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Marty McNuggets

@martymcnuggets.bsky.social
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more tasty, tasteful & def NSFW. you know my insta? then keep it goin🙇🏻‍♂️

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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have this new thing that if I see someone I’m following repost their own content more than twice, I will unfollow. I wnna see everyone, not just you!
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
CLEARLY a bottom’s bedroom.
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Turning boys insatiable that it would be ME who ends up saying, “I think we can stop here 😏😈” after four rounds
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Find you a bestie you can be silly with.
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Sudsy.
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
They said Hump Day. But I’m too lazy to post something new.
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Casuals at work is mandatory. If I can go less, I would.
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Pretending I’m posting this to my (nonexistent) 100k followers on here, but really glad there’s only 600 of you.
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Pool day.
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
No but I’m honestly really shy. #NSFW #thirstday
A blurry image of two figures seemingly on a bed doing the deed. Most definitely NSFW
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
priDEMONth.
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Can’t wait to dye my hair back this year
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I dunno what to do with this harness
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Blergh. 😓
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
We love a good lighting.
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
A bunch of heaux.
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
NGL I’m kinda enjoying being above average with this game.
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
You know what…
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
Here. Gotta include a selfie tho.
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I never really posted much “life” lately so here’s a few pics I took at @thotcatalog.bsky.social’s Friendsgiving “Pie Night” this year!
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
I miss my summer blonde era.
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
Hump Day.
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Starting my 38th trip around the sun in a few days.
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Reposting this on a Monday.
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Whatever happened to official game strategy guide books? I still want one.
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
So tired, but I felt cute.
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
After being at a forest music festival for a week I can honestly say for the foreseeable future I will be introverted and now I h8 people. See y’all in the springtime. Lol
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Did someone say “Music Festival”?
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
I really love this game so much. Can’t wait for
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
Bringing a man home to spend 12hrs in bed is very high key right about now.
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
My friend kept twisting my arm to try and wear a thong because “I bet you’d look good in one” and idk how I feel about it but he was right.
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
uhm… I THINK Snapchat is this generation’s AOL/AIM and idk how I feel about it being on the opposite side of the gay experience.
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 14/07/2025
A Little Wispy. www.instagram.com/p/DMEVYPltWI...
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Sun-kissed.
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Live. Laugh. Less a green witch.. more THE GREEN WITCH
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Hello Summer. 🥹
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
Am I allowed to post about some stuff I do on Instagram? www.instagram.com/p/DL93mYURK8...
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
It’s FAT ____ FRIDAY. #fcf
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 10/07/2025
Whose pool can I ransack this summer?
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
My basement is flooded. And by that I didn’t mean my hole.
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
If you have ever felt that 200cc in Mario Kart 8/Deluxe is much faster than it should be, your suspicions are correct. Based on the formula followed by the other engine classes, the speed the game pretends is 200cc is actually 415cc instead.
In Mario Kart 8/Deluxe, 200cc feels much
faster compared to 150cc than 150cc does
compared to 100cc. This is because it actually
is about 38% faster than it should be based
on the ratio between top speed and class
as established by 50cc, 100cc and 150cc.  
If the formula established by the other
engine classes is followed to calculate
the engine class that 200cc should be
based on its top speed, then the result
indicates that the true engine class the
game claims is 200cc is actually 415cc.
Source: reddit.com user "sammy_zammy", reddit.com/comments/1kkd7d5
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
So wait… is everyone back on X? Or are we still debating which app is better? Lol
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
“I’m not like the other girls…” Him:
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Watching, “Actors On Actors” and I’m starting to see which ones are TRUE intellectual artists versus superficial ones. It kinda slays!
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
So excited for Ghost of Yotei I started replaying Ghost of Tsushima and while I still dislike the idea of playing a game where my character’s life is in danger… this was the first PS5 console game I truly enjoyed.
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Kinda a hot take? You know those “funny” vids of people who all of a sudden can’t speak words? I have a theory idk how to back… the “call and response” of information learning is gone, and the general population became passive watchers rather than active readers. Maybe?
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Fuqboi Summer.
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
I’m VERY excited to see @uticaqueen.bsky.social on Project Runway this season… the str8s are NOT READY for FASHUN! #projectrunway2025
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Marty McNuggets @martymcnuggets.bsky.social · 03/06/2025
Normalize setting up playdates with playmates. It’s more fun when things are marked off your calendar and you look forward to a good dickin.
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