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Mike P ✅️

@masterofgum.bsky.social
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I'm a fan of gathering magic. I love me some Ravens. MURP. #ADHD

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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Marlo has been on the team for 9 years. That's 9 years too long.
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Release them.
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ill forever miss the "I ran into Tammy at the mall" shirts.
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Wait?!? He was alive?? Is Tammy dead?
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bro out here turning tricks, not treats
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Poor guy.
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
IT SHOULDNT LOOK LIKE THAT!!!! AAAAAHHHHHH!!!
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Even mentioning the stee... the steel...I cant do it.
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is so disappointing.
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Jay Wilson @jayskis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Might want to look at this if there in a municipal election in your community. youtu.be/7Nw6qyyrTeI
youtu.be
Suburbia is Subsidized: Here's the Math [ST07]
YouTube video by Not Just Bikes
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A small transport agency I was working with wanted to take advantage of this bill by replacing their buses with CNG buses, but there wasnt enough in nthe coffers to make the switch, even with the federal backing. It was nice in theory for a lot of agencies, but taking full advantage was tough.
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I don't believe so. There are lots of games based on actual death.
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Have you tried eating too much candy about it
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Future of finance, now future of war. Hell let's go for the hat trick and throw in future of infrastructure.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular.
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The game can be great like that sometimes.
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I met a friendly guy on #arcraiders last night and I regret not friending him after the match.
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wildness
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
static.klipy.com
I Don't Believe You - April Fools Day Meme
ALT: I Don't Believe You - April Fools Day Meme
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Whoa, they just started really cooking.
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
THE RAVENS TRIED TO MURDER ME TONIGHT!! #Ravensflock #baltimoreravens
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
93 saying he doesnt expect to die in a position that lasts 6 years... bro thinks hell will wait for him?
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So you can identify us easier?
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Or in other words "hathrrrrrrradadadadadada"
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Did she speak Dothraki in the middle of that?
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Well, "y'all" and "all y'all" are for different reasons. "All y'all" is either when the group is, A, too large, e.g. "All y'all ain't gonna fit in that car." Or, B. When you're really pissed at the group of any size. "F*ck all y'all."
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
That's a common brand.
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
But is it a brand?
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
DAMNIT
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hmm, maybe I'll do a hand stand a day until a celebrity notices me. Is that a brand?
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Damnit. I should try something new.
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Wait, y'all have more than one??
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Has my brand improved?
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think AI will have a say in its own naming convention soon enough.
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Levi Anthony Luckenbach @lluck002.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If anyone needs interior design or architectural services, I can offer my talents for a much lower rate than large firms. Just need some extra money in order to afford food and medication this month. Thank you.
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I met him in Mexico once. Super nice guy.
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Itll be fine.
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Not rishiki where you just smash your butt into things?
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Never mind, unforgive again.
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That makes the most sense.
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh, a good book? Forgiven then.
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Damnit Jack, the world was counting on you!
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Did anyone tell the Lions they were supposed to play tonight?
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Gross, eating on the metro is horrible.
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ok, this got me.
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Eating on public transit is a wild action.
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Give Yourself Grace. You're fighting unseen battles that no one can help you with.
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Playing catchup as quickly as possible so that we're not behind or discovered. While playing catchup, missing new information. #ImposterSyndrome is our go-to add-on mental hangup besides #depression. Let's not forget time blindness, working memory (remembering to remember), emotional dysregulation.
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Mike P ✅️ @masterofgum.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Physical pain in the body can result, instant "flight" trigger, making me feel unsafe and needing to escape. Instant distraction from thin air, loss of time, loss of attention. Get me on a webimar thats even the slightest dry and I may as well not even be listening. Then we're behind our colleagues.
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