MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Hey girl, I'm not like other guys. I DON"T have a podcast. 030
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Did you know that there's a band called Helloween? They're pretty good. Picture unrelated. 130
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I never had a N64, had a Playstation, so the most experience I have with Ocarina of Time is when I was a kid I saw a neighborhood friend play it for like 5 minutes before my parents called me back home because I hide a bad report card. 011
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 31/08/2026You ever scratch your butt crack and pull out a bug? 000
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 18/08/2026I need to get a new computer. I tried to play Marvel Tokon, and even with all the graphics set to the lowest option possible, the characters moved so slow it took like 30 seconds for the animation of a single step to complete. It felt like I was plating in a can of refried beans. 010
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Y'know, I've fallen off of the MCU stuff after Endgame, and not really excited for Doomsday, but I'm so sick of people complaining "Oh I have to watch 50 movies to understand what's going on". Of course you do, it's the entire concept of the franchise. It's called a "Cinematic Universe" for a reason 130
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Do you think in the Star Trek universe they use generative AI to make the Holo-Deck programs? 010
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I had a customer today buy a brisket, and it was $106. I know meat can be expensive, but that's fucking ridiculous. 010
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 02/08/2026I 100% believe that some kind of sapient species lives somewhere in the deep ocean. Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying there's an underwater sci-fi city down there, that's silly, but there's got to be like a race of octopuses who've made like stone huts, have shark bone spears, and have a mayor. 020
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 27/07/2026I have a weird math/outer space question, if anyone wants to answer: If there was an object visible in the night sky that was about the same size as the moon, but it was one trillion light years away, how big would actually be? 020
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 24/07/2026I played Palworld today so hard I forgot to eat. 010
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 21/07/2026I wonder what the opposite of "I'll defeat you with the power of friendship and this gun I found" is? 000
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 15/07/2026The fishing mini-game in Palworld is stupid, and this has nothing to do with the fact that I'm bad at it. 010
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I have so many creative endeavors I want to do, but after being a cashier for 40 hours a week they feel like junk food that I want to eat but they're already expired and molding. 020
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Is Evil Jax not trans?static.klipy.comJax Digital Circus FemboyALT: Jax Digital Circus Femboy 000
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 21/06/2026After watching the finale of TADC, I think it would make for a perfect indie rpg with pixel graphics. Because was so fucking SAD AND GAY! 020
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 18/06/2026Let me ask a silly question: You wake up tomorrow as the parent of one of the members of Mystery Inc. Which one would you want to be your kid?static.klipy.comScooby-Doo and Mystery Inc. Reading CluesALT: Scooby-Doo and Mystery Inc. Reading Clues 110
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 14/06/2026If I had a celebrity interview show, I'd call it "Fan Casting". I would pick 10 fictional characters I think that my guest would be great in as a role, and ask them if they would play them or not and why. 020
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 12/06/2026@peachsaliva.bsky.social playing Mass Effect, 2026 1809
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Sure there was no release date in the trailer, and the gameplays not finalized, and the only world we saw was Tokyo, but the fact that they even showed a trailer, and FF7Revelation is gonna be out soon, means it's gonna come out eventually. December 2028 at least. Kingdom Hearts!static.klipy.comYnov Clown Makeup FXALT: Ynov Clown Makeup FX 030
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 09/06/2026I don't like how the next version of Scooby-Doo is a live action puppy. I don't want a grounded, realistic take of a giant talking dog with a speech impediment. 020
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 03/06/2026I recently came up with the theory that King Triton, from My Little Mermaid, has a fear of crabs, and thinks everyone else has the same fear. It's the only way he thinks that the little guy Sebastian has any power over stopping angsty teen Ariel. 130
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Look, it's a free country and anybody can listen to any kind of music they want, but I think it's kind of rude to be an Uber driver and the first thing your passenger hears is a song that goes "This *N-Word* gonna pound that pussy so good your gonna go to the vet". 020
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 10/05/2026If I was able to make music, I would do a cover of 'Sweet Home Alabama', but the chorus would be 50 times longer and each repeat would switch out Alabama with a different state. 030
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 20/04/2026I hope the story for Xenoverse 3 is better then the other two's style of "What If They Were Purple!" 030
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 19/04/2026The other day at work, a customer had me ring up 100 plantains. Right before they paid they went "Hold on, I want to get some more." They came back with 100 more plantains. This was like 15 minutes before the store closed. Why would anyone need 200 plantains at 9:45 PM? 040
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 15/04/2026Who else waits 'till the last day to do Taxes? 020
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 10/04/2026Screw it, it might be cringe and bad, but I drew some Keyblades. 110
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 03/04/2026hey @patstaresat.bsky.social did you know that Capcom shadow dropped the original Resident Evil 1, 2, and 3 on Steam? 010
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 01/04/2026A "WB instead of Disney" Kingdom Hearts realisticly would have like three worlds. Iron Giant, Cats Don't Dance, and Quest for Camelot.media.tenor.coma man with glasses says that 's about it while making a funny faceALT: a man with glasses says that 's about it while making a funny face 020
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 27/03/2026I've been sick for like three days. Every time I wake up in the morning I think "Hey, I feel better, it must over now." And then half way threw the day my body is like "Ha, no it's not." 010
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 21/03/2026I hope episode 10 of TADC opens with Pomni cursing like she did in episode 1, but now it's all uncensored.media.tenor.coma cartoon character is wearing a colorful jester outfitALT: a cartoon character is wearing a colorful jester outfit 140
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 17/03/2026"Vote for Oswell E. Spencer, he'll drain the Bio-Swamp!" - Victor Gideon, probably. 070
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Resident Evil 9 should have a mode where you can choose to only play either the Grace parts or the Leon parts. 030
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 07/03/2026Been playing RE9. It's good. The first half as Grace was scary as Hell. While I enjoyed the story, it did feel like towards the end they were going "Get ready for the bad guys in RE10". 020
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Guess who has two thumbs, got a new drawing tablet, and still bad at art? This Guy! 070
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 23/02/2026Spoilers for Persona 5 God this ending makes me cry. The peoples cheers for the PT makes me just tear up, and it's so cool that the devil comes out to shoot God in the face. The Royal's extra Maruki ending is neat too, but the OG ending is just chef's kiss. 040
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 14/02/2026I'd think it would be funny if South Park did an Epstein Files episode where God was in them, and after trying and failing to find a new ruler of Heaven it just ends up being God but in a fake mustache. 020
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 04/02/2026Being replaying Persona 5, beat the original when it came out but going though Royal first time, and I just wanna say: Hifumi Togo is the canon ship for the protag, fight me.media.tenor.coma man and a woman are standing next to each other in heart shaped mirrorsALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other in heart shaped mirrors 010
MaskOfMichael @maskofmichael.bsky.social · 26/01/2026I'm not a real big fan of talking about politics, but fuck ICE. 020
