MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 08/10/2026The X-Men, also known as The Morally Grey Gang. 110
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Hey girl, I'm not like other guys. I DON"T have a podcast. 030
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Prototype 2 felt like they wanted to be Infamous. 000
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"I'm trying to hide from The Nurse, but the clanking of my ass cheeks keeps giving me away" 000
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Did you know that there's a band called Helloween? They're pretty good. Picture unrelated. 130
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 01/10/2026And now a new nightmare can begin.static.klipy.comEric Andre's Nightmare Freak OutALT: Eric Andre's Nightmare Freak Out 010
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Computer: "You need to update me." Me: "Okay, but what are you updating?" Computer: "Hehehe... yeah." 011
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 24/09/2026It never heard the Panic At The Disco song, so it doesn't know. 020
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 22/09/2026But not upgraded enough to capitalize his name? 001
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 14/09/2026You could also have your dead body be turned into ink, and have said ink used to draw Woolie one last picture of Kirby with a huge penis. 042
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Resident Evil looking over at Metroid and Zelda from afar: "Oh cool, they do it too." 010
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I never had a N64, had a Playstation, so the most experience I have with Ocarina of Time is when I was a kid I saw a neighborhood friend play it for like 5 minutes before my parents called me back home because I hide a bad report card. 011
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 07/09/2026After having a professional marksmen help him play with a squirt-gun, John asks Woolie to go to the middle of the woods and fire off an AK47. 030
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 01/09/2026static.klipy.comWhothefuckstartsaconversationALT: Whothefuckstartsaconversation 030
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 31/08/2026You ever scratch your butt crack and pull out a bug? 000
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Because the 80's was simultaneously 40 years ago and 3 months ago. 010
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I need to get a new computer. I tried to play Marvel Tokon, and even with all the graphics set to the lowest option possible, the characters moved so slow it took like 30 seconds for the animation of a single step to complete. It felt like I was plating in a can of refried beans. 010
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 18/08/2026It's like going to the Soup Store and being mad that they don't have any clothes. 000
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Y'know, I've fallen off of the MCU stuff after Endgame, and not really excited for Doomsday, but I'm so sick of people complaining "Oh I have to watch 50 movies to understand what's going on". Of course you do, it's the entire concept of the franchise. It's called a "Cinematic Universe" for a reason 130
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Do you think in the Star Trek universe they use generative AI to make the Holo-Deck programs? 010
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I had a customer today buy a brisket, and it was $106. I know meat can be expensive, but that's fucking ridiculous. 010
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 04/08/2026The episode where Rick fights the Kung-Fu guy was, in my opinion, the weakest episode, but it had a Jerry/Pool Cleaner sex scene so it can't be all bad. 010
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Well if you're the guy and the skeleton, wouldn't that make Paige the knife? 000
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I 100% believe that some kind of sapient species lives somewhere in the deep ocean. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying there's an underwater sci-fi city down there, that's silly, but there's got to be like a race of octopuses who've made like stone huts, have shark bone spears, and have a mayor. 020
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 28/07/2026If someone got paid $0.01 a second, that would equal to $36.00 an hour. Jobs should pay by the second. 100
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Let's just hope you don't get lost on the road from your house to the streaming room. 020
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I have a weird math/outer space question, if anyone wants to answer: If there was an object visible in the night sky that was about the same size as the moon, but it was one trillion light years away, how big would actually be? 020
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 25/07/2026🎶He's a little racoon!🎶 🎶I saw him at noon!🎶 030
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I played Palworld today so hard I forgot to eat. 010
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I wonder what the opposite of "I'll defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found" is? 000
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I mean a lot of times comedy cartoons have better fights and action scenes then action shows. I mean look at Family Guy, I don't care what anybody says the Peter VS Chicken fights are solid. 000
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 15/07/2026The fishing mini-game in Palworld is stupid, and this has nothing to do with the fact that I'm bad at it. 010
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 14/07/2026static.klipy.comAmerican Dragon The BradsterALT: American Dragon The Bradster 020
