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Colonel Cheeks

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he/him I doodle Ben 10 fanart and play Monster Hunter.

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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
I love how the DS2 AI crumbles in the presence of the mighty Slight Change In Elevation. I hope you didn't fix the dudes guarding the bridge to the Chariot, they're my favorites.
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Based. Playing DS2 for the first time currently, I was going to jump back and try the DS1 randomizer afterwards but I might do this instead.
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I'm currently playing through the original Dark Souls 2 for the first time. Might have to check this out afterwards. Shocked with how good DS2 is if you take the time to really get into it. Like, this is way more fun than Elden Ring and does everything that game does but better.
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Roko's basilisk is funny because you could apply it to literally anything with the potential to store memories. That being said "What if ants rose up and decided to torture and kill everyone who was mean to ants?" is significantly scarier than an Amazon Alexa.
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Kids should be allowed in social media. There's a sad lack of third places for them to exist as is, and it's genuinely fucked up that they're getting kicked off the internet because sad adults (who grew up using the Internet) decided that they want to ruin it for everyone else.
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Useful when artists actually bother to tag their content as NSFW, and weird fetish material that doesn't technically include nudity slips through. Early on I had a shocking amount of furry cub diaper fetish art popping up because the artist didn't consider it NSFW apparently. Not an excuse.
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
But they could just post it on a website that doesn't allow kids. No one is talking about the fact that BlueSky should raise the age of entry if it's going to be an adult platform.
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
"I should be allowed to post rape fantasies about real people because uuuhh historically...." Someone check this guy's hard drive.
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I'm not siding with artists who are specifically angry that they can't post rape art based on real people on a platform that allows 13-year olds. Fucking do better.
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Good. You guys are annoying. There are tons of sites specifically designed for porn but these artists bank on social media with children present. Notice that none of these artists vote to just ban kids from BlueSky and make it an adult platform, because that's part of their intended audience.
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Weird that I haven't seen a single person pushing to not allow kids on BlueSky.
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
NSFW artists have ruined every single social media platform and it's so fucking uncomfortable how entitled they are. They still won't even tag their shit properly so the CHILDREN this incompetent platform allows aren't exposed to weird fetish material slapped on the Discover tag.
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
People just change what words mean to feel better about themselves and it's so weird to me. There's absolutely nothing wrong with audiobooks, but people deciding that "reading" is now just listening to a story because they don't want to feel bad about not actually reading is obnoxious.
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🍂 Buff 🍂 @guaranteedcrits.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
great article
Excerpt from article: A few users told Aftermath that their anti-Kirk posts were deleted sans a suspension or any sort of notification. One such post read: "Charlie Kirk has been pronounced dead from complications resulting from his dick and balls being the wrong way around. His dick was on the bottom and his balls were on top. A bullet was also found in his body."
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Literally every single time I've seen a clip of Captain Kirk, my main thought is "Someone is eventually just going to shoot this guy."
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Shut up Gavin.
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
Literally every single time I've seen a clip of Captain Kirk, my main thought is "Someone is eventually just going to shoot this guy."
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Slave Knight Gael isn't that big, and by the true finale of DS3 hasn't he consumed most of the Dark Souls? This is what I'm saying, it's really confusing.
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 31/08/2025
Makes sense, I don't know what characters have canonically consumed souls. Gwyn, Pontiff, and the two princes are a relatively normal size despite their high power, certainly above the Vordt and the Dancer. So maybe it's something they can control unlike the many forced transformations.
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
The Dark Souls series have a weird relationship with size. Giants are a distinct race but also "humans" seem to be able to grow in size as they accumulate power. But only sometimes? I don't read the lore, I just noticed that some dudes are huge for no specific reason.
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Where? Show me where they said this, because all I'm seeing is them specifically saying they're not using AI.
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
That's such a Republican copout to lying on the internet, goddamn.
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Alicia Haddick/アリシア @aliciahaddick.com · 22/08/2025
I fear we start accusing AI of being behind a series you're going to limit some artists working in some styles to avoid the accusation which reduces creativity, artists feel discouraged, you have AI companies who ignore the noise as 'they complain but they can't tell' And no one wins
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Alicia Haddick/アリシア @aliciahaddick.com · 22/08/2025
I'd go a step further and say that those who were speaking about Sekiro: No Defeat using AI without it being confirmed that it was, show a fundemental misunderstanding and lack of interest in the way anime is produced, and that lack of interest is why the medium lacks emotional maturity in the West
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
For context, just in case.
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
This is why people shit on Sekiro. All of these "we support genuine art" and "we can definitely tell it's AI" bros failing to support genuine art because "m-m-muh fingers" when there are clearly 5 of them. You guys are a fucking joke.
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
You're literally the one who was putting down genuine art and making excuses for it, but you think you have the right to tell me what I care about? Bro your values are fucking plastic.
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Like seriously, you guys looked at some awkward fingers in a smear frame and were CERTAIN that it was AI. You shit all over human art to feel important and that's not a good thing.
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
This is a bad take. Rejecting human-made art because the company supports AI is only going to lead to more and more genuine art being shit on because MOST THINGS THAT EXIST are owned by companies that support AI. You guys made assumptions, spread misinformation, and are now covering your asses.
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I think another lesson is that all of the people who "oh I can definitely tell this is AI" don't know what the fuck they're talking about and will deflect responsibility for spreading blatant misinformation to anyone but themselves.
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Might spend the day sharing all the posts of people preemptively screaming and crying about how AI ruined the Sekiro anime just for it to be literally false. Just because it's really really funny whenever this happens.
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
I wonder how many of the heroic activists sharing around that one frame of a hand with slightly weird fingers will actually apologize, or if they'll just move on and pretend they weren't spreading misinformation to feel important.
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 18/08/2025
Realizing that social etiquette shouldn't apply to businesses is like Rock Lee dropping those weights.
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Do these three nubile e-girls engage in the recreational use of marijuana?
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Some spoilers, but for emphasis, Connie's relationship with _____ is really weird when she watched him shove Bobby around repeatedly as a kid. She admits she's only with him for the dick-down, so for her to tolerate him still treating Bobby like garbage in front of her is SO shitty.
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
I watched the King of the Hill revival and it's uuuhhh pretty good. Some of the plotlines are weak and the first few episodes felt kinda mean-spirited. I'm also really not fond of how they did Connie. Like I REALLY don't like that whole situation and how it plays out. But overall I enjoyed it.
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
They actually did a pretty good job. Definitely a bit stiff, but considering how limited the budget probably was it does a good job looking and feeling like the same show.
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Elden Ring was bloated garbage that brought out every problem with their infinitely recycled combat system. The fact that the fans gluttonously shovelled it into their mouths and screeched at everyone who even mildly critiqued it paved the way for their newest scam. Get the fuck out of my replies.
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
It's good to know if I bought this game that I simply wouldn't have access to all of the content, but instead limited amounts at varying time-frames. Remembering the era when FromSoft made fantastic adventures with intricate Castlevania-esque level design instead of boss rushes with padding.
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
This is weird to me because the Monster Hunter release model was kinda born out of necessity (base game in Japan yap yap more content for portable worldwide releases yap) and became the modern expansions post-World by leaning more into the established DLC norms.
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 12,1950
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER 

