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look at the old girl now, fellas elaine_stritch on twitter

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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 13h
I am in my jimothy jammingtons and ready for bed but it is *checks notes* 6pm
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nini toot :3 @cosmicdustie.bsky.social · 17h
she’s truly radioactive
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 22h
I won’t spoil what Tootsie sang (you can find vids if you don’t care about spoilers) but it was MAGICAL and my hands were on my face like a big doofus the entire time 😭🥹 and then we gave her a standing ovation because duh
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
OOMFCHELLA WAS A SUCCESS
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
hello! So there’s a really cute keychain, a sticker sheet, a shirt, and a print of the glee looks! Moosey got the shirt and keychain and I got the keychain and stickers
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
guys…the m&g looks are cunterella 3000. I wish my goofy ass wasn’t in the picture so you could truly bask in how cunty they look
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
we did the Anything but a Cup prank on our boss today during a zoom meeting—very proud of the Kleenex box I modified to hide a can of soda
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
tomorrow @moemoosey.bsky.social and I shall oomfchella at the first butttootking show and there will be much rejoicing
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Andrew Lloyd Webber to Hal Prince when Hal asked him if Cats was a metaphor for something:
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
wait a minute…if you’re thirteen men, and I’m the only girl in town, then who the fuck is flying the plane
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
much to think about
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
tootober
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
weekend of green for me -Ellen Greene live Friday night -green Suzie Toot number -a secret third green thing
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
only interested in neon green Ann-Margret related things today; please jot that down
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tootsiana Lynn SCOOTINGTON! I am respectfully saying awooga
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
did u guys know that I saw Ellen Greene with my own eyeballs and heard her sing live with my own eardrums last night just making sure
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Someone in the audience asked Ellen Greene who she would cast as Audrey in The Muppets version of Little Shop and she said “I wouldn’t. *I’m* Audrey”
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ellen Greene closed with a story about how she and Howard Ashman got sent a bottle of Veuve Clicquot at a restaurant in France and she asked him if it meant “long live the clitoris” I would die for her
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
do not talk to me; I just heard Ellen Greene sing Somewhere That’s Green live
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
TONIGHT
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
how it feels
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I know it’s probably not the vibe but part of me just wants Suzie to get onstage at Bushwig and do The Ladies Who Lunch I think it would be a 500 on the cunt Richter scale
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
nine games that shaped nana
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
wow today really sucks 😭 good thing it’s almost Friday!
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I gotta read a Jerome Robbins biography next
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
me
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
got a new work laptop and starting to sticker-fy it
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
a level-10 divaquake
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Tootsie Lou SCOOTERINA I need a WARNING when you are going to serve that hard
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
tootober
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bianca Del Rio on The Traitors…oh I’m about to be about 5000000 times more annoying
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this is a Suzie Toot fit
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
THESE are jazz hands
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
TWIST! decided to get my favorite sandwich from Joe and the Juice
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I took the day off work but I was supposed to call in for a meeting later BUT it was just cancelled so happy birthday to ME
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Update: I think my birthday sandwich might be a breakfast sandwich, which is my second favorite food of all time (first is watermelon). Will keep everyone posted
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ooooh Suzita!
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
my birthday is tomorrow and I haven’t decided what sandwich to get yet
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
tootober
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
the goat
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
POSTED THIS BEFORE I HEARD THE NEWS 😭😭😭
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
frankly, I am still wowing a bob mackie over here
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
anyway
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
need this shirt
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
puss
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
my birthday is next week and I have zero plans except for maybe eating a delicious sandwich
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
people are mad at me on Twitter because I’ve never seen an episode of SpongeBob SquarePants 😭
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
tootober
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I love the song Jolene because it sounds like Dolly Parton is trying to get Jolene’s attention Jolene Jolene Jolene JOLENE
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mary @maryel.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Suzie Toot give us a hint for Bushwig number challenge
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