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Martinion

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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Will give my thoughts after seeing it o7
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Looking forward to seeing it tbh, not even as a contrarian. Had no idea people even talked about it 😂 Maybe hitting it up this weekend
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My baby boooyyyyyyyy!!! I'm gonna be staring at this for the next two weeks
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
beard has now reached the length where I can braid it. Short braids, sure, but will keep growing
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If I weren't too socially awkward to scream at the gym I'm sure I could increase my reps by 2 on every exercise
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Take that, mirror!
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Limited myself to no duplicates, or else half the entries would be Chrono Trigger
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I want to escape. I want to break free. Send me to Mars. That would be good for me
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Went through the same dilemma when drawing one for my spyro 100% badges. Wanted to do one color for each game, but ended up drawing sparx instead cause it just looked like ass and not recognizable as the game collectible LMAO
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Waking up at 3am can give you a new perspective in life. Like, maybe I should grind for that dragon pickaxe I've wanted for a long while instead of trying to go back to sleep
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Looking in the mirror and liking what I see kinda fucks imma b real
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
(also, looked it up and wdym his *undercover* name is Margit?? I'll go undercover. I'll use the name "Morten", no one will know it's me)
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I have no idea what any of this means, but I support you 100%
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The bubble can't burst soon enough
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They are?? Bummer
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Mental detoxing is nice from time to time
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I'm not brainrotted enough for this I think
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Beat their ass, legally speaking
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
That tiny sliver of hope never truly leaves
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
You don't take regular flights over the atlantic to shop at wall mart?? But think of all the savings you can get!!
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I don't know where this came from, and I blame exam stress
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Watching a video about computer networking from 2021, and suddenly felt myself having a flash forward to a far off future where technology from 2021 is considered relatively ancient, and observing the video as if learning about antiquated technology
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Giggling to myself as I implement the dumbest shit ever into my stream setup. Even if only I find it funny in the end, it will be worth it 😎
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Finding the value in 'being me'
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
It's really ass, but it's *my* ass
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Hmmmmmmm
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Look at him go
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
True ending achieved. I am in *dire* need of a DLC or sequel
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
If it walks like a furry 🤔
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Destroy the vessel
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Can a bird without wings ever fly?
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I want to KICK something, and that something might be a loaf of bread
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I want to break free
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Ate moldy bread 🤢 Buying bread is so fucking useless, it just molds before I can finish it. Half a loaf straight in the trash
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Sometimes I just wanna stay in my dreams. Much cooler world than reality. Imagine the AR scenarios one could make with this tech?? A full game world with no gadgets strapped to you. All coming from a projector
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Dreamt solid light projection was a technology which existed, and it had already been optimised to the point a lite version could project from your phone. Touching the projected object gave slight haptic feedback(just touch pressure, no texture) and reaction. Like, putty would deform when touched
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Just finished pragmata. As predicted it made me cry. Good game, good ending. Now to contend with the empty void which has formed inside me
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I have no idea how a passkey functions, and have absolutely no interest in finding out 😂 Just sounds like some kind of techie "there's no new features to add, let's invent one" type of thing, not gonna lie
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Too good at faking, severally underperforming in the making department. Maybe acting could be a good career for me?
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Fake it 'til you make it? More like fake it 'til someone gets hurt for relying on you
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I want to break free from this flesh prison
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I can smell my ears and it's disgusting
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RJ 🌹🐺 @shoren18.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Y’all’s daily reminder
Kirby holding a longsword and saying “RESPECT
TRANS PEOPLE OR DIE!”
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Sorry, you have to buy my left now. Bids are non-refundable
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Two parts of me have been clashing for a long while, and a victor seems to be emerging. I just hope it's the right one
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The most important step a man can take is always the next one
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Sometimes it feels like my life history has aligned perfectly to make my plans possible, and I think that's beautiful
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
damn already got an offer, and the tuition was a lot cheaper than I had anticipated also. Just need to prove my english skills before I can accept
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Site stopped crashing and application sent. Now we wait. Couldn't apply for a student apartment yet, will have to check when they start taking applications
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Just eat the moon???
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