Caroline @marytheeoliver.bsky.social · 30/12/2024don’t beat a dead gift horse after leading it to water… or however the saying goes 021
Caroline @marytheeoliver.bsky.social · 19/12/2024believe it or not, a bowl of fruity pebbles is a meal 020
Caroline @marytheeoliver.bsky.social · 05/12/2024we can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we’ve got to romanticize it 040
Caroline @marytheeoliver.bsky.social · 30/11/2024John 3:16 When you’re in the church, do you praise what you see He’s everywhere He is the I am oh-ohh-oh-oh-oh (praisin’ that) 000
Caroline @marytheeoliver.bsky.social · 30/11/2024me: i wonder if frankenmuth has a christkindlmarkt. they’d HAVE to, right? i’m pretty sure they’d have to tony: i’m pretty sure frankenmuth IS a christkindlmarkt 000
Caroline @marytheeoliver.bsky.social · 29/11/2024the lions coach gives strong “math teacher who also teaches sex ed” vibes 010
Caroline @marytheeoliver.bsky.social · 28/11/2024it’s so funny that part of the president’s job is every year on thanksgiving he gets a live bird sent to his house, and he has to make a speech about how he’s not going to eat that bird specifically. i could do that shit. put me in there 030
Caroline @marytheeoliver.bsky.social · 28/11/2024going on linkedin and just posting “does anyone here smoke weed” 020
Caroline @marytheeoliver.bsky.social · 27/11/2024yeah sorry i can’t come in today, i’m pretty colicky and need to be gently rocked :/ 030
Caroline @marytheeoliver.bsky.social · 27/11/2024sending this to my friends when they can’t hang outyoutu.beArrested Development - Sad Walk CompilationYouTube video by Chandler Ames 030
Caroline @marytheeoliver.bsky.social · 26/11/2024boiled 2 cups of water to get lied to in the vaguest way possible 030
Caroline @marytheeoliver.bsky.social · 26/11/2024The Way I Are is a beautiful song about love in the face of adversity 000
Caroline @marytheeoliver.bsky.social · 25/11/2024you might see me at the bar and think “wow she’s so beautiful and mysterious” but i’m playing zoombinis on my phone 030
Caroline @marytheeoliver.bsky.social · 24/11/2024holding space for a raclette from the christkindlmarkt 000
Caroline @marytheeoliver.bsky.social · 24/11/2024these are my tools, my confidants… meanwhile tony creates culinary marvels with practiced knife skills and tomato paste alone 020
Caroline @marytheeoliver.bsky.social · 24/11/2024hire a cheap ghostwriter off fiverr to write your smut novel, call that a bad romance 030
Reposted by CarolineKat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 17/11/2024The idea that you *must* coexist with and listen to people who are cruel, unjust, and just plain unpleasant to be around is the logic of abusers, by the way 604376497723
Caroline @marytheeoliver.bsky.social · 15/11/2024i have been taking methylphenidate since i was five years old and SSRIs since i was sixteen. if this actually happens, there is no tangible way i would be able to function like i do now. this is an actual nightmare 010
Caroline @marytheeoliver.bsky.social · 14/11/2024smokin on that shit that made mary oliver’s geese wild 030
Caroline @marytheeoliver.bsky.social · 09/12/2023classically trained mezzo vocalist to daily weed smoker contralto pipeline 020
Caroline @marytheeoliver.bsky.social · 08/12/2023i am very invested in the politics of the neighborhood stray cats and if i had to, i could make a web of who is aligned with who and which tomcats are enemies 120
Caroline @marytheeoliver.bsky.social · 08/12/2023my first celebrity crush was flick from a bug’s life 040
Caroline @marytheeoliver.bsky.social · 07/12/2023finally joined. i’m so excited for the opportunity to overshare on another platform 080
