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Martin Pollard @martin0566.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Goddamn, I miss having a president.

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Martin Pollard @martin0566.bsky.social · 02/07/2026

"I want her manning a radar tower in Alaska by the end of the day. Just mail her her clothes."

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Martin Pollard @martin0566.bsky.social · 16/06/2026

I gave a person I used to follow another chance, but he's still such a "dark cloud behind the silver lining" cynic that I had to unfollow him again. I harbor no illusions about the Democrats, but I simply can't handle someone's constant doom-and-gloom prognostications every goddamn day.

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Martin Pollard @martin0566.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

A clear example of "winning the battles but losing the war." The losingest loser that has ever lost.

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Martin Pollard @martin0566.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

The proper response to write under that charming statement: "You should only be so lucky!"

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Martin Pollard @martin0566.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

I'm not saying that the Nerd Prom shooting was staged... ... but it was staged.

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Martin Pollard @martin0566.bsky.social · 07/04/2026

"I didn't want to nuke your country back to the Stone Age, but you *made* me do it." - Pedolf Shitler

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Martin Pollard @martin0566.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Everyone needs to bookmark this, because when his day finally comes, you just KNOW that the MAGA cult will try to rip us to shreds for celebrating and "not showing proper respect."

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Martin Pollard @martin0566.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

"If you don't eat your Iran, you can't have any Cuba! How can you have any Cuba if you don't eat your Iran?"

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Martin Pollard @martin0566.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

NARRATOR: And with that poor choice of words, Lindsey-Belle Butchmeup instantly destroyed years of hard work attempting to improve his masculine image.

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Martin Pollard @martin0566.bsky.social · 15/11/2025

Translation: "I never thought the leopards would eat *MY* face!!! 😭😭😭"

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Dr. Jack Brown @drjackbrown.bsky.social · 17/09/2025

"I can abhor the violence that took your life, but I don't have to celebrate how you chose to live." Pastor Howard-John Wesley

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Martin Pollard @martin0566.bsky.social · 05/08/2025

Wouldn't AI generating AI for a movie about AI featuring AI characters trigger a deadly recursive feedback loop? 🤔

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Martin Pollard @martin0566.bsky.social · 23/07/2025

Imma gonna do my part, you can bet your sweet bippy on that.

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Randi Mayem Singer @rmayemsinger.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

seems accurate.

Army vet says marchers were out of step in parade because they didn't want to be there on a Saturday.

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Martin Pollard @martin0566.bsky.social · 15/06/2025

Awww, poor Emperor TACO haz the sadz, and the Slovenian Time Share looks like she'd rather be anywhere else. And Lil' Marco Rubio's barely-tried-to-hide-it bored yawn is 👨🏻‍🍳's 💋.

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Paul Park @pauljunhyuk.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

In other news, the leopard obesity epidemic is causing significant concern in their community. “I’ve tried Ozempic, but there’s so much delicious face to eat,” said Panthera Pardus, local leopard. “I’m just doing my civic duty, please stop fat-shaming me.”

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Martin Pollard @martin0566.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

As Tywin Lannister would probably say: "Any man who must say 'I am the President' is no true President."

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Martin Pollard @martin0566.bsky.social · 05/01/2025

Phony Stark talks a good game, but when you actually listen to what he's saying, you discover that he's an idiot. He's a dumb person's idea of a smart person, all because he has the gift of making BS sound like wisdom (just like his incoming bought-and-paid-for Puppet President).

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Martin Pollard @martin0566.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

That really sucks. As a DoorDash driver, I used to pick up quite a few big orders from my local store. Thanks a lot, vulture capitalists, for sucking dry yet another company and throwing its empty husk on the side of the road as you move on to your next victim. 🤬

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Martin Pollard @martin0566.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

"St. Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can't go, I owe my soul to the company store."

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Martin Pollard @martin0566.bsky.social · 30/11/2024

Heard a dance version of Phil Collins' "In the Air Tonight" in a restaurant while picking up food late last night. Words cannot adequately describe how many levels of wrong that was. 😭

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a close up of a man 's face in a dark room in a dark room .

Alt: A young Phil Collins reacting to a dance version of his hit song "In the Air Tonight." He is not pleased.

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Martin Pollard @martin0566.bsky.social · 23/11/2024

Hate can only survive when it has enemies to feed on. When those are gone, it turns on itself.

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Martin Pollard @martin0566.bsky.social · 12/11/2024

Fed up with politics and it's only Tuesday? Here's a picture of my dog Midget, perched on her throne. She's a true mutt, a mix of about a dozen breeds. "Don't pigeonhole me, hoomin!" 😂

My dog Midget laying down on the top cushion of my sectional sofa, looking at the camera

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Martin Pollard @martin0566.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

Veteran's Day, where we honor the brave men and women who fought for the rights and freedoms that, sadly, this country apparently no longer thinks are worthy enough to fight for.

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Martin Pollard @martin0566.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

Finally deactivated my NaziChan account. There are accounts I was following over there that I'm going to miss (Motor City Comic Con, Mark Hamill, The Digital Bits, and a few others), but removing the abuse to my psyche takes precedence. 👍🏻

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Martin Pollard @martin0566.bsky.social · 10/11/2024

He is not a normal Republican, @npr.org. He is a fascist. And you are sanewashing him in order to preserve your funding. For this and your past coddling of the right, you deserve to be defunded and disappeared into the dustbin of history.

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