say nigga I think about this picture
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Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 9h
Close enough
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Lebron James Leads Energetic Salsa Dance Class
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Fred C. @coledaynhell.blacksky.app · 12h
I support this
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Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 9h
So you not a SPIGGA LIKE ME?
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Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 9h
Or Spider-Man.
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Spider-man Spider-man The Animated Series
ALT: Spider-man Spider-man The Animated Series
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Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 9h
The One.
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Neo's Iconic Matrix Dodge
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silverbeard2026 @silverbeard2026.bsky.social · 10h
FYI
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Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 9h
You not one of us??
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Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 9h
I know some people in my family suffering while I’m celebrating rn
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Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 14h
It’s October 10th! Happy Birthday Naruto
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Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 15h
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Orochimaru
ALT: Orochimaru
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Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 19h
(I been rewatching Naruto to get me through work)
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Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 19h
open.spotify.com/track/5BqKtu...
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Akeboshi · Akeboshi · Song · 2005
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Sephiroth: English is a difficult language. It can be understood through tough thorough though

Zack: you need to stop
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Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
?
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Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I ALMOST FORGOT IT’S LEIF ERIKSON DAY HINGA DINGA DURGEN!
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Spongebob Viking: Hinga Dinga Durgen!
ALT: Spongebob Viking: Hinga Dinga Durgen!
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Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Damn. All American ending wasn’t bad but Homecoming got cut way too short wtf.
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Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Once again, FUCK JEFF BEZOS
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Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
🧍🏾‍♂️ I forgot Monday is a federal holiday… Right after prime day shopping…
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Shane Walsh: The Walking Dead
ALT: Shane Walsh: The Walking Dead
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Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thank god. Even though I still plan on getting rid of windows on my handhelds this’ll soften the blow on the ones I’ve kept vanilla
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Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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James Doakes' Suspicious Gaze
ALT: James Doakes' Suspicious Gaze
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Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Thriller, Threatened, Ghosts??? THIS MAN OWNS HALLOWEEN
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Michael Jackson Ghosts
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Shid Michael owns Halloween with one song and that ain’t even the only spooky song he got 😭
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Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My jealousy knows no bounds
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Omni-Man from Invincible, Nolan Grayson
ALT: Omni-Man from Invincible, Nolan Grayson
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Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’ll say it again bro. Whoever let Tom Holland keep them curls for Brand New Day cooked. 🫵🏾😐 don’t change a damn thing about that choice
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Sleeping Awake @sleepingawake.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
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Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
TELL ME WHO THE BITCH NIGGA HATING ON ME
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Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🚶🏾‍♂️oh they defo get there during some random sales depending on the store. My go to has been Best Buy
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Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
👁️👄👁️ I have never seen a double decker train before today
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Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you’re talking about their PS store prices, it’s cuz Sony hates Playstation customers. 😆 all those games be $20 physically no wonder they wanna abandon discs
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Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Passed down the whole damn lineage 😭 Qui-Gon too
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Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Skywalker sass second only to Kenobi
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Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
THEIR LIVES ARE GAY THEY LIE IN A POOL OF SPERM
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Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Legit me every two minutes when they start discussing some random shit:
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PC Principal: This Is A Big Problem In Our Country
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𝒞𝒽𝒶𝓃 🐆✨ @channnnxoxo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
GET GOD ON THE PHONEEEE
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Azealia Banks with Megaphone
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Master 👻 Cortez @masterxcortez.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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