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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Remembering that time my friend said "Yes ma'am," remembered I use they/them, panicked, and overcorrected with "I meant, yes captain?"

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

God is recalling all the good people, I think this place truly is hell.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Here's your daily reminder that owning a gun places YOURSELF and YOUR FAMILY at a significantly higher risk of gun-related deaths! (I can attest to this personally, having lost 3 family members to gun-related incidents, one of which was 13 years old)

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

There's a cruel irony to having OCD and ADHD at the same time. I have the "obsess over small details" disease and the "constantly lose track of the small details" disease all at once. My room is immaculately clean, but I haven't seen my debit card in ten days.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Say what you will about Lindsay Graham, I actually feel bad for the poor bastard. He had Trump read his eulogy. That's just cruelty on a new level. Even his most veracious detractors could've delivered a more respectful speech.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Remembering the school presentation I gave on the Spanish Flu in 2019 that I ended with the line "It's not a question of IF it will happen again, but WHEN." Sorry guys I think I jinxed it.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

Rewatching animes really makes you realize that they have like, five voice actors that do all of the roles.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

I'm gonna go to a psychic medium and keep telling them they're wrong until they cry. Anyone wanna join me?

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

So not only are you trapped on a boat with a deadly virus, but there's also about 30 pedophiles on it with you. Why do people go on cruises again?

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Friendly reminder from a cat lover who spends their free time rescuing strays/ferals: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE NEUTER/SPAY YOUR PETS!! I called 30+ shelters trying to find a place for ONE kitten, EVERY SINGLE ONE WAS AT CAPACITY. These places are chronically underfunded and ridiculously overburdened.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Four more kittens rescued and a momma cat spayed! Meet Fig, Plum, Carrot, Persimmon, and momma Kumquat! (Momma cat had to be released because she was unfortunately too feral to be socialized, but she is being cared for by local volunteers!) #catrescue #cats #animalrescue #kittens

Two kittens - Carrot and Persimmon - huddled together in a crate.

Two kittens - Fig and Plum - huddled together in a crate.

Momma cat - Kumquat - and her kittens eating under an overgrown shed.

A kitten - Plum - walking on top of a log while his mother - Kumquat - peers out from under a nearby shed.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

The IBS experience is fighting for your life in a random public bathroom and apparently taking long enough that the automatic lights turn off and you're dying in the dark now.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

I can't tell if Minecraft is just so horribly optimized or my computer is just far too unprepared for the game bc rn I have render distance and simulation distance set to the minimum, no mobs, literally in the void, and I'm still getting crazy lag. Literally at most ten blocks on my screen rn

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Does your cat ever let out the most human-sounding "Hello?" to the point that you lock yourself in the bathroom and frantically text your parents that there's someone in your house before they stick their paws under the bathroom door and meow "Hello?" again and then you feel like an idiot? Just me?

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Y'all we really need to be studying binge eating disorder from the frame of an addictive disorder because I've started taking a medication used for addiction treatment (off-label for OCD, not treating an addiction) but I've been having basically NO CRAVINGS and NO BINGE EATING EPISODES.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

Anyone who uses a public bathroom for purposes besides Shitting, pissing, or a third unnamed bodily function should have their public restroom privileges revoked. Sincerely, A person with IBS

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

If I were the Artemis crew I'd pilot myself into deep space cause there's gotta be an alien planet that's doing better than us rn

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

My favorite metaphor for ACAB that I've heard: If I baked a batch of cookies, but then told you that I replaced the chocolate chips in one of them with human shit, would you eat those cookies?

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 05/04/2026

Real Christians would realize that they shouldn't support the man preaching hate and violence on Easter. They wouldn't support the man that defaces their sacred texts by branding them with his name and selling them at an upcharge. Just a thought.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

Friendly reminder that conversion therapy - in any way, shape, or form - is child abuse on its own! (And most of them engage in other forms of child abuse too)

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Thinking about the time my professor and I ended up completely forgetting the point of a meeting because we saw a wasp hunting a cicada and started watching like it was our own personal David Attenborough narrarated documentary

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

OCD is brutal because I've been popping my ears multiple times per minute for months now and I've actually damaged my eardrums because of it.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

Quick warning for all y'all, but if you post an AI photo on purpose I will be muting your account.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 23/03/2026

