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Martinion

@martinion.bsky.social
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
beard has now reached the length where I can braid it. Short braids, sure, but will keep growing
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
If I weren't too socially awkward to scream at the gym I'm sure I could increase my reps by 2 on every exercise
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I want to escape. I want to break free. Send me to Mars. That would be good for me
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Waking up at 3am can give you a new perspective in life. Like, maybe I should grind for that dragon pickaxe I've wanted for a long while instead of trying to go back to sleep
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Looking in the mirror and liking what I see kinda fucks imma b real
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Mental detoxing is nice from time to time
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Watching a video about computer networking from 2021, and suddenly felt myself having a flash forward to a far off future where technology from 2021 is considered relatively ancient, and observing the video as if learning about antiquated technology
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Giggling to myself as I implement the dumbest shit ever into my stream setup. Even if only I find it funny in the end, it will be worth it 😎
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Finding the value in 'being me'
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Look at him go
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Destroy the vessel
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Can a bird without wings ever fly?
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I want to break free
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Ate moldy bread 🤢 Buying bread is so fucking useless, it just molds before I can finish it. Half a loaf straight in the trash
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Dreamt solid light projection was a technology which existed, and it had already been optimised to the point a lite version could project from your phone. Touching the projected object gave slight haptic feedback(just touch pressure, no texture) and reaction. Like, putty would deform when touched
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Just finished pragmata. As predicted it made me cry. Good game, good ending. Now to contend with the empty void which has formed inside me
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Fake it 'til you make it? More like fake it 'til someone gets hurt for relying on you
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
I want to break free from this flesh prison
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
I can smell my ears and it's disgusting
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RJ 🌹🐺 @shoren18.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Y’all’s daily reminder
Kirby holding a longsword and saying “RESPECT
TRANS PEOPLE OR DIE!”
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Two parts of me have been clashing for a long while, and a victor seems to be emerging. I just hope it's the right one
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The most important step a man can take is always the next one
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Sometimes it feels like my life history has aligned perfectly to make my plans possible, and I think that's beautiful
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Every plan or project I get involved in always goes to shit. The universe is telling me to stay in my fucking lane. So tired. Don't want to do anything anymore
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
chrono cross for steam suffers from frequent random crashes... man. Dunno if I can be arsed to even get invested. Maybe one day
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I love spicy food, but man do I regret it the day after. Every time. Do I learn? Absolutely not
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Getting really nervous. Have applied to study abroad for a semester, and my school has listed the school I plan to go abroad to as a partner. However, looking at the other schools list of partners, my school is not listed...
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I have absolutely no interest in ever playing a resident evil game, but I'll gladly join thirsting for Leon cause GODDAMN. I need him to hold me in his arms and whisper me to sleep
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Waiting on my food @ mcdonalds and all I'm able to think about is what a massive fuckup I am 🧍‍♂️
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
No energy today, so watching a 13 hour video about bionicle lore
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Finished dredge. It was... fine. It had a story you could see coming a mile away, and the gameplay was pretty basic to the point I found it lacking. Still, I was moderately entertained for 8 hours
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
What twisted god gave me a palate for spicy food, but not the body to handle it?
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Me: I have so many unplayed games, maybe I should start working through them Also me: Damn, I really want to replay Chrono trigger, FFX, FFXV, FFVIIRb, spore...
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
I feel I have the weirdest sense of pride. I'll draw the wonkiest drawing you've ever seen, and then just admire it for 10 minutes straight. Like man, it's just a few pencil lines in the vague shape of a humanoid, but I made that shit with my own two hands and I love it. Is this weird??
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Can't sleep. Thinking about the nature of humanity instead. Hmm, yes, much to think about
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Newest episode of a knight of the seven kingdoms made me cry. It's officially a good show
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
I want to defy gravity
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Hungry... but bed comfy... lecture cancelled... ZZZZZZZZ
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Having physics and chemistry this semester, and wondering why I'm becoming a data engineer instead of a physicist or a chemist. Truly a forgotten passion of the teenage Onion
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Tempted to get a masters in civil engineering. Would it be a little bit indulgent? Mayhaps. However, unlike data engineer, civil engineer is a protected title
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
The biggest step forward I've taken in recent years is realizing I'm not "tired of being me", but instead "tired of trying to be who others want me to be" Many of those who have tried to help me haven't been helping ME. They've been trying to make me into someone they can help.
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
I hate having physics, because it just makes me wish I was becoming a rocket engineer instead of a data engineer (are rocket engineers even useful??)
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
I am me, and that's who I'll always be. Who "me" is will change, but it will always be who I am
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
I declare 2026 to be year of the Onion. I will not elaborate. Happy new year and good night
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Being human is exhausting. I sympathize with those few who break, and claim to be other species instead. I'd be a pig
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Can't go on walks cause my knees are weak and the roads frosty. My DnD campaign on break until after new years. The campaign I'm a player in on break until the end of January. What am a man to do
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Seasonal depression ain't too bad. It deciding to team up with my regular depression is the problem
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
Got mcdonalds breakfast before heading to morning bed. Almost forgot to be depressed for a sec. Feels nice
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
soul empy
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Martinion @martinion.bsky.social · 24/11/2025
Woke up early today. Got borgar as consolation
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