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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 18/03/2025

Newcastle WON a CUP man. A CUP!!!!! #NUFC #acup

Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 11/03/2025

Buzzing with that win last night man. Still a tough task on Sunday but nice to go in with a win. Looking forward to some £8 pints of Guinness in the nation’s capital HOWEHHHHHH ME BONNY LADS!!!! #NUFC #imsorrysirdidyousayeightpounds

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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 10/03/2025

Doing this again tonight lads so I send my apologies in advance #NUFC

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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

Twitter back in the day was mint wasn’t it. Owld Sammy L Jackson trolled me during the London Olympics. Magic.

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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 02/03/2025

That Willock miss man. Genuinely the only excuse for that would have been if he had previously been decapitated and played the game with nee heed #nufc #neeheed

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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

OOOOOF after seeing the team I reckon Forest continually travel through our midfield like it’s a portal to the magical blowjob kingdom today. #NEWNOT #NUFC

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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Grumpy as fuck after that absolute drizzling shits from #NUFC. Always got a performance like that in us.

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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 08/02/2025

Absolutely loved that game. Proper FA cup football. Absolute dirty clogging bastards Birmingham. Great fun. Fully expect a stitcher of a draw in the next round #NUFC

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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Liverpool in the final for #NUFC. Hard game like. But just turn up lads! The final 2 years ago and the 2 in the 90s, we just posted it in. Just have a fucking go and see what happens! We can beat anyone on our day

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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 06/02/2025

Punished for staying up late and too many celebratory beers with a classic 5am start by this little fucker but it’s areet because the mags are going to Wembley!! #NUFC #sleep

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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Toon Bluesky is a much nicer place than X/ Twitter but there’s still the odd real-life fringe dweller melting down about #NUFC. Just create an X account man, you’ll be happier over amongst your own.

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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Nowt worse than a home defeat and a performance like that against a team we should be beating. We usually follow up with a good result though so howehhhhh for Wednesday. #NUFC

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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 01/02/2025

Feel like we’ve not tackled a Fulham player once here man. Shite

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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 23/01/2025

Could be in the minority here but I reckon the #Oasis tour should be a celebration of 25 years since Standing on the Shoulder of Giants. Play the whole thing you cowards!!! #littlejames #iseriouslydoactuallylikeit

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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Bournemouth were class today. Pressed like demons for literally the entire game.

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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Freezing cold today watching Hartley Wintney v Harrow Borough in the Isthmian League South Central. 0-0, keeper sent off, fight between 2 70 year old blokes in the stand. Proper football!

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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 18/01/2025

Can almost see my right arm going 100mph to a grainy picture of Sable

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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 17/01/2025

I’ll tell you this for nowt - you’ll never need a shite more than when you’ve got a plumber in your house

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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 12/01/2025

Thought Bromley played really well there. Enjoyable tie. Some class goals. Nice to see the toon continue to put the ball in the tateybag #NUFC #tateybag

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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 09/01/2025

Not many worse feelings than forgetting to cancel beer52 and having to pay full price for a box. Feels so wrong.

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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Newcastle are serious contenders for top 4 and the cup this season. Scraped through the early season and it’s clicked. Heads screwed on, aggression back. Magic. Go out the cup on Saturday home to Bromley. Heheh. #NUFC

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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 07/01/2025

Shitting the proverbial brick about tonight man. Keep it tight. Tight like a toyger #NUFC #toyt

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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 04/01/2025

Bit harsh on Howe but hopefully the contract talks with King Kev go well

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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 31/12/2024

Still buzzing with last night man. Bit gutted we didn’t put ten past them though! #NUFC

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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

WHOOOOOOO what a result for the toon man. Played class. If we could finish even 50% more chances we’d score minimum 6 every week. #NUFC

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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 04/12/2024

Oof the toon have gone for the Bruno, Joe, Tonali invisible midfield again. Against Liverpool. Medic #NUFC

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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Fuck off Newcastle man. Hopeless

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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

#NUFC opting for the “pass straight through us” midfield today if previous performances have taught us anything

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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 25/11/2024

Did not enjoy watching that match with two West Ham fans in a pub run by a West Ham fan. In rural Hampshire. All fart, nee shite #nufc

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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

Bluesky is nice and all but untapped is still the social media highlight of my life currently. Sweet, sweet weird IPAs

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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 22/11/2024

I reckon 35-50% of people who join a Teams call on the hour were on the shitter 2 minutes earlier.

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Mart @martryton.bsky.social · 20/11/2024

Like the idea of bluesky. So many knackers on twitter that even if like me you don’t engage with many of them, you still waste hours reading the musings of complete morons.

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