Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I'm so tired of the LED lights blinding me. Finna buy one of those high powered flashlights and shine it back at folks 😭 020
Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Customer complains about weird smell coming from their vents. Customer also keeps dirty puppy and puppy pad next to return air vent and supply vent... I can't teach you how to clean your house ma'am 😭 031
Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 28/08/2026One day I'll be packing lunches for the love of my life, adding cute little notes and Polaroids of my pussy😌 150
Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Most men have a hard time connecting with women because they're only relying on advice from men on how to connect with women. 02512
Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Finally a video I'm happy to see saves on 🤣🤣static.klipy.comSpongebob: Who's a GOOD boy, Rex Worm?ALT: Spongebob: Who's a GOOD boy, Rex Worm? 011
Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Sitting on the curb in the city, smoking my penjamin, sipping my iced latte and people watching while I wait for this unit to vacuum down. Life is good 🥰 020
Reposted by Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳Hotties HQ 🧡 @hottieshq.bsky.social · 17/08/2026BITCH IT'S TINA SNOW ❄️🐺 522699
Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026My white coworker bragging about how great this little Italian spot is and the people there. He gets his food and good conversation. They take forever on my fries (he got more food) and I get disgusted stares 🫠 ion even want ts no more 😭😭 food is filled with malice 020
Reposted by Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳Temu Tisha Campbell @thatgirlbamz.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Meta glasses are loser goggles. 310454
Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Took my Za to the Museum of Science the other day. Went to go put my hands on this sensor thing and hear my daughter scream, "MA, YOUR BUTT!!" And took this pic😭😭 looked over and this Indian lady was just staring at the screen for the longest 💀 050
Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Before you ever try me, remember, I can still work my job with a felony 😌 150
Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026No bs I have zero clue who this was but ts is frying me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 010
Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026The face card, the hair, the skin, eyes, lips nose, skin, TITTIESSSS 😍😍😍static.klipy.comMichael Fassbender: PerfectionALT: Michael Fassbender: Perfection 110
Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026This reminded me of the time I face fucked a my white coworker with an extra large Black dildo (by hand not a strap) for her clients and all she got was a $40 pair of converses and some socks 🤣🤣🤣🤣(I've had an interesting life 💀i also wasn't in the vid) 230
Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026He was strong as a tree and twice as hard 🥴static.klipy.comNicolas Cage's 'Oh, God' ReactionALT: Nicolas Cage's 'Oh, God' Reaction 010
Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 09/08/2026Just go turned every which way but loose 🫠🙃my gawd 160
Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026My male obgyn after examining me at 18:"it's very pretty" and then looked down at my cooch again. 000
Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Been at my job 4 months now and every time I'm paired with someone, I have to ask which one it is. All these white boys look the same 😭😭 they're starting to notice I can't tell them apart 💀🤣 280
Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026"I will literally eat anything. I don't have— I don't have a— I don't have a gag reflex." -rfkstatic.klipy.comWhat A Whore RupaulALT: What A Whore Rupaul 000
Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026My company really is a bunch of scam artists, if customers new how much they were being fucked no lube, they'd sue tf outta them. They'll come out for years and misdiagnose just to sell you something at 5xs the cost because they waited out your warranty. 100
Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Yes. PLUS my soul, heart, throat, and coochie are 🔥 enough for me to feel that way too 😌💅🏽 131
Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 31/07/2026There really are some beautiful souls out there ❤️🩵 061
Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Happy Birthday Beautiful! @mkanroji.blacksky.app 120
Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 29/07/2026These scammers aren't even trying anymore 😭 the hourly pay for an administrative assistant 110
Reposted by Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳Holistic Hoochie @hi-imbuddy.bsky.social · 28/07/2026Idk who needs to hear this but Bleach: Thousand Year Blood War and Demon Slayer: Infinity Castle pt. 1 just dropped 🌚 142
Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 28/07/2026HE WANNA LICK MY BOOMBOCLAT MY RA TATA TA TA GOT HIM GOING CRAZY FOR THAT POON NANA NA NAstatic.klipy.comWhine Waistline Dance by EbotothedeboALT: Whine Waistline Dance by Ebotothedebo 022
Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Finally got some beans, kale, and sunflowers on my little balcony garden 🥰 0103
Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Made some pot roast for dinner, walked outside for a minute...came back in to see my daughter sitting on the counter, eating outta the pot 🤣🤣 020
Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Happiest Birthday birthday twin!! @damdonjulio.bsky.social 110
Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Thank yall so much for the birthday love 🥲🥰 love yall!! ❤️❤️❤️static.klipy.comRihanna Crowned: It's My BirthdayALT: Rihanna Crowned: It's My Birthday 740
Reposted by Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳𝐋𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐇𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐱✨ @goddessxher.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I love the whores & the sluts ❤️ 56139
Reposted by Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳Dr. Frisky Whisky McThicky, Ball Knower @professorpash.blacksky.app · 17/07/2026*keep dancing*static.klipy.comTiana the Frog: We're Almost There DanceAlt: Tiana the Frog: We're Almost There Dance 141
Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Just passed the 4 yr anniversary of my little brother's passing on the 12th. My older brother sent me screenshots from my little brother's friends group chat. I'm balling crying at how loved he was. A few of his friends got huge tattoos for him 🥺 260
Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 14/07/2026We're about to have a heat wave, save yourself some time and money, and go spray your outdoor condersor coil with the hose. And check your filters 🥰 (make sure the arrow is pointing in the right direction) 🫶🏽 073
Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 11/07/2026"Cheating is a character flaw, through and through." 030
Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Having to play The Floor Is Lava every time I crawl in an attic, except instead of lava, I might fall through your ceiling 🥴 <<< 010
Marz🇭🇹 7/19 🥳 @marzzipan.bsky.social · 01/07/2026The married men at my job flirt with each other more than I've ever seen any straight man flirt with a woman 😭😭 030