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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino

@massitomasino.bsky.social
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Everton. Movies. Gonzo Journalism. I'll follow anyone who follows Everton to the gates of hell and back. Onwards you sexy Toffee's.

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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Bit of Allardyce is alright if the plate doesn't resemble the interior of a brown on brown Ford Anglia.
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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Be honest, who predicted Jack Hinshelwood would morph into Steven Gerrard this season?
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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Spurs are willing to listen to offers for Richarlison of the 15m-20m region. Cheeky cunts. Everton should bid 7m with 2m in add-ons. Everton can be cheeky cunts also.
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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The only thing that scares me this season, genuinely scares me. Is the managers starting eleven and his substitutions. I have faith in 95% of the players. I have faith in Moyes as a manager of them players and to be the face and voice of the club. But his decisions tactically are just outdated.
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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The mortal enemy is always going to be the enemy. I don't hate any blues. Even Tony Bellew. I reckon we can do them twice this year, whisper it though.
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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Then on top of that was trying to insult my educational upbringing, only to concede a few months later and empower the tool he was slating. He's an odd fella.
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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
He will never agree to it anyway. He unfollowed me to save face after playing a game of "I'm right and you are wrong". He then realised I was right.
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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I've never actually had a game of Conkers, looked simple enough but I've heard people put them in the freezer overnight like Man City
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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
With the shine of this place completely and utterly worn off now, it's now being used as a piece of paper to push pencil holes through sanctimonious self important cunts theories and beliefs.
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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Tim Gunn: Drama + Drama = More Drama
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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Oh, The Drama - Lion King Meme
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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Elliot Anderson playing like Leanne Sanderson.
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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Stay clear of Christopher or Steve for now. Maybe change his name when he starts talking. Bit of a ball ache getting it all official but he will feel like the artist formally known as in school.
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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I got laughed at when I said there was an influx of tiny goblin kopites rummaging around people's homes when they were at work. I'm glad people are starting to finally grasp the severity of the situation.
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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ford Taurus.
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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Ford Bronco
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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The way they have to be so politically correct. "yeah they were trying to sign me last Summer, but fuck the horrible cheating cunts, I'd rather win the German league every season".
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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
After all this build up it's still Liverpool 0 Man City 0 Atmosphere 0.
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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
He's fully part of the furniture in this great club. He will easily pass Royle and Kendall this season.
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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ndiaye looking dangerous
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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Ok he's past Ball. He's 50 off Kendall and Latchford but my god he's going to try.
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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Mad how he's played more games than Latchford, Kendall and Ball.
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Ste Howlin @stephenhowlin.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
3 of those on sky cant hide it, carra creaming his keks every time lpool pass a ball, Neville digging city with every word and not sure who the commentator is but "striving with majesty" was just used when a lpool player just ran with the ball in a bog standard way. None of these should be on this.
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County Road Bobblers @cbobblers1878.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm tired of saying this, but statistically everytime Michael Keane starts for Everton, we conceede on avarage 1.8 per game. So it means we need to score at least 2 to get a draw, and 3 for a win.
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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Fucking right.
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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Shite starting 11 but we need to trust the dinosaur.
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Spooky Old Mark Monro | He/Him 🌈 @thatidiotmonro.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
"What an astonishing coincidence that 63% of you have developed asthma at the same time." - Jurgen Klopp, 2020
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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Fucking starving for a bit of success. Hank Marvin.
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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Id take expulsion and a big fine for a guarantee that Everton would dominate English football for over a decade. Fucking hell, I'd think about it for a single league cup trophy tbh people.
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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Woke up with a back like an angry cat. I'm 33 for fuck sake.
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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Always knew he was involved with Mi5
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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Pickford would of had that.
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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Gylfi Sigurdsson on the bench for Iceland. 37 now.
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County Road Bobblers @cbobblers1878.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Usyk must have hands like sledgehammers
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Andrew Jai Presly @andrewjaipresly.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
None of the RS or Arsenal fans activated by this care that the PL is the most willfully corrupt sports (entertainment) organisation on the planet, they just think there are a few extra League titles in it for them The Leagues they are trying to get are voided too, as are the ones they “won”! 🗑️
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Jonas Taylor: You're All Under Arrest
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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Titles should start again from next season. Anything before 2003 stays. We resume play.
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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They have built an empire based on deception and Chelsea are also in this.
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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Look what happens when you don't have a level playing field. We've been subjected to this bullshit for decades. You can't give titles to 2nd place in the league. Everything has to be null and void. But the financial and commercial juggernaut the club has become after 09-18 needs to also be nulled.
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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Corruption is very important to the PL to be fair.
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County Road Bobblers @cbobblers1878.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Expected to appeal? Everton were docked points instantly and the PL website reflected the punishment within minutes of press release.
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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Corrrrrrrrrr
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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Oldfirmfacts @oldfirmfacts.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
THE WEEK IN SCOTTISH FOOTBALL PATTER 2026/27: Vol. 5
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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jammy cunts
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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This has a United penalty in the 84th minute written all over it.
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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Hungarian pony tail is a dirty bastard in the tackle.
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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Job done kind of performance. Still. Job done.
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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Im trying not to single anyone out. But fuck me, Vitali is dreadful at crossing
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Artist Formally Known As Massimo Tomasino @massitomasino.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Been some awful passes from the lads tonight.
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