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🔥Master Sarge🔥

@mastersarge.bsky.social
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I'm an old battle-worn Beast shunning a world gone fucky. Gay/Kinky, Fat (& proud!), Bear/Hellhound, AuDHD/PTSD+, reluctantly caucasian. Speaks in dark/dry humor no one understands. 🔞 *Adult Content* Collared to My Devil Dog Tribe 💙💚🧡 💜♾️♿🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈♀️🇺🇦🇲🇽🐕🇵🇸✊🏽

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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The latter certainly! Though, if a candy shows racist tendencies then fuck them too! 😈
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*Wakes up, brain comes online along with back pain* Noooooooope! Nope nope nope! *medicates and goes back to bed*
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I'm sorry you're going through that. 💜
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Muppets: Kermit the Frog's Bear Hug
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
That's awesome! It's like we're cut from the same fat, hungry cloth. 😁 I'm always trying to be present & see/experience the world around Me. There's so many cool things people miss. Nature, colors, patterns, light, shadow, etc. There's so much beauty out there.
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
*the engorged Bear Demon reaches down to rub and pat His mammoth belly, petting you through His walls of thick blubber* Anytime, My obese, delicious friend. *belches and smiles drunkenly* 💜
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Thank you, big bear. It's always extra special when photography gets a like/mention. 😊 I've been doing photography since I was about 7 years old. When I see something that looks interesting, beautiful, etc I'm compelled to try and capture the moment. With varying degrees of "success". 😋💜
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I ate all the "fat bears", so I guess I win. *burp* 😈 A ton-ie tummy for #TummyTuesday #FatIsBeautiful
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
👇🏽💯 You either accept, respect, acknowledge, and support all of Me, or you get NONE of Me. I'm not your dirty little secret. That's not friendship. Grow a pair.
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Life. Vibrant. Beautiful. Delicious. Uplifting. 💜
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pull over and walk into the woods. You win. You're done.
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What a great day. 🥰
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fuck racist peanut butter cups!
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Goop @goop.monster · 02/10/2026
I’ve been homeless since the start of July, traveling w my entire life in a carry on suitcase Most of my clothes have holes, I’m living extremely at risk while going couch to couch I’m trying to close in on housing, but I am severely disadvantaged with poor credit, and no income, I need help
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A bit of sinful pleasure on a warm night. 😈
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Masked_Gargoyle @maskedgargoyle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy Fucktober! This entire month, people from every walk of life, without prejudice, can fuck right off.
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Trailer Park Boys: Ricky Grabs Through Window
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You're allowed to not like something, & to not be into whatever you're not into. But the moment you publicly say to fellow human beings, "You people are gross!" a) Fuck you. b) enjoy dying friendless & alone. And c) Fuck you. Fuck you and your fake moral superiority intolerant shaming bullshit. 🖕🏽
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Daria Morgendorffer: Thorough Shallowness Quote
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A true story for far too many. They kill the sick and poor like we're vermin. "Greatest country" my dick. 🖕🏽
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Broken & bleeding they drag themselves up the sharp rock, crying in agony, barely making it to the top. Once there, they gather the last of their strength & perform a tortured dance on their bloody nubs. "Because you did as we asked it proves your condition doesn't require aid. Rejected!" 🪦
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A person with no legs, a bad heart, & a chronic brain injury, after decades of struggling alone, can not drag themselves any farther. They can not provide or care for themselves. They beg the Authority for help. "You must climb to the top of this mountain & tap-dance to be worthy of mercy!"
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
👇🏽💯
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Same. 💜
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Cute Cartoon Bears Hugging with Color Change
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
So, a Dolly story for 9/25. We always had lots of records in the house growing up. When I was 6 I put on a Dolly album & heard "Coat of Many Colors". It moved Me to tears. I used to play it for My friends, because it spoke to Me. It was personal & profound. My ally then & always. 💜
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Hell yeah it is! I 💜 Dolly!
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Cutest Bear Waving Bye
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
*grunts and growls with appreciation, reaching down to give you a fond scratch behind the ear* Such a good boy... 💜
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
👇🏽💯 You have no idea how hard this hits. Only the 'bit' for Me is a LOT longer. Clear a week or more. Seriously. One long conversation and I might go D.B. Cooper.
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
YES!
