Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Hilarious that the two slowest HR trots in the playoffs in the Statcast Era happened today 093
Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 30/09/2026My 3 year old made a bat for a school project and now he’s an ad exec 192
Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Everyone is like “the AL West is the worst division of all time” but the counterpoint is that the analytics say it should be worse 100
Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Imagine being a Georgia Tech fan watching this conference game at Stanford at 2 am with your QB driving for the game-tying score then he commits a penalty that puts you in this spot 140
Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026“Yeah man sorry but I’m gonna be late to the party. I gotta pick up some eyeliner and a rack of ribs and that’s at least two stops” “Brother you’re not gonna believe this…” 081
Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Margarita time by the pool. Thank god I’m a Kroenke/Peener boy 060
Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Always do some idle checking on @baseball-reference.com whenever I see something odd, like when was the last time a team had two different players with a HR and a triple in the same game? It's happened 3 times in the last 12 days after not happening all season! 010
Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I’m at Cosm for this game and it was legit hilarious when the national anthem started and nobody had any idea if they were supposed to stand or not because we’re not actually there 130
Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I dunno man I think you gotta fire this dude regardless. The coach hasn’t had a clue in years what he’s doing 000
Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 12/09/2026How does this keep happening to the AL Central 010
Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Ironic since he was seemingly happy to play zero minutes for the country he was captaining a few months ago 011
Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 06/09/2026It’s September 5. Amazing promos on the app from the worldwide leader on the first day of one of their major sports 010
Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Gotta say, nailed it considering that tiny red part in Wyoming is where Powell is 010
Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Definitely highlight Riley Greene’s groundout first thing here it’s all I crave 000
Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Checking in on how the can't-miss prospect centerpiece of the Tarik Skubal trade is doing so far 120
Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I don’t need to be getting messages from my AI vacuum that gets stuck every 6 minutes anyway 010
Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 19/08/2026Love that Tugboat gets to make his debut against the team that traded him because they already had a Tugboat at home 100
Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Chaos strikeout to end the game from Romano 030
Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Dad would’ve been 76 today. Feels like I honored him well here 020
Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Teeny Mates trolling @rockiesvsconnor.bsky.social with this one 391
Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 08/08/2026This is basically a screenshot of Sasaki’s comically sized glove tonight 130
Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 04/08/2026It’s never not funny seeing the word in the wild 010
Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Got this as a housewarming gift and this happens every 3 minutes when it’s on. It’s enough where I use the real vacuum in front of it now and mock it for being worthless 020
Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Fantastic freeze on my home internet for Jeff McNeil tonight 150
Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 17/07/2026You’ll find the damnedest shit when you move 150
Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 15/07/2026Great shit, Delta. Literally missed the goal lmao 110
Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Messi inflatable just looks like Jesus ohhhh I get it 020
Anthony Masterson @mastertones.bsky.social · 08/07/2026This is such a personal violent attack of a push notification I’m debating throwing my entire phone in the ocean and going off the grid 000
