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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳

@marzzipan.bsky.social
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Not a ▫️white▫️ friendly page. You're NOT welcome here ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼🤎🖤 Venmo: @marzzi 🌻 VII✨️♋️ Every breath I take without your permission raises my self-esteem

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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm so tired of the LED lights blinding me. Finna buy one of those high powered flashlights and shine it back at folks 😭
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Customer complains about weird smell coming from their vents. Customer also keeps dirty puppy and puppy pad next to return air vent and supply vent... I can't teach you how to clean your house ma'am 😭
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
One day I'll be packing lunches for the love of my life, adding cute little notes and Polaroids of my pussy😌
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
THIS!
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Most men have a hard time connecting with women because they're only relying on advice from men on how to connect with women.
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I try I try 🥰😁 hope to hear some good feedback from those who've put it to use 🙏🏽
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Finally a video I'm happy to see saves on 🤣🤣
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Spongebob: Who's a GOOD boy, Rex Worm?
ALT: Spongebob: Who's a GOOD boy, Rex Worm?
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Indeed
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
And to add it to the "Play"list, expeditiously!!
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Idk, I ignored that just to pass on the knowledge 😭
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Sitting on the curb in the city, smoking my penjamin, sipping my iced latte and people watching while I wait for this unit to vacuum down. Life is good 🥰
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Hotties HQ 🧡 @hottieshq.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
BITCH IT'S TINA SNOW ❄️🐺
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My white coworker bragging about how great this little Italian spot is and the people there. He gets his food and good conversation. They take forever on my fries (he got more food) and I get disgusted stares 🫠 ion even want ts no more 😭😭 food is filled with malice
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Temu Tisha Campbell @thatgirlbamz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Meta glasses are loser goggles.
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
I hope they don't 😏😁
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Shinobu Kocho's Menacing Gaze
ALT: Shinobu Kocho's Menacing Gaze
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Took my Za to the Museum of Science the other day. Went to go put my hands on this sensor thing and hear my daughter scream, "MA, YOUR BUTT!!" And took this pic😭😭 looked over and this Indian lady was just staring at the screen for the longest 💀
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Ororo Munroe ⛈️ @tashieej.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Hannibal Lecter:
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Before you ever try me, remember, I can still work my job with a felony 😌
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This man must be stopped
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
You're welcome beautiful 😍
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I'm ngl, I miss her and her antics 🤣🤣🤣
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
No bs I have zero clue who this was but ts is frying me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The face card, the hair, the skin, eyes, lips nose, skin, TITTIESSSS 😍😍😍
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Michael Fassbender: Perfection
ALT: Michael Fassbender: Perfection
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I'm sorry, if I know any real baddies closer(or some absolute smuts), I'll let you know first 😭
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
No BS she was on her way 😭😭 She's in GA though. Pretty girl too. You can quite literally walk her like a dog 😅
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
This reminded me of the time I face fucked a my white coworker with an extra large Black dildo (by hand not a strap) for her clients and all she got was a $40 pair of converses and some socks 🤣🤣🤣🤣(I've had an interesting life 💀i also wasn't in the vid)
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
He was strong as a tree and twice as hard 🥴
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Nicolas Cage's 'Oh, God' Reaction
ALT: Nicolas Cage's 'Oh, God' Reaction
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Let's goooooo!! ☺️💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽
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Cool Dap Up Handshake Between Man and Boy
ALT: Cool Dap Up Handshake Between Man and Boy
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
It was the first one I came across that fit tonight situation 😭
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Is it really!? Omgawddd 😅
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Energetic Praise Break Dance in Church
ALT: Energetic Praise Break Dance in Church
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
😭😭😭😭
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Just go turned every which way but loose 🫠🙃my gawd
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I love instant karma 🥰
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I'm just struggling every morning 😄 and it's wild because I've worked with each of them multiple times too 💀
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My male obgyn after examining me at 18:"it's very pretty" and then looked down at my cooch again.
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
They gonna have to be lmaoooo It doesn't help that some of them have the same names, but oddly enough, I know the difference between those guys at least 😭
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Been at my job 4 months now and every time I'm paired with someone, I have to ask which one it is. All these white boys look the same 😭😭 they're starting to notice I can't tell them apart 💀🤣
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
🎩👯🏽‍♀️
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Living Single, Fresh Prince, Martin
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"I will literally eat anything. I don't have— I don't have a— I don't have a gag reflex." -rfk
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What A Whore Rupaul
ALT: What A Whore Rupaul
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
We didn't know how good we had it 😄
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Riding around on the scooters drunk af 😄
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
And now they're trying to make us charge her for 2 hours of labor even though this issue should have and could have been fixed a year ago... and all they've done is send ppl out to change a filter she already keeps up changing. I wish I could pull this lady to the side and tell her not to pay 😮‍💨
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My company really is a bunch of scam artists, if customers new how much they were being fucked no lube, they'd sue tf outta them. They'll come out for years and misdiagnose just to sell you something at 5xs the cost because they waited out your warranty.
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Hooooooommyyyyygod 😍🤤
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
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Dog Daps Him Up Boxing
ALT: Dog Daps Him Up Boxing
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Yes. PLUS my soul, heart, throat, and coochie are 🔥 enough for me to feel that way too 😌💅🏽
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Hurry up and lemme see 😌😏
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