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Martianman @martianman.bsky.social · 29/06/2026

The cops and other various government entities tell all of us to not be concerned with Flock and a surveillance state, arresting people based on AI; but when a woman files a complaint fearing for her life from a stalker, she's told "we can't do anything unless something happens to you".

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Martianman @martianman.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

It cracks me up to hear conservative folk crap on solar but love Flock.

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Martianman @martianman.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

Me: "Hey Jon Husted what is up with tax payer dollars being used to prop up the promotion of religion in this country, that's against the law." Husted: "Great to hear from a constituent and you know sometimes we disagree with each other"

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Martianman @martianman.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Looking good FedEx. Friday was the next business day, btw, and this still hasn't been delivered (it's Saturday).

Print screen of a package that was put on a FedEx truck for delivery then was sent back to the FedEx facility for no reason given

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Mickey @mickey8255.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

Newly Resurfaced Evidence- Donald Trump Misconduct With Children 2.26.26 open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

open.substack.com

Video Reveals Trump’s Sexual Misconduct With Children

Newly resurfaced evidence.

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Martianman @martianman.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

Me: gets off toilet Smart Watch: "Hey good job at staying active"

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Martianman @martianman.bsky.social · 29/01/2026

People who say the are self-employed yet have "Open To Work" on their LinkedIn profile never fail to disappoint. Today's example owns their own small business--a ministry--but they're "open to work to support the lifestyle we're accustomed to" (actually in their bio).

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Martianman @martianman.bsky.social · 28/12/2025

And people wonder why fans chanted "Fire Tomlin" earlier this season.

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Martianman @martianman.bsky.social · 26/12/2025

Thank goodness someone is addressing the important topics in Florida. www.flsenate.gov/Session/Bill...

flsenate.gov

Senate Bill 958 (2026) - The Florida Senate

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Martianman @martianman.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

If Mike Norvell had to fill out a year end review for himself like in the corporate world: * Had a 1000 yard WR * Doubled conference win total from prior year * Won more than 2x the number of games from prior year * 5-2 home record * Consistent away record * Beat probable SEC Champ

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Martianman @martianman.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

I still do not understand how this FSU team is this f'ing bad away from Doak. It should be studied for future coaching generations.

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Martianman @martianman.bsky.social · 30/11/2025

When I play NCAA 26, I get excited when I play teams using a 3-3-5 defense because I run all over them. I appreciate DJ coming back--I wish the team could have played better for him but he should get his money in the draft.

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Martianman @martianman.bsky.social · 22/11/2025

I bet $5 (which was basically a birthday bonus bet from the app) on NC State over FSU and I had been never more confident in a bet.

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Alanah Pearce @alanahpearce.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Here’s my breakdown of EA’s pending sale… to Saudi Arabia… and why this is much, much bigger than video games. I’m late to this from a ‘news’ perspective obviously, but it’s because I worked on this video for about a month. youtu.be/yOzFyrRH_sw

youtu.be

I probably shouldn't post this

YouTube video by Charalanahzard

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Martianman @martianman.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

Why does the guy in the 4Patriots emergency meal and generator commercials look like he lives off the emergency meals and a generator.

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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 08/11/2025

40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion

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Martianman @martianman.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

"Vaccines will help save your life, and we will just give them to you for free" "They have microchips and kill more than they save, pass." "GLP-1s were created for one purpose but it looks like they help lose weight but we don't know the long-term..." GIVE IT TO ME I'LL PAY YOU DOUBLE FOR IT

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Martianman @martianman.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

Yahoo finance reporting that layoffs in October were the worst they've been in over 20 years, and in the same breath you see that 75% of Tesla stockholders approved a $1 trillion package for Musk. Unreal.

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Martianman @martianman.bsky.social · 07/11/2025

YouTubeTV has suggested to me to sign up for the ESPN app if I want to see sports on "Disney channels":

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Martianman @martianman.bsky.social · 05/11/2025

It's amazing when people finally realize that a person that lies 100% of the time is, in fact, a liar.

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Martianman @martianman.bsky.social · 02/11/2025

What a sports day. Clemson, Miami and Florida all lose and FSU wins. Good sleeping tonight.

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Martianman @martianman.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

Good lord this FSU defense is terrible. And I'm not even watching.

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Martianman @martianman.bsky.social · 11/10/2025

@sickoscommittee.org ALERT. I'm at the Akron/Miami OH game and with 10 minutes left in the half we are scoreless with a turnover, 3 punts and a missed FG. #MACTION

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Martianman @martianman.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Kevin Stefanski and Shedeur Sanders:

Anakin/Padme meme where Stefanksi tells Sanders they traded Flacco and Sanders assumes he will be the backup

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Martianman @martianman.bsky.social · 23/09/2025

So my college is doing a new search for a president, and one of the people on the committee is from The Heritage Foundation and not a single POC on the committee either. I pointed this out to both my alumni rep, and also to the school itself, and crickets. I'll donate my money elsewhere, thanks.

