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Mike 🌮 ⛳️ 🍕 🍷🐈

@mascimus.bsky.social
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Terrible golfer. Horror, WWE and heavy metal fan. Unapologetically Canadian (sorry). Follow if you want, but I don't know where I'm going!

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Mike 🌮 ⛳️ 🍕 🍷🐈 @mascimus.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
Just in case you were wondering! #Cat #cats #catsofbluesky
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Mike 🌮 ⛳️ 🍕 🍷🐈 @mascimus.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Oh wow
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Mike 🌮 ⛳️ 🍕 🍷🐈 @mascimus.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Canadian here, fuck that barking yam.
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Mike 🌮 ⛳️ 🍕 🍷🐈 @mascimus.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Did they do each others hair during the weekend slumber party?
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Mike 🌮 ⛳️ 🍕 🍷🐈 @mascimus.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
It'll be a day 1 block for me if either of those assholes show up.
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Mike 🌮 ⛳️ 🍕 🍷🐈 @mascimus.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
John Daly without the awesome part.
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Mike 🌮 ⛳️ 🍕 🍷🐈 @mascimus.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Won $120 on a $5 bet
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Mike 🌮 ⛳️ 🍕 🍷🐈 @mascimus.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
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Mike 🌮 ⛳️ 🍕 🍷🐈 @mascimus.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Ewww, I'd rather not! I have standards!
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Mike 🌮 ⛳️ 🍕 🍷🐈 @mascimus.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Sifting through all the toxic trolls that pay an oligarch for a blue check so they can make themselves feel important all while dodging bots, born accounts and misinformation accounts was so exhausting. They didnt want to converse of debate, they wanted to fight, without a fight, they have nothing.
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Mike 🌮 ⛳️ 🍕 🍷🐈 @mascimus.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
When you ask for decaf, but get triple espresso instead.
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Mike 🌮 ⛳️ 🍕 🍷🐈 @mascimus.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Gideon says if he fits, he sits! Oh and happy #Caturday #Catsofbluesky
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Mike 🌮 ⛳️ 🍕 🍷🐈 @mascimus.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
I'm not a huge fan of their music. However, I decided to try their beer, and it was actually pretty good! #beer #rush #holidaycheer
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Mike 🌮 ⛳️ 🍕 🍷🐈 @mascimus.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Don't Stop Me Now by Queen
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Mike 🌮 ⛳️ 🍕 🍷🐈 @mascimus.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Nacho average...nachos? #food
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God @thegodshow.com · 25/11/2024
Please be nice to each other. We’re all doing our best.
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Mike 🌮 ⛳️ 🍕 🍷🐈 @mascimus.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Worst ever
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Mike 🌮 ⛳️ 🍕 🍷🐈 @mascimus.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Odin since 2012, Gideon since 2014, Freya since 2021, Pinot since 2023
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Mike 🌮 ⛳️ 🍕 🍷🐈 @mascimus.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Sunday Cat Treats for #catsofbluesky My old boy Odin with his baby sister Pinot (Aka Pinot Beefarino aka Beef), Freya (Aka Stink) and Gideon (Aka Skids). However, condo rules caps pet ownership at four, or else there'd be many more I'm sure!
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Mike 🌮 ⛳️ 🍕 🍷🐈 @mascimus.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Happy Sunday Bluesky Beauties! So where are my #golf friends at? Are you a #golfer do you like #golfing ? Would love to follow and share pics, convos of golf content!
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Mike 🌮 ⛳️ 🍕 🍷🐈 @mascimus.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Because he's not out in Montreal with hand cuffs and a firehose personally dealing with protesters just like every other PM used to do. Also, what colour socks was he wearing? Despicable! (Yes this is sarcasm)
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Mike 🌮 ⛳️ 🍕 🍷🐈 @mascimus.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Being joyless and soulless is a common denominator among severe right leaning people. They feed off hostility and conflict, without these things, these people are just miserable husks always blaming others for where they've ended up in life. Always someone else's fault.
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Mike 🌮 ⛳️ 🍕 🍷🐈 @mascimus.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
His face is too small for his head.
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Mike 🌮 ⛳️ 🍕 🍷🐈 @mascimus.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Happy Friday, Deano
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Mike 🌮 ⛳️ 🍕 🍷🐈 @mascimus.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Forever a Duck man! 🤙
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Mike 🌮 ⛳️ 🍕 🍷🐈 @mascimus.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Freya is a bit cross-eyed, but she's the best fly hunter out of the four! #catsofbluesky
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Mike 🌮 ⛳️ 🍕 🍷🐈 @mascimus.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Welcome aboard, David!
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Люк 🏳️‍🌈🎃 @lukeacl.com · 13/11/2024
Bluesky will attract bad actors, it's not immune. The good news is you don't have to block them one by one, Bluesky has moderation lists managed by others (or even you) to help you mass block accounts as they turn up. All you need to do is visit the list, hit subscribe, then choose block or mute.
The MAGA moderation list by @skywatch.blue. A red arrow pointing to the Subscribe button, image one of two showing how to mass block people using a moderation list.The MAGA moderation list by @skywatch.blue. A red arrow pointing to the Block accounts under the Subscribe button, image two of two showing how to mass block people using a moderation list.
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Mike 🌮 ⛳️ 🍕 🍷🐈 @mascimus.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Had a literal catnap with my cat this afternoon..but I was awake here, don't be fooled by my sweet acting job!
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Mike 🌮 ⛳️ 🍕 🍷🐈 @mascimus.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
In my defense, I'm Canadian.
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Mike 🌮 ⛳️ 🍕 🍷🐈 @mascimus.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
Yeah Sissy SpaceX doesn't like that. "Free speech" so long as Apartheid Clyde agrees with it.
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Mike 🌮 ⛳️ 🍕 🍷🐈 @mascimus.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Cut them some slack, theyre morons.
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Mike 🌮 ⛳️ 🍕 🍷🐈 @mascimus.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Me trying to find my ball like;
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Mike 🌮 ⛳️ 🍕 🍷🐈 @mascimus.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Yay friends!!
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Mike 🌮 ⛳️ 🍕 🍷🐈 @mascimus.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
I wouldn't want to eat the sandwich those fizzlewieners would conjure up.
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Mike 🌮 ⛳️ 🍕 🍷🐈 @mascimus.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Wooowooo!! Thank you for the warm welcome!
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Mike 🌮 ⛳️ 🍕 🍷🐈 @mascimus.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
🤣🤣
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Mike 🌮 ⛳️ 🍕 🍷🐈 @mascimus.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
This is my first post here. Tacos. That is all.
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Mike 🌮 ⛳️ 🍕 🍷🐈 @mascimus.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
🤘😎🤘
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Mike 🌮 ⛳️ 🍕 🍷🐈 @mascimus.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Hey AOC, I'm a neighbour to the north, but have to say I'm a huge supporter of your energy, morals and fortitude! Happy to be away from the Cesspool of Leon.
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