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Masiosare

@masiosare.bsky.social
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Software engineer and manager and once upon a time, founder. Today mostly doing SRE things. Interests: 🇲🇽, 🌮, 🤡 📍 San Jose, CA, Bay area.

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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
"When god made you, he had some leftover pieces"
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
Let's go Giants.
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
TIL Slack can have threads longer than a 1000 messages without crashing. Don't ask me how I know.
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I have learned more about TLS and encryption in the last 4 days than in the previous 40 years, and I hope I won't ever have to use it again.
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
When I have a problem, and someone tells me, "Just be yourself", dude, that's what I have been doing this whole time. That's kind of the problem
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
While Facebook has on their board a guy who embraces Andrew Tate, TikTok has a former Secret Service agent as the head of US Data security. www.tiktok.com/t/ZP82U4LUG/
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#tiktokban TikTok has been in the crosshairs of the US government for years. Congress and the government has alleged that TikTok is collecting your data and funneling it to China through its parent co...
TikTok video by 📺The News Girl 📰
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Silly Sunday thought: I have a petty beef with someone who's been saying something for years and I know it's just not true. I won't call them out because I like them, and it's kind of part of their personality by now. But it bugs me to no end.
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
Tacos today were immaculate. The first one is an onion taco with parmesan. Chef's kiss.
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
The cities:
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
"AI will only make the rich, richer." I thought that was kind of obvious? At this stage of life, every new technology will be used to extract value for those we have the resources to afford it. I don't think there's a way around it (under the current societal arrangements).
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
When sickness hits home, your world just stops. It's like an intermission in your life.
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
20 years ago: we should have a la carte cable packages, where we only pay for what we watch Monkey's paw:
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
What a fucking shitshow. It's just sad.
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
They voted to bring everybody down, and now they are going down with us. And we are loving it.
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Also, depending on where you are in the US, you might need to travel south to get into Canada.
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Fun fact. The westernmost point of Texas is actually closer to Los Angeles, California than it is to the easternmost border of Texas.
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
Btw, speaking about budgets in tech, I wanted to share something I'm personally proud of. How we achieved around 90% savings in video inference. We made our AI pipeline very cheap. medium.com/motive-eng/how-motive-ac…
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How Motive achieved over 90% cheaper and faster AI video inference. | by Alexandre Keunecke Mendonca | motive-eng | Feb, 2025 | Medium
Contributing author: Muhammad Fahad Baig
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Copilot $20 Chatgpt $20 Perplexity pro $200 A kubernetes playground cluster $3,600 Openrouter $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Monkey's paw:
This is wild. While people like Kash Patel and Pete Hegseth are telling staffers to hold off on replying to Elon Musk's email blast, the man whom Democrats picked over AOC for House Oversight ranking member tells federal employees to reply to the email
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
I think I might be doing this agile thing wrong. When we finish the sprint with more points than when we started, I guess some things might be a little bit broken.
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Btw, has anyone heard a peep from Gerry Connolly since he beat AOC to the judiciary committee? I hope he's at least making good use of his benefits or something. Not that country is on fire or anything.
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Requiring civic tests for voting are illegal for good reasons. But if we introduced that today, I wonder who would be more affected? If I have to guess, I'm guessing white people in southern states.
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
I'm sure @kweencassie.bsky.social will appreciate this sticker 😂
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
My IG notifications were down for a few weeks, did this happen to someone else? I had to reset them to make them work again.
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Although this is funny, if you are probing a website and maliciously change its contents, you likely have committed a federal crime. Please, protect yourself, don't do dumb stuff.
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
How hot can that stove be? - man who needed to go to the hospital, 30 seconds later.
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
"Did you like the halftime show?" is the new "Who did you vote for?"
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
We are not serious people.
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I really liked this analysis of Kendrick's super bowl performance. I think there are way more layers to discuss, it was a brilliant show in more than one way. youtu.be/6ajnW0k0dM0?si=FmuGC4DifDc…
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Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl Performance Explained: Hidden Messages and Cultural Commentary
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
I don't know, man. Maybe requiring a more complex password for your Starbucks account than to the key to all your identity and financial information wasn't the smartest idea after all.
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
My day is going fine, how about you, guys?
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
It's funny that the memo has a footnote that basically says "this sounds illegal, but trust me bro, it's not"
Memo with the text:
1 Your Office correctly noted in a February 3, 2025 memorandum, "as Mr. Bove clearly stated to defense counsel during our meeting [on January 31, 2025], the Government is not offering to exchange dismissal of a criminal case for Adams's assistance on immigration enforcement.
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Please, never ever do that unless you want to get blocked.
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Too much cheese, I assume
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I love that we all thought of the same joke lol.
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
If the Chiefs win Pennsylvania, Wisconsin and Ohio, they still have a chance
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
We have a saying in Spanish for how this game is going. Lo traen a pan y reata y ya se les acabó el pan.
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
I'm drinking a jalapeno-infused roseé, and this is my reaction.
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a person holding a bag with a note that says dead dove do not eat
ALT: a person holding a bag with a note that says dead dove do not eat
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I enjoy knowing about y'all's days, dammit.
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
I'm not sure if it's just my timeline, maybe I need to clean up my following, but I feel that people don't share their personal lives as much, and it's not as well received compared to sharing news and commentary about the hot topic of the day.
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Threads is now censoring that famous Elon Musk's photo with Ghislaine Maxwell, saying this altered.
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
My day ended up being very random. I was out of the house for tacos very poorly dressed, I expected to come back soon. Ended up:
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
On the other hand, I checked out earlier today. And had a nice walk in DTSJ.
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
This has been one of those weeks where I don't have much to say. Too much going on. For example, the best part of my Monday was that I didn't get the job that I wanted. Everything else sucked so much in comparison.
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Uh, I've never seen this before. You can refuse cookies on some sites, but you have to pay to continue without them. €0.5 in this case
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Son, when I came to this country, I started with zero. And, well, let's just say zero has proven to be a remarkably resilient number.
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
🚨 BREAKING NEWS: You are hot. Seriously hot.
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
The economy will go to hell but at least the girl with the ukelele who sings "I never thought the leopards would eat my face" will have a job for the next 4 years.
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
I'm here just to report that Costco sells boba and that it sucks.
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Masiosare @masiosare.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
The Trump administration did the classic IT move for those times when you don't know what those servers do: Turn them off and see who complains.
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