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Chris

@masterklump.bsky.social

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Living an unconventional life with one foot off grid, in a beautiful part of the UK. Nature is my church.

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Chris @masterklump.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

Bought a new catflap. The text isn't very clear, but the instructions really gave me a chuckle. Particularly Step Two. For the record, I don't think it's advisable to cut the aperture for your catflap with a chainsaw 🫡

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Chris @masterklump.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Telegram for Mongo! Telegram for Mongo!

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Chris @masterklump.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

dog

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Chris @masterklump.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

I've never really been one for the 'RIP' posts, but the Robert Duvall news is a real stinger. He was always one of my favourites. A fantastic actor, who played some iconic roles. Thanks for the entertainment fella.

A picture of Robert Duvall from the film Open Range, sitting on a horse and staring into the distance.

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Chris @masterklump.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

Noted 👍 If you're ever at a loose end, this is my current read. Some of his descriptive prose is a thing of absolute beauty, in my humble opinion. And if you wanted something more contemporary, his 'Green River Rising' is also excellent. Prepare for some visceral descriptions of violence, mind.

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Chris @masterklump.bsky.social · 18/01/2026

I wonder if they originally pitched the 'White House Down' script as a movie about the US president going bonkers in the nut, and the finance people said 'Nah. Too farfetched!'

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Chris @masterklump.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

In a gite in western France and look what's staring back at me. This isn't the first time Mr O'B has followed me around. Couple of years ago, I was poolside in Croatia, and a guy 3 sunbeds down had the show on! You can't escape the fella. You decide if he's in good company 😁 @mrjamesob.bsky.social

The image shows a stack of books under a dvd player, including a biography of Boris Johnson, then James O'Brien's 'How They Broke Britain', and then books by Jeremey Paxman and Robert Peston.

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Chris @masterklump.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

A state visit? Really? You can't ingratiate with this kind of insanity!

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Chris @masterklump.bsky.social · 22/07/2025

A life, lived. #Ozzy

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Chris @masterklump.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

Reminds me a little of this book, which satirises this kind of thing really well. Worth a read.....

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Chris @masterklump.bsky.social · 17/07/2025

The tribalism displayed in responses to this latest Diane Abbott suspension is off the scale! This image is about the best description I've seen of what's happened. If this was ANYONE from a different 'faction' of Labour or god forbid someone from a different party, the support would be condemnation

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Chris @masterklump.bsky.social · 03/07/2025

God love em! They're literally scrapping before they've actually even started. Judean people's etc etc

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Chris @masterklump.bsky.social · 25/04/2025

I was walking up the river on my way home from work and noticed this bush. Anyone else getting Monty Python vibes?

An image of a grassy hill with trees at the bottom and top, bits of overgrowth and shrubbery, and right in the middle a small, round, dark green bush all on its own. That doesn't look like it belongs there.

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Chris @masterklump.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Just been watching a couple of films so I haven't been on any social media. Has Elon Musk declared himself Supreme Master of the Entire Universe yet?

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