Marty @martensitic.e-sweatpants.com · 30/03/2026I invited Blan Zuku to trade federation seder before I realized my wife roasted a big ol Zuku, AITA 010
Marty @martensitic.e-sweatpants.com · 23/03/2026Early favorite in Taking a Dump in the Family Restroom 010
Marty @martensitic.e-sweatpants.com · 08/03/2026The real kick in the pants is that classic rock radio mostly plays Pearl Jam now, and oldies radio doesn't exist at all to fill in behind. It's the Eagles lament 000
Marty @martensitic.e-sweatpants.com · 18/02/2026"Let's put an LED sign on it for messages" "Ok but what messages?" "Yeah I guess just hard code it to always say BANANAS" 110
Marty @martensitic.e-sweatpants.com · 03/12/2025Laugh but the "egg cream soda" of seltzer, milk, and syrup is a beloved favorite here. It doesn't actually have egg in it which somehow makes it even worse 100
Marty @martensitic.e-sweatpants.com · 09/11/2025I startled it once and I swear it peed on the counter 100
Reposted by Martydeedee megajuju smith-schuster @lpwo.bsky.social · 06/11/2025danzig: i got something to say danzig’s lawyer: 😳 0183
Marty @martensitic.e-sweatpants.com · 06/11/2025They could restrict non-Part 121 at Class B during shortages. Effectively what they do every TFR. But those jets mostly use smaller fields anyway and it doesn't help tracon/center 0110
Marty @martensitic.e-sweatpants.com · 20/10/2025I started my 10 year old on Jurassic Park last night and she learned "foreshadowing" and "hubris" 110
Marty @martensitic.e-sweatpants.com · 06/10/2025The normal rules of having something better to do don't always apply 000
Marty @martensitic.e-sweatpants.com · 06/10/2025While back at Costco some older women were out of their cars arguing in a foreign language over a parking spot they were both nosed into. I walk up and tell one hey I'm gonna pull out right here you can have it no need to fight! After a beat she was like thanks but SHE NEEDS TO KNOW and went back in 110
Marty @martensitic.e-sweatpants.com · 02/10/2025Got Game 3 tickets, don't really have a horse in the race I just want Bregman to have a good time 110
Marty @martensitic.e-sweatpants.com · 20/08/2025The FAA still requires you to learn to use a slide rule flight computer ("E6B") to get a pilot license. They're pretty nifty: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E6B The AI disclaimer writes itself though. AVOID USING COPILOT TO CO PILOTen.wikipedia.orgE6B - Wikipedia 1225
Marty @martensitic.e-sweatpants.com · 20/08/2025NO GROK I SPECIFICALLY SAID IN THE PROMPT: NOT-LASAGNA HANDS 020
Marty @martensitic.e-sweatpants.com · 19/08/2025Ngl I thought a Dyson Sphere was what I been pulling out the vacuum since we got a dog. It doesn't itself seem to solve a lot of problems, unless maybe you're the dog 100
Marty @martensitic.e-sweatpants.com · 30/07/2025It overlooked that TX-38 will be shifted to become Italy 111
Marty @martensitic.e-sweatpants.com · 20/06/2025Early findings of my double blind study where no one says sorry don't show a statistically significant difference 110
Marty @martensitic.e-sweatpants.com · 20/06/2025Bucees novelty "weather rock if it's wet it's raining" ass medicine 110
Marty @martensitic.e-sweatpants.com · 20/06/2025Broken toe is one of those things you pay the copay to confirm but the official remedy is like "you're gonna want to wait for it to not be broken anymore" 110
Marty @martensitic.e-sweatpants.com · 13/06/2025Ok but if we're doing a trolley problem here those other six dummy kids were completely fine 000
Marty @martensitic.e-sweatpants.com · 06/06/2025Why not just put the fountain behind plexiglass doors you need an associate to come over and open for you 0110
Marty @martensitic.e-sweatpants.com · 06/06/2025He's visibly not breathing! I know a lot of Irish folks and without exception they all respirate. He must be holding one long breath in that neck of his 110
Marty @martensitic.e-sweatpants.com · 31/05/2025I once made my little brother walk home from the playground after falling off the slide, because he could still wiggle all his toes. My mom took him for an X-ray and it was broken in six places 110
Marty @martensitic.e-sweatpants.com · 07/05/2025"The District Sleeps Alone Tonight (Outside the Sleeping Area There Is a Carbon Monoxide Alarm)" 040
Marty @martensitic.e-sweatpants.com · 25/04/2025I asked if I could at least pull the sweet Sony stereo out first and he said "no that's why they're giving you $200" 100
Marty @martensitic.e-sweatpants.com · 25/04/2025When I traded it in the guy asked me what I wanted for it and then did the write it on a pad and slide it over thing. The number he wrote was $200 110
Marty @martensitic.e-sweatpants.com · 25/04/2025To be fair my wife did once lock the keys in the saturn and then work an entire night shift at the hospital. They keys were in the ignition, engine running, on the side of the road in Harlem 110
Marty @martensitic.e-sweatpants.com · 25/04/2025I was forced to sell my Saturn ten years ago because "we're gonna lock the baby in the car." Keeps a parent honest imo 200
Marty @martensitic.e-sweatpants.com · 25/04/2025The Slim Jim lobby wants to bring manual locks and windows back again and I am for it 100
Marty @martensitic.e-sweatpants.com · 20/04/2025I got this list of really good 2000s band names from The Weather Channel sidebar once 0301
Marty @martensitic.e-sweatpants.com · 08/04/2025"I'd like that Mike's Way. Do you know Michael?" The guy at 4th Avenue No Pork Halal offers me more duck sauce. He gets it. 030
Marty @martensitic.e-sweatpants.com · 25/03/2025If you're 20-30 and your main circle isn't discussing: * If a fly ball hits the roof of the Astrodome * The first home run in the Astrodome * The original name of the Astrodome * The original name of the Astros Then it's time to elevate your circle 1916
Marty @martensitic.e-sweatpants.com · 03/03/2025The Substance bit was classic but it fucked my 5 year old up. That's what you get man next time get in bed at 7 like I asked, you don't wanna be out here at 7:05 1153
Marty @martensitic.e-sweatpants.com · 01/03/2025If you watch to the credits at the end it's Despecialized 2.5 120
Marty @martensitic.e-sweatpants.com · 28/01/2025Excited for the AI future when they can take incoming messages and "filter" them to remove "spam" I hear it's 12 to 18 months out 020