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Happy Janmashtami Bear Hug
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ooooo! Thank you, Brother Boar! This scratches My mental "itch" nicely! 😁
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Like an obese, gluttonous Bearzilla, I have devoured Japan. *BELCH* 😈 *sits back and enjoys His whiskey and cigar, patting His engorged belly fondly* 🥰
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Today is My tiger and My 5th Wedding Anniversary. We went out and gorged on Japanese food, then relaxed on the deck with drinks and cigars. Every moment we spend together is perfect. I wouldn't want to spend My life with anyone else. Love you, small stripe. 💙
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Маша и Медведь: Тигр и Медведь за шахматами
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Was talking to the boys. No one knew what "Z'ing out the cash register" meant. God I feel old. 🪦
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Аниме: Выдача чека
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Exactly. You get it. Most "doms" don't. It's about the sub who has placed their trust in our hands. Their wants, needs, boundaries, safety, well-being, etc. Selfish wannabe doms want control & just take. Real Doms understand it's about both sides' fulfillment & happiness, not just theirs.
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Yeah, I know who you're talking about. They're an abusive, toxic, gas-lighting, racist, sexist, lump of fake "dom" shit. They ruined kink for a LOT of people. I'm sorry he hurt you. And I'm sorry any of us ever knew him. Truth? You're a better Dom and person than they'll ever be. *hugs tight* 💜
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is My favorite piece of yours to date. Cute, flopped, fat, and round! You do an excellent job with facial expressions and poses, not to mention hands, feet, and coloring. My only feedback (because you asked in a previous post) would be to add some shading. That'd enhance depth and shape. 💜
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
So I stay silent. I can't tell anyone where I've been without reliving it all & risking rejection. My wounded brain makes socializing & communicating difficult on the best of days. As the chasm of time stretches wider that leap feels even more daunting. I wish I could let them know I still care. 💜
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
12yrs ago My life imploded & I dropped off the face of the earth. Trauma, survival, shame, illness, fear, & so much more changed Me & made Me pull away from people I loved. I think of them every day. Some have reached out. Every time I open an email to speak to them the trauma & shame overwhelms Me.
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Just to be perfectly clear... I was NOT staring at your fat, juicy ass crack the entire video. I'm not that shallow. 😋
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Anytime, cutie. 🥰
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thank ya, big bear! *gives you a warm hug and 2 shopping bags filled with tomatoes* 😁 I'm proud of 'em! This was my 1st year trying to grow veggies, & that I have fruit at ALL is a shock/miracle! 😋
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I planted My seed in the Earth. (Oof, no. Sounds like I fucked top soil) Behold My round, juicy orbs! (much better) Beautiful, plump tomatoes, nurtured from seed. Devouring My young never tasted so good! (perfect) 9 tomato plants is too much! I'm eating 3 a day & the counter is still overflowing!
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The christofascist US government has slaughtered more innocent people than a thousand 9/11s. Never forget. The death numbers of US citizens dying from poverty, lack of healthcare, disease, tainted food, gun violence, terrorist police/ice, etc continue to climb. That's something worth remembering.
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I'm the exact same way. I'm the worst at communicating, especially online. It's not that I don't care or want to interact, but I get so overwhelmed, drained, and paralyzed I just can't overcome it. I can very much relate. *hug* 💜
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Donryu @donryu.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
so I came up with a new sticker ....
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Ladies and Gentleman, will you please welcome to the stage... Whiz-Bang Fellatio and the Fellatettes!
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Lemjinade Concert Fan Crying
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Check out the “highlights” from Devil Dog Radio’s “Summer of Lust” BBQ Block Party Spectacular! You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll...probably keep crying and lock yourself in the bathroom. 😢 youtu.be/ILK6tYphskI
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Devil Dog Radio's "Summer of Lust" Highlights
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Woof Woof WOW! I'm on board! 😁
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Cartoon Character Swooning with Hearts
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I've moved on.
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
After working with My therapist for 4 years, talking at length about My abuse, trauma, abandonment issues, etc...they did a no-call-no-show to our last appointment & have ghosted Me for a month & a half. I hope they're ok. Checked death notices. Nothing. Hope they had a good reason to fuck off. 😐
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Mr Bean Waiting Impatiently in a Field
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🔥Master Sarge🔥 @mastersarge.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Just as I appreciate you, My fat friend. Always. *lovingly hugs you against His massive belly* 💜
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Capoo Tutu Cuddle
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