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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳

@marzzipan.bsky.social
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Not a ▫️white▫️ friendly page. You're NOT welcome here ✊🏿✊🏾✊🏽✊🏼🤎🖤 Venmo: @marzzi 🌻 VII✨️♋️ Every breath I take without your permission raises my self-esteem

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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I'm so tired of the LED lights blinding me. Finna buy one of those high powered flashlights and shine it back at folks 😭
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Customer complains about weird smell coming from their vents. Customer also keeps dirty puppy and puppy pad next to return air vent and supply vent... I can't teach you how to clean your house ma'am 😭
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
One day I'll be packing lunches for the love of my life, adding cute little notes and Polaroids of my pussy😌
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Most men have a hard time connecting with women because they're only relying on advice from men on how to connect with women.
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Finally a video I'm happy to see saves on 🤣🤣
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Spongebob: Who's a GOOD boy, Rex Worm?
ALT: Spongebob: Who's a GOOD boy, Rex Worm?
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Sitting on the curb in the city, smoking my penjamin, sipping my iced latte and people watching while I wait for this unit to vacuum down. Life is good 🥰
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Hotties HQ 🧡 @hottieshq.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
BITCH IT'S TINA SNOW ❄️🐺
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
My white coworker bragging about how great this little Italian spot is and the people there. He gets his food and good conversation. They take forever on my fries (he got more food) and I get disgusted stares 🫠 ion even want ts no more 😭😭 food is filled with malice
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Temu Tisha Campbell @thatgirlbamz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Meta glasses are loser goggles.
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Took my Za to the Museum of Science the other day. Went to go put my hands on this sensor thing and hear my daughter scream, "MA, YOUR BUTT!!" And took this pic😭😭 looked over and this Indian lady was just staring at the screen for the longest 💀
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Ororo Munroe ⛈️ @tashieej.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Hannibal Lecter:
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Before you ever try me, remember, I can still work my job with a felony 😌
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This man must be stopped
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
No bs I have zero clue who this was but ts is frying me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The face card, the hair, the skin, eyes, lips nose, skin, TITTIESSSS 😍😍😍
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Michael Fassbender: Perfection
ALT: Michael Fassbender: Perfection
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
This reminded me of the time I face fucked a my white coworker with an extra large Black dildo (by hand not a strap) for her clients and all she got was a $40 pair of converses and some socks 🤣🤣🤣🤣(I've had an interesting life 💀i also wasn't in the vid)
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
He was strong as a tree and twice as hard 🥴
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Nicolas Cage's 'Oh, God' Reaction
ALT: Nicolas Cage's 'Oh, God' Reaction
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Just go turned every which way but loose 🫠🙃my gawd
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I love instant karma 🥰
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
My male obgyn after examining me at 18:"it's very pretty" and then looked down at my cooch again.
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Been at my job 4 months now and every time I'm paired with someone, I have to ask which one it is. All these white boys look the same 😭😭 they're starting to notice I can't tell them apart 💀🤣
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
🎩👯🏽‍♀️
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Living Single, Fresh Prince, Martin
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
"I will literally eat anything. I don't have— I don't have a— I don't have a gag reflex." -rfk
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What A Whore Rupaul
ALT: What A Whore Rupaul
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Riding around on the scooters drunk af 😄
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My company really is a bunch of scam artists, if customers new how much they were being fucked no lube, they'd sue tf outta them. They'll come out for years and misdiagnose just to sell you something at 5xs the cost because they waited out your warranty.
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Hooooooommyyyyygod 😍🤤
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Yes. PLUS my soul, heart, throat, and coochie are 🔥 enough for me to feel that way too 😌💅🏽
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
🕷🕸🩵
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
There really are some beautiful souls out there ❤️🩵
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Happy Birthday Beautiful! @mkanroji.blacksky.app
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
These scammers aren't even trying anymore 😭 the hourly pay for an administrative assistant
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Holistic Hoochie @hi-imbuddy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Idk who needs to hear this but Bleach: Thousand Year Blood War and Demon Slayer: Infinity Castle pt. 1 just dropped 🌚
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
HE WANNA LICK MY BOOMBOCLAT MY RA TATA TA TA GOT HIM GOING CRAZY FOR THAT POON NANA NA NA
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Whine Waistline Dance by Ebotothedebo
ALT: Whine Waistline Dance by Ebotothedebo
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Finally got some beans, kale, and sunflowers on my little balcony garden 🥰
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Made some pot roast for dinner, walked outside for a minute...came back in to see my daughter sitting on the counter, eating outta the pot 🤣🤣
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Happiest Birthday birthday twin!! @damdonjulio.bsky.social
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Thank yall so much for the birthday love 🥲🥰 love yall!! ❤️❤️❤️
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Rihanna Crowned: It's My Birthday
ALT: Rihanna Crowned: It's My Birthday
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Level 36 🥂
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𝐋𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐱✨ @goddessxher.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I love the whores & the sluts ❤️
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Dr. Frisky Whisky McThicky, Ball Knower @professorpash.blacksky.app · 17/07/2026
*keep dancing*
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Tiana the Frog: We're Almost There Dance
Alt: Tiana the Frog: We're Almost There Dance
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Just passed the 4 yr anniversary of my little brother's passing on the 12th. My older brother sent me screenshots from my little brother's friends group chat. I'm balling crying at how loved he was. A few of his friends got huge tattoos for him 🥺
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Look up at the moon right now!!
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
We're about to have a heat wave, save yourself some time and money, and go spray your outdoor condersor coil with the hose. And check your filters 🥰 (make sure the arrow is pointing in the right direction) 🫶🏽
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
"Cheating is a character flaw, through and through."
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Having to play The Floor Is Lava every time I crawl in an attic, except instead of lava, I might fall through your ceiling 🥴 <<<
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Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The married men at my job flirt with each other more than I've ever seen any straight man flirt with a woman 😭😭
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