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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Remembering that time my friend said "Yes ma'am," remembered I use they/them, panicked, and overcorrected with "I meant, yes captain?"

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

God is recalling all the good people, I think this place truly is hell.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Here's your daily reminder that owning a gun places YOURSELF and YOUR FAMILY at a significantly higher risk of gun-related deaths! (I can attest to this personally, having lost 3 family members to gun-related incidents, one of which was 13 years old)

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

There's a cruel irony to having OCD and ADHD at the same time. I have the "obsess over small details" disease and the "constantly lose track of the small details" disease all at once. My room is immaculately clean, but I haven't seen my debit card in ten days.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Actually I changed my mind. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Say what you will about Lindsay Graham, I actually feel bad for the poor bastard. He had Trump read his eulogy. That's just cruelty on a new level. Even his most veracious detractors could've delivered a more respectful speech.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Maybe they'll pull a Silence of the Lambs and make some poor intern wear his skin.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

They're gonna appoint some poor intern to puppeteer his embalmed corpse.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Remembering the school presentation I gave on the Spanish Flu in 2019 that I ended with the line "It's not a question of IF it will happen again, but WHEN." Sorry guys I think I jinxed it.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Rewatching animes really makes you realize that they have like, five voice actors that do all of the roles.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I'm gonna go to a psychic medium and keep telling them they're wrong until they cry. Anyone wanna join me?

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

So not only are you trapped on a boat with a deadly virus, but there's also about 30 pedophiles on it with you. Why do people go on cruises again?

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Please do not add to the growing stray animal problem. For those of you that cannot afford veterinary care, many rescues offer low-cost or even free neutering! Same goes for vaccinations! If you absolutely cannot neuter your pets, please at the very least keep them inside! Thank you for listening

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Friendly reminder from a cat lover who spends their free time rescuing strays/ferals: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE NEUTER/SPAY YOUR PETS!! I called 30+ shelters trying to find a place for ONE kitten, EVERY SINGLE ONE WAS AT CAPACITY. These places are chronically underfunded and ridiculously overburdened.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Four more kittens rescued and a momma cat spayed! Meet Fig, Plum, Carrot, Persimmon, and momma Kumquat! (Momma cat had to be released because she was unfortunately too feral to be socialized, but she is being cared for by local volunteers!) #catrescue #cats #animalrescue #kittens

Two kittens - Carrot and Persimmon - huddled together in a crate.

Two kittens - Fig and Plum - huddled together in a crate.

Momma cat - Kumquat - and her kittens eating under an overgrown shed.

A kitten - Plum - walking on top of a log while his mother - Kumquat - peers out from under a nearby shed.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

The IBS experience is fighting for your life in a random public bathroom and apparently taking long enough that the automatic lights turn off and you're dying in the dark now.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

And before anyone recommends optimization mods, this is with Sodium installed. All of the game-optimizing settings are on, no clouds, no weather, no mob spawning. If I tried to load up a regular world my computer would laugh at me and then overheat so much that I have to force a restart 🙃

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

I can't tell if Minecraft is just so horribly optimized or my computer is just far too unprepared for the game bc rn I have render distance and simulation distance set to the minimum, no mobs, literally in the void, and I'm still getting crazy lag. Literally at most ten blocks on my screen rn

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

If people don't want to be called a douche nugget maybe they should stop being douche nuggets. Just a thought.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

He's sleeping on my bed next to me now and I'm being made fun of in the family group chat. I love my little terrorist gremlin 💔

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Does your cat ever let out the most human-sounding "Hello?" to the point that you lock yourself in the bathroom and frantically text your parents that there's someone in your house before they stick their paws under the bathroom door and meow "Hello?" again and then you feel like an idiot? Just me?

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Y'all we really need to be studying binge eating disorder from the frame of an addictive disorder because I've started taking a medication used for addiction treatment (off-label for OCD, not treating an addiction) but I've been having basically NO CRAVINGS and NO BINGE EATING EPISODES.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

I don't even care if you want to do drugs or vape or have sex or something, just don't look at me like I'm crazy when I try to use the toilet. Oh, my bad, I didn't realize this was the vape room now.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Anyone who uses a public bathroom for purposes besides Shitting, pissing, or a third unnamed bodily function should have their public restroom privileges revoked. Sincerely, A person with IBS

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

If I were the Artemis crew I'd pilot myself into deep space cause there's gotta be an alien planet that's doing better than us rn

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

My favorite metaphor for ACAB that I've heard: If I baked a batch of cookies, but then told you that I replaced the chocolate chips in one of them with human shit, would you eat those cookies?

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Real Christians would realize that they shouldn't support the man preaching hate and violence on Easter. They wouldn't support the man that defaces their sacred texts by branding them with his name and selling them at an upcharge. Just a thought.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Friendly reminder that conversion therapy - in any way, shape, or form - is child abuse on its own! (And most of them engage in other forms of child abuse too)

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

In our defense, the cicada was like, four times the size of the wasp but the whole meal was over in under five minutes

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Thinking about the time my professor and I ended up completely forgetting the point of a meeting because we saw a wasp hunting a cicada and started watching like it was our own personal David Attenborough narrarated documentary

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Thank God they finally fixed the issue, they'd been calling that place "the White House" for far too long

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

OCD is brutal because I've been popping my ears multiple times per minute for months now and I've actually damaged my eardrums because of it.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Quick warning for all y'all, but if you post an AI photo on purpose I will be muting your account.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Why feed our children when we could bomb Iranian ones instead?

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Persistent acne is actually so crazy. You're telling me that I've taken enough antibiotics to radically change my skin microbiome and wash my face with chemicals that literally bleached my painted walls and I STILL HAVE ACNE? FUCK IT. YOU WIN. I'LL JUST WEAR CONCEALER.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Sometimes I like to just look up random shit so my social media apps waste their money buying data from Google to give me targeted ads for Koi pond accessories.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Crazy to see people saying that transgender people aren't real and then turn around and pitch their cryptocurrency. Y'all are playing fantasy financials, I don't think you get to decide what's real and what's not.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Is Trump actively trying to lose the midterms? Illegally declaring war on Iran sounds like a REALLY bad idea for someone trying to promote their party.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

I think it's wild that most of the people who support ICE think that a majority of undocumented immigrants crossed the border illegally or were smuggled in. Bestie, a majority had a Visa. They were becoming citizens, "doing it the right way" in a system where the rules are constantly changing.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Imagine we try going into his tax reports again. Do you think he'd fake an alien invasion?

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Incredible that the "fuck your feelings" crowd was also the first to send death threats to anyone who didn't cry when Charlie Kirk died.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

I think that if we gave Mamdani an hour alone with Trump he could convince Trump to resign from office and make Mamdani president.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Just tripped up the stairs, stood up, and tripped up the stairs again. How much aura did I lose chat?

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Oh and also they sometimes do just straight up kill you.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

But also, "at least they don't kill you" is not the good argument you think it is. If I broke into your home and disappeared your mother, would you really be comforted by saying "Hey, I could've killed you instead. Be grateful." The delusion is wild.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Had an argument with a person who said that "ICE is lenient because in 92% of other countries they'd shoot you on the spot for being undocumented." ... Unless North Korea has taken over a majority of countries, that is just blatantly untrue.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

Call me crazy, but I'm starting to think this isn't about actually making our country safer..

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The ICE surge in Minnesota cost $280M to detain 4k people. Of those- only 30 were accused of violent crimes. $9 million per capture of the "worst of the worst". Renee Good and Alex Pretti were unavailable for comment….

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Isn't this the same guy who sucked someone's dick?

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