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Martianman @martianman.bsky.social · 08/09/2025

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice in Chains

Album cover for Skid Row's second album, "Slave to the Grind"

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Martianman @martianman.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Jesus this Steelers defense is worse than last year. And Broderick Jones needs to never see the field again.

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Andy @andy.wrestlejoy.com · 07/09/2025

So happy Dalton is back #AEWCollision

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Desarrayed @desarrayed.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

social media gold

Follow + HE

bob_harris_uk 2d So, as a bloke, could a lady please explain the difference between a Left and Right Tampon?

picture: two tampax tampons, one labeled with an 'L' and one with an 'R'

The L tampon supports your right to choose and comes with free healthcare while the R packet is actually empty because only whores use tampons to stem the bloody tears of a disappointed uterus, Bob.

traciesearing: It's not left and right, champ. It's light and regular. But thanks for confirming why men shouldn't be in charge of reproductive health policy.

thediaryofrihanna: Why are ppl roasting him? It's an honest question. You wear the L if your favorite Taylor Swift album is Lover and the R if its Reputation.

ladypartsdoc: As an Ob/Gyn, I feel compelled to answer. It's basically a choose your own adventure situation, and choosing L or R depends on the type of period you want to have. L is for 'Lovely', you wake up feeling awesome, get lots of compliments, and everything goes your way. R is for 'Raging', you feel awful, and

I know it's different over there in the UK with your parliamentary system, but here in the USA, L is for Democrats and R is for psychopaths.

scrappy: Totally tracks that a man could go his whole life and not realize we have two separate vaginas to attend to.

brittle_14: pictured - a women's health summit from Trump's first term with the words "not a single woman was invited to the white house meeting on women's health

L = light flow which means you have 20 minutes or a hard sneeze before you completely underestimated what is actually going to happen and an underwear change is coming. R = Regular flow which means you have an hour, or a hard sneeze, before it's a bloodbath. There is also S for Super which simply means stay home cause you're just asking for trouble otherwise.

voxoutthebox: One tampon always tells the truth. One tampon always lies.

yvonnelorkinsta: Lefty loosey righty tighty

alliewarshaw: As a vagina owner I appreciate you asking instead of trying to tell me why they're left and right.

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The Associated Press @apnews.com · 31/08/2025

New quarterback Tommy Castellanos led a punishing rushing attack for Florida State with 78 yards and a touchdown as the Seminoles stunned No. 8 Alabama 31-17 on Saturday, ending the Crimson Tide’s streak of 23 straight wins in season openers.

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Florida State stuns No. 8 Alabama 31-17, delivering blow to Crimson Tide's playoff hopes

New quarterback Tommy Castellanos led a punishing rushing attack for Florida State with 78 yards and a touchdown as the Seminoles stunned No. 8 Alabama 31-17, ending the Crimson Tide’s streak of 23 straight wins in season openers.

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Martianman @martianman.bsky.social · 27/06/2025

The same dumbasses that refused to take vaccines b/c they "have microchips to track us" will be the first in line to get a government sponsored "fitness wearable".

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Martianman @martianman.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

I disconnected my Xfinity service like a month ago b/c we moved. It took 6+ phone calls to do it. Then I get an email today stating that if I don't pay my balance I'm going to collections. My balance is 0.00 according to them. The rep tells me that the bill hasn't been generated yet so "don't worry"

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Martianman @martianman.bsky.social · 23/04/2025

I watch AEW for the plot. The plot:

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Martianman @martianman.bsky.social · 21/04/2025

RFK Jr says autistic people can't contribute to society, but people also defended Elon on the whole Ratzi salute by saying it was because of autism. So I'm very confused.

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Martianman @martianman.bsky.social · 14/04/2025

I stg I have never gotten as much attention from Xfinity after I've canceled service. Their customer service is a joke, but if you try to cancel, they will come short of jerking you off to keep you. We moved, and I told them this MULTIPLE TIMES but they keep calling me to ask why I canceled. jfc

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Martianman @martianman.bsky.social · 13/04/2025

Just a random thought--if I was 6' 3" tall and weighed 224 lbs, I would be considered overweight and close to obese by the government-backed science known as BMI. #DumpyTrumpy

BMI reading for a 6'3" person weighing 224 lbs means the fat president is fat

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