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MassCrouton @masscrouton.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

How my wife finds me with the Covid vaccine, flu shot, and 20 Asian zing boneless bdubs wings on board.

MassCrouton @masscrouton.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I feel like I’m going to crash out of I keep seeing these freaking kalshi ads everywhere. Thankfully bluesky is free of them and will start moving over here for posting more regularly.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026

Your World. Your Merch. Our Money store.theonion.com/products/baby-sh…

'Baby Shits Their Way Through 3rd Halloween Costume Of Night' Onesie

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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026

Breaking: The Darkness Returns theonion.com/breaking-the-darkness-…

Breaking: The Darkness Returns
Thick Black Haze Extends Tendrils Across Nation, Draws All Into Tightening Grasp

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MassCrouton @masscrouton.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Loving Galactic Racer but so far the only vehicle I’m worth a shit in is the speeder bike.

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MassCrouton @masscrouton.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Premodern tournament: Sleeve up burn and Round 1 is mono white lifegain combo

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Ugh No Michael Scott No

ALT: Ugh No Michael Scott No

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MassCrouton @masscrouton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The Publix Deli worker when I order my sub the Ocky Way

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MassCrouton @masscrouton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Cool card, but I gotta admit this reads like an Xbox 360 gamer tag.

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MassCrouton @masscrouton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

I don’t think stock photos get enough love. Are most of them cringe? Yes, but damn it they weren’t the AI slop that replaced them.

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MassCrouton @masscrouton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

To the other 5 people with the PlayStation app, i think this is pretty neat to change the app color for their next big game coming out

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MassCrouton @masscrouton.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

The weirdest thing with this whole intermittent fasting thing is I think I prefer black coffee now.

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MassCrouton @masscrouton.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

I don’t think the Wolverine game being too easy is the problem. I think it’s the fact that it costs 70 dollars is the problem.

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MassCrouton @masscrouton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

The boomers are loving the tarnogoyf spoiler today

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Mike Minotti @tolkoto.com · 02/08/2026

Always root for Mustard.

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MassCrouton @masscrouton.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

Man can the next administration just delete the fucking government social media accounts and start over? I am so sick of seeing AI slop and Trump Dick riding posts popping up on my feed. Facebook was barely usable before this but now it’s just boomer central with this garbage.

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MassCrouton @masscrouton.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

I think I found the best ponder you could see against an opponent at 3 life on Arena

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MassCrouton @masscrouton.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Dudes will really be like “wow this horror game looks amazing on my OLED” with gameplay that looks like this.

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MassCrouton @masscrouton.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

The H3 show today for Oliver was so sad but so beautiful. Ethan and Oliver’s genuine friendship was a deluge to see grow over the years. I hate that it ended this way.

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MassCrouton @masscrouton.bsky.social · 06/06/2026

Beef avocado bowls have become my weakness

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MassCrouton @masscrouton.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Mando and Grogu get 4 glup shittos out of 5 from me

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MassCrouton @masscrouton.bsky.social · 08/05/2026

The Daredevil season finale was such a letdown after an otherwise great season. Disappointed.

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MassCrouton @masscrouton.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

2-1 in legacy cup at #MCVegas lost to fetch response bolt twice 😔

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MassCrouton @masscrouton.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Watching A Haunting on Tubi. It’s wild to think this show made me shit my pants when I was a kid.

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Roman Sheremeta @rshereme.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

A new movie is coming out

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MassCrouton @masscrouton.bsky.social · 15/04/2026

Y’all have heard of phantom pains, but what about a phantom bidet?

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MassCrouton @masscrouton.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Strixhaven spoilers trying to make me act up in standard

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MassCrouton @masscrouton.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

Ready for a double header tonight with The Boys and Invincible!

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MassCrouton @masscrouton.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

Ngl this is all I heard whenever Hunter did Acker on Creepcast this week

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MassCrouton @masscrouton.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

Haven’t finished it yet but having a blast with it! #re9 #residentevil #residentevilrequiem

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MassCrouton @masscrouton.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

The MTG Arena Experience when you don’t have wildcards

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MassCrouton @masscrouton.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

I am an onion man living in my onion house.

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MassCrouton @masscrouton.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Mewgenics might actually have the most stacked voice actor cast of all time.

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MassCrouton @masscrouton.bsky.social · 30/01/2026

Rip to the German Juggernaut #kaibudde you were one of the greatest.

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MassCrouton @masscrouton.bsky.social · 26/01/2026

I wish I could emphasize how discouraging it is for small streamers when they finally get a chatter and it’s a fucking bot account trying to sell AI art or some shit.

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MassCrouton @masscrouton.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Going live with some Badgermole cub shenanigans! www.twitch.tv/masscrouton

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Twitch

Twitch is the world

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MassCrouton @masscrouton.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

My take on the Marvel Rivals drama is it’s like being on a group project in school where you’re the only one contributing and then the other members tell the teacher on you when you get frustrated and ask them to contribute more.

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