Persistent acne is actually so crazy. You're telling me that I've taken enough antibiotics to radically change my skin microbiome and wash my face with chemicals that literally bleached my painted walls and I STILL HAVE ACNE? FUCK IT. YOU WIN. I'LL JUST WEAR CONCEALER.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Sometimes I like to just look up random shit so my social media apps waste their money buying data from Google to give me targeted ads for Koi pond accessories.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Crazy to see people saying that transgender people aren't real and then turn around and pitch their cryptocurrency. Y'all are playing fantasy financials, I don't think you get to decide what's real and what's not.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Is Trump actively trying to lose the midterms? Illegally declaring war on Iran sounds like a REALLY bad idea for someone trying to promote their party.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

I think it's wild that most of the people who support ICE think that a majority of undocumented immigrants crossed the border illegally or were smuggled in. Bestie, a majority had a Visa. They were becoming citizens, "doing it the right way" in a system where the rules are constantly changing.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Incredible that the "fuck your feelings" crowd was also the first to send death threats to anyone who didn't cry when Charlie Kirk died.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

I think that if we gave Mamdani an hour alone with Trump he could convince Trump to resign from office and make Mamdani president.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Just tripped up the stairs, stood up, and tripped up the stairs again. How much aura did I lose chat?

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Had an argument with a person who said that "ICE is lenient because in 92% of other countries they'd shoot you on the spot for being undocumented." ... Unless North Korea has taken over a majority of countries, that is just blatantly untrue.

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✨Cramer©️ @cramer-1.bsky.social · 23/02/2026

The ICE surge in Minnesota cost $280M to detain 4k people. Of those- only 30 were accused of violent crimes. $9 million per capture of the "worst of the worst". Renee Good and Alex Pretti were unavailable for comment….

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Ofelia Torres advocated for her father's release from ICE detention as she was fighting terminal cancer. The teenager showed more moral resolve and familial love than any ICE agent has ever known in their lives. I wish nothing but peace for her and her family. Rest in peace Ofelia.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

For a representative of the party that "doesn't believe in participation trophies," Trump sure does get a lot of weird new bullshit trophies for participating in things.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Fun fact! A majority of "illegal" immigrants are just people who have overstayed their visas. While that does technically make them liable to being deported, overstaying a visa IS NOT A CRIME! How do I know this? Because Republicans have been trying and FAILING to criminalize it for years!

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 13/02/2026

Trump loves putting his name on everything so I propose we start calling them the Trump-Epstein Files.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Just saw a video claiming that a news site faked the booing at the Winter Olympics when they showed JD Vance and I just think it must be fun to live in enough delusion to believe that. It was streamed live bestie. We heard it. Sorry ♥️

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Only real Americans understand that criticizing America is the most American thing you can do.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

I think Eldritch madness is kinda funny because like, yeah I've seen how Bluetooth works and I didn't understand it, but you don't see me going insane over it.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Me blocking a funny cat video channel because they've started using AI generated videos:

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

If there's one thing I can say about GroupMe, it's that I find it incredibly impressive how scammers manage to get into my personal chats without even adding them.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

Just had someone tell me that the videos from outside ICE detention centers - where you can hear people crying for help - are AI. Imagine living in a world where you genuinely believe that any evidence of things you don't like is AI. God I wish I could achieve such levels of delusion.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

It's actually hilarious that ICE agents are confused they're not getting paid like promised. Trump's entire MO has been making false promises and then screwing people over, did you really think you'd be different? You're shocked the man - notorious for not paying his workers - would pay you fairly?

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

Heading people say that a certain magazine is biased against Trump and then looking at the magazine and seeing that it's literally just stating things he did will never not be frustrating to me. Like, bestie..

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 04/02/2026

I love reporting ICE recruitment ads for promoting terrorism ✨✨

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

ICE agents are all just trying to get some extra cash so that they can afford the dick lengthening surgeries and ball implants, cause lord knows they're severely lacking in both right now.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

Um, so I just called my dermatologist and instead of making me wait on the line for like, 10 minutes they're holding my spot in line and calling me back when they're free??? THIS WHOLE TIME THAT WAS AN OPTION??

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

The "Melania" documentary director being photographed with Epstein is the ABSOLUTE MOST UNSURPRISING THING I'VE EVER HEARD.

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Marvin the Paranoid Android @marvintherobot666.bsky.social · 31/01/2026

Swatting is a horrible crime that no one should ever commit. That being said, the next time someone says "They should just comply" I'm calling SWAT on their house to see how well they handle that situation.

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