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Rex Masters

@mastersrex.bsky.social
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Your friendly supplier of dad jokes. Just an old dog, likes early cars, tractors and radios. Please, no RP and especially no pics of your junk either, unless it’s junk cars or tractors. Have CMT & mild mobility issues Therians welcome. No Zoos or Peddos!

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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 16h
Ok, ok, this is a joke from my elementary school days so it’s really bad so naturally I’m going to say it. What did Spock find on the bridge ? The captain’s log (you have to be 10 to fully appreciate it) 🤣😂
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 16h
What’s faster than an escalator ? A escasooner
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 19h
Boy I bet the guy who named the Sperm Whale wasn’t allowed to name anything again
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 19h
My credit card company contacted me about a suspicious charge on my account. It was a gym membership 🤣
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was in Chichen Itza watching them film the movie Against all Odds. That was a terrible movie. Spent two summers at that site. Loved the Yucatán
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Don’t believe I have
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Tonight’s family movie is the 1984 adventure/comedy Romancing the Stone Starring Kathleen Turner, Michael Douglas and Danny DeVito. A fun movie
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
You find amazing things when you clean the barn floor 🐾
Cat paw prints in a 50 year barn floor cement.   Someone labeled it CAT with an arrow pointing towards the paw prints
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I always lose my ball when golfing because my eyes are bad. My friend recommended I take his 90 year old grandfather along because his eyesight is excellent. I hit a beautiful line drive! Did you see where it went ? I sure did said the old guy. Where is it ? Sorry but I forgot says the old guy.
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tonight’s family movie is the classic Dr. Strangelove Old Slim Pickens plays a memorable part in it.
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ve said this just recently but I’m going to say it again. Sheep Detectives is such a sweet movie
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I actually have one but it’s not on wheels
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Watching Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow On my cheesy pole barn theater
Inflatable movie screen in a pole barn showing Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh Murr !
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you lay a Blue Whale tip to tip on a football field it will, Cause the game to be canceled
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Girls develop earlier than boys because men don’t get breasts till their mid 50s. 
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Guy went to the doc with carrots growing out of his ears. Well, this is certainly a problem says the doctor. You’re telling me doc because I planted tomatoes
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Times are so tough I got a pre declined credit card in the mail
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I got in a fight at the local deli, I threw my jello at the guy. Got arrested for assault with a Congealed Weapon
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I sure do remember that
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Tonight’s family movie is the classic Somewhere in Time Starring Christopher Reeves and Jane Seymour. It’s been a favorite of ours for years. A fan convention is held every year at the hotel where it was filmed. Has a huge fan following
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I know 3 people who have been on Jeopardy. One a pastor, one a band instructor and the third a Furry
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Original
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You funny 😄
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
WOLVERINES ! guess what movie I’m watching
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Awww, thank you !
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thanks
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ll always be so grateful for this fandom. Yes I know there are “issues” but for the most part you all are very decent critters and you really make me happy. So go forth and be fuzzy, be kind, be nice and help each other.
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
That’s it ! Thanks
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What was the name of that one hit wonder song back in the early 70s ? It went, We had joy we had fun eating raisins in the sun, DA DA Dum ! Then we all died or something very sad 😢
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What was the name of the movie with two old sailors living in a lighthouse? It was kinda cringe and they killed a seabird or something and were cursed or something. All I remember it was filmed in a lighthouse in black & white. I definitely need more coffee ☕️
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Been trying to use a pile of old equipment to make a theater in the pole barn. It’s getting closer but still more to do. Test vid is Muppet Treasure Island. Can now play VHS, DVD and Blu-ray!
Home theater in a pole barn playing muppet treasure island
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It was ok but we preferred the Addams Family
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tonight’s family movie is The Sheep Detectives. Such a cute movie
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Looks like where The Railway Children was filmed
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We were at the doctors and the doc said I don’t like how your husband looks. Well, I don’t either but he’s handy around the house. 🤣😂
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My psychiatrist says I’m hyper fixated on Australia. I said, Oh yeah ! What are your Kolafications dude !
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Look at the 3 neat & awesome keychains I got from @predicta.bsky.social Contact them for more details.
Aircraft runway inspired keychains
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If Apple made a car would it still have Windows ?
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Very good !
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 15,1944
P1- NANCY IS ATTENDING A COSTUME PARTY, WHEN SHE BEGINS TO FEEL ILL
NANCY: OUCH. I ATE TOO MUCH... I FEEL AWFUL'I BETTER GO TO A DOCTOR 
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NANCY LEAVES THE COSTUME PARTY IN SEARCH OF A DOCTOR, SHE STOPS A SMALL BOY, WHO IS SURPRISED BY HER CAT COSTUME 
NANCY: OH, SONNY- - DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND A DOCTOR ?
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THE SMALL BOY REPLIES:JUST FOLLER ME!
P4- NANCY PERPLEXED WHEN THE BOY LEADS HER TO AN OFFICE AND HE POINTS TO THE OFFICE DOOR , IT READS 
ANIMAL 
DOCTOR
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Thanks ! Your comment just warmed the very cockles of my heart ❤️
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gosh I didn’t realize I’m getting low on my stock of festive fall coasters for my hot cocoa ! I need to order more soon. Artwork by the great @smudgecatcreations.bsky.social
A custom coaster with Rex Masters enjoying a cup of cocoa.  Background is fall themed
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why do they call it Chicken Salad when breast in plants would be more accurate ?
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Watching the 1960’s Fahrenheit 451 movie. Just had an idea. Make a movie but instead of the guys searching for books and burning them they search for furry art, fur suits, furry literature and burn it. In the end we all live in the woods, to be, what we really are.
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yes, yes it is
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh no ! Rex Masters Jr. has fleas !
A plushie husky with an oversized clothes pin on his ear
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I was at the Helsinki airport and I looked around and my wife just disappeared into Fin Air
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Due to the economy Vin Diesel has changed his name to regular unleaded
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No. Gone years ago. I’m just down to a 25 Touring and a 48 600 sedan, both Nash
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