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Rex Masters

@mastersrex.bsky.social
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Your friendly supplier of dad jokes. Just an old dog, likes early cars, tractors and radios. Please, no RP and especially no pics of your junk either, unless it’s junk cars or tractors. Have CMT & mild mobility issues Therians welcome. No Zoos or Peddos!

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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 9h
WOLVERINES ! guess what movie I’m watching
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ll always be so grateful for this fandom. Yes I know there are “issues” but for the most part you all are very decent critters and you really make me happy. So go forth and be fuzzy, be kind, be nice and help each other.
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
What was the name of that one hit wonder song back in the early 70s ? It went, We had joy we had fun eating raisins in the sun, DA DA Dum ! Then we all died or something very sad 😢
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
What was the name of the movie with two old sailors living in a lighthouse? It was kinda cringe and they killed a seabird or something and were cursed or something. All I remember it was filmed in a lighthouse in black & white. I definitely need more coffee ☕️
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Been trying to use a pile of old equipment to make a theater in the pole barn. It’s getting closer but still more to do. Test vid is Muppet Treasure Island. Can now play VHS, DVD and Blu-ray!
Home theater in a pole barn playing muppet treasure island
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Tonight’s family movie is The Sheep Detectives. Such a cute movie
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
We were at the doctors and the doc said I don’t like how your husband looks. Well, I don’t either but he’s handy around the house. 🤣😂
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My psychiatrist says I’m hyper fixated on Australia. I said, Oh yeah ! What are your Kolafications dude !
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Look at the 3 neat & awesome keychains I got from @predicta.bsky.social Contact them for more details.
Aircraft runway inspired keychains
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If Apple made a car would it still have Windows ?
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 15,1944
P1- NANCY IS ATTENDING A COSTUME PARTY, WHEN SHE BEGINS TO FEEL ILL
NANCY: OUCH. I ATE TOO MUCH... I FEEL AWFUL'I BETTER GO TO A DOCTOR 
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NANCY LEAVES THE COSTUME PARTY IN SEARCH OF A DOCTOR, SHE STOPS A SMALL BOY, WHO IS SURPRISED BY HER CAT COSTUME 
NANCY: OH, SONNY- - DO YOU KNOW WHERE I CAN FIND A DOCTOR ?
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THE SMALL BOY REPLIES:JUST FOLLER ME!
P4- NANCY PERPLEXED WHEN THE BOY LEADS HER TO AN OFFICE AND HE POINTS TO THE OFFICE DOOR , IT READS 
ANIMAL 
DOCTOR
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Gosh I didn’t realize I’m getting low on my stock of festive fall coasters for my hot cocoa ! I need to order more soon. Artwork by the great @smudgecatcreations.bsky.social
A custom coaster with Rex Masters enjoying a cup of cocoa.  Background is fall themed
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Why do they call it Chicken Salad when breast in plants would be more accurate ?
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Watching the 1960’s Fahrenheit 451 movie. Just had an idea. Make a movie but instead of the guys searching for books and burning them they search for furry art, fur suits, furry literature and burn it. In the end we all live in the woods, to be, what we really are.
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oh no ! Rex Masters Jr. has fleas !
A plushie husky with an oversized clothes pin on his ear
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I was at the Helsinki airport and I looked around and my wife just disappeared into Fin Air
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Due to the economy Vin Diesel has changed his name to regular unleaded
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Tired of all the political ads on tv so I’m watching Muppet Treasure Island. I personally feel it’s one of their best, plus you have Tim Curry
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In reference to an earlier post about abandoned cars, tractors etc. Ever since I was a little kid it made me sad to see old cars, tractors, machinery just sitting out rotting to nothing. What were they like in their original glory days? When other kids played sports I was always tinkering
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
If you are ever down on yourself and think you have lower than average intelligence just remember a network executive at NBC in 1968 canceled Star Trek so you are not that dense so don’t be so hard on yourself 😁
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Why do people just leave stuff outside to rot for decades and won’t sell it ? I’ve seen Jeeps once restorable projects rot to nothing. Many other cars, tractors, engines etc. Such a waste of history
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Shouldn’t a fiber one bar be called a number 2 ?
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I was surprised the first time I saw Sasquatch making vases. Had no idea he was a Harry Potter
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I called the tinnitus hotline but it just kept ringing
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
What did one potato chip ask the other potato chip ? Frito Lay ? 😘
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Can you find Rex Masters in this group picture ? @furrymigration.org
Group picture of attendees at Furry Migration 2026.
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Happy International Fox Day ! Don’t let this one lead you astray! 😂🤣😂🤣
Neeymn the fox at the entrance to the Hell’s Kitchen restaurant downtown Minneapolis. A great place to eat.
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Marriage tip. Don’t ask your wife while she’s mowing the yard when dinner will be ready. Not good 😂
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Items on my car dash.
A plastic dogs head, an articulated wolf toy and a souvenir flea from furry migration 
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I bought a curling iron and I noticed the warning on the box said “For External Use Only”. I wonder what person caused that notice to be on there and what happened exactly?
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Just got that sebaceous cyst in my shoulder cut out today ! So much blood, pus & stench. It was bothering me something awful during the con.
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Here’s another goofy video
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Too late for this thing ?
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It may be the 15 cups of espresso I’ve had but I keep seeing furs in downtown Minneapolis. Hmm, something is definitely a foot ! I mean paw 🐾
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Anyone at FM ? Hello ? 👋
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What’s E. T. Short for ? It’s because his legs are so small
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
A cannibal showed up late to the barbecue, they gave him the cold shoulder 
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I think my neighbor is stalking me ! Could see her googling me on her phone through her window on my telescope 🤣😂🤣😂
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The perfect German Shepherd fursuit accessory doesn’t exi. . .
Pic of a stick grenade dog rubber chew toy
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Quick son, which Star Trek episode just started on TV ? It’s, It’s the one with the flying puke puddles ! LOL ! 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Watching the 1978 comedy Foul Play with Chevy Chase and Goldie Haun. It’s an old favorite of the family’s
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
. . . and I ran, I ran so far away and I couldn’t get away
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I can hardly wait to see Johnny Depp’s Ebenezer movie. Should be really good
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I don’t say I order a lot from Amazon but I just got an invitation to a wedding from my delivery driver
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Coyote vs Acme was really good. Whole family really enjoyed it very much. Definitely recommend
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I went to the doctor and he mentioned that I have a whale tattoo on my buttocks. Doc, I got that that tattoo when i was younger and it was originally a dolphin
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Just racking my poor old dog brain on what to pack for the con.
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
9 times out of ten when I put something away I lose it
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I read in the paper that someone was killed by an owl 🦉 ! Who ?
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Rex Masters @mastersrex.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Do you think Jim Henson ever used Kermit as a oven mitt ?
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