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@martryton.bsky.social
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Exiled Geordie, dad, beer enjoyer, Springsteen lover and wrestling fan based in Hampshire. #NUFC

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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Haha. It’s not the best like
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Newcastle WON a CUP man. A CUP!!!!! #NUFC #acup
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
Buzzing with that win last night man. Still a tough task on Sunday but nice to go in with a win. Looking forward to some £8 pints of Guinness in the nation’s capital HOWEHHHHHH ME BONNY LADS!!!! #NUFC #imsorrysirdidyousayeightpounds
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Doing this again tonight lads so I send my apologies in advance #NUFC
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He does this every Friday. @doesthiseveryfr.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
He does this every Friday.
Dana Carvey as Garth from Wayne’s World with the caption “he does this every Friday.”
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
Twitter back in the day was mint wasn’t it. Owld Sammy L Jackson trolled me during the London Olympics. Magic.
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
That Willock miss man. Genuinely the only excuse for that would have been if he had previously been decapitated and played the game with nee heed #nufc #neeheed
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
OOOOOF after seeing the team I reckon Forest continually travel through our midfield like it’s a portal to the magical blowjob kingdom today. #NEWNOT #NUFC
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Pretty sure @mjcryton.bsky.social would’ve been at this one
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Grumpy as fuck after that absolute drizzling shits from #NUFC. Always got a performance like that in us.
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
Life’s too short lads. Loads of idiots out there talking shite about football. Leave them to it, the dweebs
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He does this every Friday. @doesthiseveryfr.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
He does this every Friday.
Dana Carvey from Wayne’s World with the caption “He Does This Every Friday.”
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Absolutely loved that game. Proper FA cup football. Absolute dirty clogging bastards Birmingham. Great fun. Fully expect a stitcher of a draw in the next round #NUFC
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
@nickheathsport.bsky.social a tip of the cap to you, old friend
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Liverpool in the final for #NUFC. Hard game like. But just turn up lads! The final 2 years ago and the 2 in the 90s, we just posted it in. Just have a fucking go and see what happens! We can beat anyone on our day
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Lee Ryder’s internal monologue right there
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Punished for staying up late and too many celebratory beers with a classic 5am start by this little fucker but it’s areet because the mags are going to Wembley!! #NUFC #sleep
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
SUIT MEASURED #NUFC
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
My posh accented 5 year old down here in Hampshire whacks “man” on the end of her sentences during the match. Magic
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Toon Bluesky is a much nicer place than X/ Twitter but there’s still the odd real-life fringe dweller melting down about #NUFC. Just create an X account man, you’ll be happier over amongst your own.
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Nowt worse than a home defeat and a performance like that against a team we should be beating. We usually follow up with a good result though so howehhhhh for Wednesday. #NUFC
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Sigh
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
Feel like we’ve not tackled a Fulham player once here man. Shite
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 01/02/2025
I got grief once for saying it was fun needling mates who support opposing teams in WhatsApp groups. Apparently WhatsApp groups are not cool and I am out of touch. Heheheh. It’s basically just odd fringe dwellers who don’t go outside
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Could be in the minority here but I reckon the #Oasis tour should be a celebration of 25 years since Standing on the Shoulder of Giants. Play the whole thing you cowards!!! #littlejames #iseriouslydoactuallylikeit
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Grim
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Frustrating even when fit though. Not consistent enough - couple of good games then goes missing. A good player to sell unfortunately
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Bournemouth were class today. Pressed like demons for literally the entire game.
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Freezing cold today watching Hartley Wintney v Harrow Borough in the Isthmian League South Central. 0-0, keeper sent off, fight between 2 70 year old blokes in the stand. Proper football!
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
Can almost see my right arm going 100mph to a grainy picture of Sable
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I’ll tell you this for nowt - you’ll never need a shite more than when you’ve got a plumber in your house
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Yup makes sense and the relationship with Woodman is there
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
Thought Bromley played really well there. Enjoyable tie. Some class goals. Nice to see the toon continue to put the ball in the tateybag #NUFC #tateybag
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
The Castore stuff was truly, truly terrible wasn’t it.
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
I don’t want a new stadium really, but kind of do because then you know how arsed the Saudis are. Big money either way of course.
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 09/01/2025
Not many worse feelings than forgetting to cancel beer52 and having to pay full price for a box. Feels so wrong.
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
media.tenor.com
a man is holding a world heavyweight wrestling championship belt .
ALT: a man is holding a world heavyweight wrestling championship belt .
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Newcastle are serious contenders for top 4 and the cup this season. Scraped through the early season and it’s clicked. Heads screwed on, aggression back. Magic. Go out the cup on Saturday home to Bromley. Heheh. #NUFC
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Shitting the proverbial brick about tonight man. Keep it tight. Tight like a toyger #NUFC #toyt
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Bit harsh on Howe but hopefully the contract talks with King Kev go well
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
#TOTNEW
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Not quite, substitute Tindall for Jacob Murphy and you’re there!
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
Howehhhhhhhhh #NUFC
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
Still buzzing with last night man. Bit gutted we didn’t put ten past them though! #NUFC
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
WHOOOOOOO what a result for the toon man. Played class. If we could finish even 50% more chances we’d score minimum 6 every week. #NUFC
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
I’d like to think even Peter Drury’s shame chip has a limit
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Doesn’t stop any shots really
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
Chelsea contract
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
Did Liverpool sign Carroll and Enrique basically because of this goal
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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
It’s still just really nice not having the ads
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