mary @maryel.bsky.social · 13hI am in my jimothy jammingtons and ready for bed but it is *checks notes* 6pm 040
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 22hI won’t spoil what Tootsie sang (you can find vids if you don’t care about spoilers) but it was MAGICAL and my hands were on my face like a big doofus the entire time 😭🥹 and then we gave her a standing ovation because duh 160
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026hello! So there’s a really cute keychain, a sticker sheet, a shirt, and a print of the glee looks! Moosey got the shirt and keychain and I got the keychain and stickers 7161
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 02/10/2026guys…the m&g looks are cunterella 3000. I wish my goofy ass wasn’t in the picture so you could truly bask in how cunty they look 1110
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026we did the Anything but a Cup prank on our boss today during a zoom meeting—very proud of the Kleenex box I modified to hide a can of soda 070
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 30/09/2026tomorrow @moemoosey.bsky.social and I shall oomfchella at the first butttootking show and there will be much rejoicing 1121
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Andrew Lloyd Webber to Hal Prince when Hal asked him if Cats was a metaphor for something: 070
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 29/09/2026wait a minute…if you’re thirteen men, and I’m the only girl in town, then who the fuck is flying the plane 060
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026weekend of green for me -Ellen Greene live Friday night -green Suzie Toot number -a secret third green thing 070
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026only interested in neon green Ann-Margret related things today; please jot that down 091
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026did u guys know that I saw Ellen Greene with my own eyeballs and heard her sing live with my own eardrums last night just making sure 090
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Someone in the audience asked Ellen Greene who she would cast as Audrey in The Muppets version of Little Shop and she said “I wouldn’t. *I’m* Audrey” 0131
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ellen Greene closed with a story about how she and Howard Ashman got sent a bottle of Veuve Clicquot at a restaurant in France and she asked him if it meant “long live the clitoris” I would die for her 060
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026do not talk to me; I just heard Ellen Greene sing Somewhere That’s Green live 290
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I know it’s probably not the vibe but part of me just wants Suzie to get onstage at Bushwig and do The Ladies Who Lunch I think it would be a 500 on the cunt Richter scale 080
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Tootsie Lou SCOOTERINA I need a WARNING when you are going to serve that hard 090
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Bianca Del Rio on The Traitors…oh I’m about to be about 5000000 times more annoying 0100
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026TWIST! decided to get my favorite sandwich from Joe and the Juice 280
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I took the day off work but I was supposed to call in for a meeting later BUT it was just cancelled so happy birthday to ME 070
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Update: I think my birthday sandwich might be a breakfast sandwich, which is my second favorite food of all time (first is watermelon). Will keep everyone posted 590
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 15/09/2026my birthday is tomorrow and I haven’t decided what sandwich to get yet 150
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026my birthday is next week and I have zero plans except for maybe eating a delicious sandwich 270
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 10/09/2026people are mad at me on Twitter because I’ve never seen an episode of SpongeBob SquarePants 😭 270
mary @maryel.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I love the song Jolene because it sounds like Dolly Parton is trying to get Jolene’s attention Jolene Jolene Jolene JOLENE 040