Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Buzzing with that win last night man. Still a tough task on Sunday but nice to go in with a win. Looking forward to some £8 pints of Guinness in the nation’s capital HOWEHHHHHH ME BONNY LADS!!!! #NUFC #imsorrysirdidyousayeightpounds 030 0
Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Doing this again tonight lads so I send my apologies in advance #NUFC 020 0
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 02/03/2025Twitter back in the day was mint wasn’t it. Owld Sammy L Jackson trolled me during the London Olympics. Magic. 030 0
Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 02/03/2025That Willock miss man. Genuinely the only excuse for that would have been if he had previously been decapitated and played the game with nee heed #nufc #neeheed 051 0
Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 23/02/2025OOOOOF after seeing the team I reckon Forest continually travel through our midfield like it’s a portal to the magical blowjob kingdom today. #NEWNOT #NUFC 020 0
Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 17/02/2025Pretty sure @mjcryton.bsky.social would’ve been at this one 110 0
Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 15/02/2025Grumpy as fuck after that absolute drizzling shits from #NUFC. Always got a performance like that in us. 030 0
Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Life’s too short lads. Loads of idiots out there talking shite about football. Leave them to it, the dweebs 100 0
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Absolutely loved that game. Proper FA cup football. Absolute dirty clogging bastards Birmingham. Great fun. Fully expect a stitcher of a draw in the next round #NUFC 080 0
Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 08/02/2025@nickheathsport.bsky.social a tip of the cap to you, old friend 010 0
Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Liverpool in the final for #NUFC. Hard game like. But just turn up lads! The final 2 years ago and the 2 in the 90s, we just posted it in. Just have a fucking go and see what happens! We can beat anyone on our day 040 0
Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Punished for staying up late and too many celebratory beers with a classic 5am start by this little fucker but it’s areet because the mags are going to Wembley!! #NUFC #sleep 090 0
Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 01/02/2025My posh accented 5 year old down here in Hampshire whacks “man” on the end of her sentences during the match. Magic 030 0
Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Toon Bluesky is a much nicer place than X/ Twitter but there’s still the odd real-life fringe dweller melting down about #NUFC. Just create an X account man, you’ll be happier over amongst your own. 080 0
Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Nowt worse than a home defeat and a performance like that against a team we should be beating. We usually follow up with a good result though so howehhhhh for Wednesday. #NUFC 020 0
Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 01/02/2025Feel like we’ve not tackled a Fulham player once here man. Shite 000 0
Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 01/02/2025I got grief once for saying it was fun needling mates who support opposing teams in WhatsApp groups. Apparently WhatsApp groups are not cool and I am out of touch. Heheheh. It’s basically just odd fringe dwellers who don’t go outside 010 0
Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 23/01/2025Could be in the minority here but I reckon the #Oasis tour should be a celebration of 25 years since Standing on the Shoulder of Giants. Play the whole thing you cowards!!! #littlejames #iseriouslydoactuallylikeit 000 0
Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Frustrating even when fit though. Not consistent enough - couple of good games then goes missing. A good player to sell unfortunately 000 0
Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Bournemouth were class today. Pressed like demons for literally the entire game. 020 0
Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Freezing cold today watching Hartley Wintney v Harrow Borough in the Isthmian League South Central. 0-0, keeper sent off, fight between 2 70 year old blokes in the stand. Proper football! 010 0
Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 18/01/2025Can almost see my right arm going 100mph to a grainy picture of Sable 001 0
Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 17/01/2025I’ll tell you this for nowt - you’ll never need a shite more than when you’ve got a plumber in your house 040 0
Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Yup makes sense and the relationship with Woodman is there 000 0
Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 12/01/2025Thought Bromley played really well there. Enjoyable tie. Some class goals. Nice to see the toon continue to put the ball in the tateybag #NUFC #tateybag 110 0
Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 10/01/2025I don’t want a new stadium really, but kind of do because then you know how arsed the Saudis are. Big money either way of course. 110 0
Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 09/01/2025Not many worse feelings than forgetting to cancel beer52 and having to pay full price for a box. Feels so wrong. 000 0
Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 08/01/2025media.tenor.coma man is holding a world heavyweight wrestling championship belt .ALT: a man is holding a world heavyweight wrestling championship belt . 000 0
Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Newcastle are serious contenders for top 4 and the cup this season. Scraped through the early season and it’s clicked. Heads screwed on, aggression back. Magic. Go out the cup on Saturday home to Bromley. Heheh. #NUFC 030 0
Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 07/01/2025Shitting the proverbial brick about tonight man. Keep it tight. Tight like a toyger #NUFC #toyt 050 0
Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Bit harsh on Howe but hopefully the contract talks with King Kev go well 000 0
Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 03/01/2025Not quite, substitute Tindall for Jacob Murphy and you’re there! 110 0
Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 31/12/2024Still buzzing with last night man. Bit gutted we didn’t put ten past them though! #NUFC 070 0
Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 26/12/2024WHOOOOOOO what a result for the toon man. Played class. If we could finish even 50% more chances we’d score minimum 6 every week. #NUFC 020 0
Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 22/12/2024I’d like to think even Peter Drury’s shame chip has a limit 000 0
Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Did Liverpool sign Carroll and Enrique basically because of this goal 000 0