mary @maryel.bsky.social · 1hyes I saw it last night and at one point someone in the audience very loudly said “what the fuck” 10/10 no notes 000
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 5hImagine hating me and I’m just sitting in my apartment listening to Freddy My Love from Grease 040
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 6hmy boss: here’s what you did wrong on this project me: oh you must not have heard, Sharon—I exist outside the tradition of critical thought or review 030
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 6hdiva I once got out of a chair the wrong way and my back was fucked up for like three days 😭 nana 000
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 6hwhen I tell you that “exists outside of the tradition of critical thought or review” was an immediate entry into the personal lexicon 020
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 6hdid we collectively hallucinate it? possibly. is it the greatest thing that’s ever happened? Also possibly 020
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 16hthis movie was insane if you’re in the mood for an insane movie I would highly recommend this one 170
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 15/10/2026static.klipy.comYou Right Damn: Woman PointingALT: You Right Damn: Woman Pointing 010
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 11/10/2026my sister, her girlfriend, and I are all going to my brother’s in Colorado for Christmas and it is going to be SO much fun 040
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Can confirm—they ask people to stand and choose from whoever is standing! So she can dress up and just stay seated. I’m probably going to do that in Pittsburgh lol—no one should be subjected to me trying to lip sync 110
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 08/10/2026really into these top nine things but I cheated and did 18 and also included box sets as one book 040
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 07/10/2026people in my office are in a competition for who can sneeze the loudest 050