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Salacious B. Cummin

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Here to have an even nicer time FBPE cunts fuck off

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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Looks like a banging breakfast. I'd be getting some brown sauce all over that!
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Rantzen dead? She'll never face justice for Jill Dando now
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
My little one would so heavily refuse Calpol when teething that we had to spike his milk with it.
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I used to work on a paintball site as a teen. The owner wore quite ripped jeans, and one day we watched a wasp fly into the rip near one knee, go up, sting him on the balls, then fly down an exit out of the rip in the opposite trousers leg.
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You can say any old bollocks on the internet, can't you?
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I see yer ma's got a new warning sign
Sign on a funfair ride that states 'this is a boisterous ride'
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
We guessed that when you spend an afternoon wanking yourself off on national radio about Enoch Powell mate
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
A fleeting photograph of Otley corner shop, with impressively poor signage.The classic 'graphic design is my passion' meme
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Saw some clip of him palling around with Johnny Depp the other day too, so domestic abusers aren't really an issue for him too
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
'hey baby, welcome to the...
A sign from a museum display about UK river fish. The sign reads 'CHUB ZONE'
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Screenshot from one of the Pirates of the Carribbean films. The text reads 'you best start believing in permacrisis, Britain. You're in one!'
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
A close up shot of a squirrel, looking towards the camera
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
There were a few food stalls in there, but I didn't eat so can't comment on quality/value. There's a spoons only a couple of minutes round the corner if you go for the pre gig pint and burger option. Just up the road is cafe passion- not the cheapest but which is a really good Turkish restaurant.
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
At the piece hall? Good venue that, saw David Byrne there last week and it was top notch
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Those chips look fantastically crispy. Hope there's a disgraceful amount of salt on them.
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Don't care too much for the clone wars setting either, but it's not a deal-breaker: republic commando had the same setting and that absolutely slapped. I'm looking forward to this tbh, a star wars xcom? Sign me up
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Eric Quavers
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Nice! Happy for Gordon, he put a lot of work in in the last game, good for him to get on the scoreboard
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Can't say I feel good about this game lads
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
A contentious episode! Interesting that so recently after religion season there's no mention of the boy being on a 'mission from god', hence the shruggging off RPG attacks etc
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Mad Men's Pete Campbell saying 'I thought of that. Turned out it already existed, but I arrived at it independently'
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Shit, just seen supertanski already did this joke on twitter hours ago. Fucked it lads
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Farage will do anything to distract from his dodgy financial dealings, eh?
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Probably already brain-dead by the sounds of it
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
oh no Alexa, play another one bites the dust
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
The classic trilby m'lady meme. A man tips a trilby, the meme text reads 'no problem m'lady'.
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Well it's the only real option for some people, me included, and I respect that
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
There's no way I ever was going to vote for her
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
hi @bbc 6 music. Please stop playing that absolutely dogshit new Foo Fighters single thanks
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
My brother got the VHS for Christmas. My grandma walked in during the scene where an Elvis fan is executed by electric toilet, said 'executing someone on Christmas day. Only in America', and toddled off shaking her head.
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
introduce yourself with 10 bands you've seen live Metallica Queens of the stone age The cooper temple clause Viagra boys Radiohead Aphex Twin Shellac McLusky Tool System of a down
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
They had years to work out how the carried over choices may affect the ending, and what did we get? Choices added an arbitrary number to a 'war assets' score, some people we met previously coincidentally turn up in a small patch of battlefield, and we can choose a different colour lightshow. Wow.
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
I wondered where I'd left them tbf
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Never thought I'd return from holiday having lost weight
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Norovirus! At the Hotel
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Bethesda still salty that the best game in the franchise since they took it over wasn't developed by them over 16 years later.
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Revenge of the shit
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
valid
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
how about people who shit when they fart
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Possibly one of the best covers ever recorded
youtu.be
Gun - Word Up
YouTube video by GunVEVO
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
It doesn't say he's a doctor so I suspect it's not the latter
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Labour HQ for the last few years
Quote from party losing voters: "what are you gonna do, not vote for me?"
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
A screenshot of the Simpsons, where sideshow bow repeatedly steps on rakes. His face has been replaced by Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer, QC, a really dumb cunt
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I suspect it's probably not great that every night I put the kids to bed, then look at the news and find yet another thing that makes me wonder if we'll all live long enough for them to have kids of their own
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Agree to disagree 🍊🍊🍊 @stefgotbooted.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Death, death, to Labour Party.
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
I don't know what this means
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
She's Gortin' and she's Dentin' alright
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Well, it's nice to wake up to some good news for once
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Congrats! Cowabunga to you and yours
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Salacious B. Cummin @marshalplugnut.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Oh ho, don't mind if I do. Shame Project House is such a poor venue though
Europe & UK tour dates for the drone metal band Sunn O)))
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