NANCY IS CLASS , WHEN SHE JUMPS UP AND CLICKS HER HEELS

CLICK

THE WHOLE CLASS AND THE TEACHER LOOK ON IN AMAZEMENT 

NANCY- - - WHAT ON EARTH
IS THE MEANING OF THIS ?

OH, I'M SORRY ---BUT I JUST REMEMBERED THAT SCHOOL CLOSES
SOON

THE TEACHER JUMPS UP AND CLICKS HER HEELS WITH DELIGHT, MUCH TO THE SURPRISE OF NANCY
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
That's a pretty reductive and biased description that leaves out the function of distributing power across all states and not just those with dense populations, but I understand BlueSky is more about getting your dunks in than actually caring about how these things work.
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Assuming that everyone living in rural areas is a wealthy land-owner is the exact sort of ignorant assumption I'd expect from his website, honestly.
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Without the electoral college, candidates would only have to appeal to like five major cities across the US. The electoral college should be reworked, but it's important to avoid letting population density make specific states more "powerful" than others when it comes to legislation.
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Damn bro those butt-clouds must smell delicious you've really got your nose in there DEEP. Maybe if you keep going deeper and never come back you'll find someone who loves you someday.
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
One misinformed question and every fart-sniffing McNobody is dogpiling in the comments to feel better about their shitty do-nothing lives. BlueSky users really have a unique way of being completely useless but acting like they're speaking gospel.
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
My only worry with the KOTH revival is that they're given the time and resources to make the animation as good as the original. Look at how good this shit looks, they really bring life to every scene.
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
Man this show really did have an A+ team animating it.
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Colonel Cheeks @marxcobalt.bsky.social · 31/05/2025
My only worry is the actual animation quality. KOTH wasn't exactly a shonen anime but I hope the revival is given the time and budget to look as good as the original run.
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