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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈

@marshallmallow.bsky.social
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Marshmallow aficionado. Freakish animal whisperer. Overthinker. Goofball. Germaphobe. Jewish. Queer. They/them. ✡️🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇺🇸 Vancouver

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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I just discovered a guy on IG who plays acoustic guitar and sings to all kinds of animals. And they LOVE it. They come up to him to sniff and snuggle, sway to the music and … if you’ve never seen an elephant sing before, you are MISSING OUT. There’s a ray of hope for the internet.
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
OMG! My Wizard of Oz obsession! If only I wore dangly earrings!!
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stealth #Caturday
Black cat peeking out from under a light green fuzzy blanket. Only his one eye and a bit of his face is showing.
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I love these drawings! I know these acts so well and it’s so cool to get a glimpse into your creative process from concept to performance.
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me and my partner brought some fine middle-age++ queer energy to a hotel wedding dress pop-up event, along with joining in the chorus of “she said yes to the dress!” followed by a late afternoon glass of rose at the Whole Foods wine bar. #SundayFunday
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thank you!! ♥️
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yes! I think this is retirement… or semi-retirement anyway. Plus, a big new adventure next year.
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Thank you! A big adventure awaits!
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Welp, that’s a wrap. 38 years of employment ✔️ Onward to the next adventure!
Screenshot of the message Microsoft gives when there are no messages in your inbox.
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have finally lost my sh*t
A tube of toothpaste with the cap off of it.
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The incongruity of Led Zeppelin’s Black Dog blasting in the background of an active wear retail store is blowing my mind right now.
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A really sensitive parking violations officer issued me a $105 parking ticket this morning. And when I explained the reason for parking in a residential zone, she phoned her supervisor to have the ticket retracted!!! How lovely!
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The weather this summer has been gorgeous, and I really regret not taking advantage of visits to my favourite beach. In a few months, I’ll be moving. For nearly 30 years, this spot has been my happy place. I’ll miss it.
Selfie with beach in background.
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sorry, pal. 😞
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
And it wasn’t me. 😞 That is all.
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I respect that we have a healthcare system that needs to prioritize based on urgency. But when you schedule a routine mammogram, that has shifted protocol from annual to biennial, and the first available appointment is 4 months out, we’ve got a serious problem on our hands.
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’ve been periodically checking the website! WAY TO GO!!
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I live very close and am there a lot. It is PACKED
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Amen
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Someone was very excited to see me when I got home last night after a few days away.
Me snapping a selfie with my bi-coloured sphynx cat who jumped on my back as a welcome home greeting
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Whoa! That bracelet!
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Are these amber? I’d love to find a pair of amber cufflinks.
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Fun!!!
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Truly the end of an era, BUT rumour has it that they will be televising PWHL and I can totally get behind that!!
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
I am loving these fashion shows and that bangle suits you so well. Nana would love seeing it on you!
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
OK these are brilliant!
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Sexy bad girl Stockard Channing, in Grease. I was 11.
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
These guys are the BEST! But very high maintenance!
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Happy #InternationalCatDay from Bazzo and Raisin ( IG @supersphynxbrothers )
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Gorgeous shot. I love how baking hot it can be out on the beach and then cool and quiet in the woods. Hope you’re having a great time.
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Happiness is… laundry fresh out of the dryer. #caturday #sphynx #sphynxcata
Bi-coloured Sphynx cat sitting on a pile of towels fresh out of the dryer cycle. Bi-coloured Sphynx cat sitting on a pile of towels fresh out of the dryer cycle.
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I’m loving this fashion show!! These pieces look so fabulous together esp with the black you’re wearing.
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
All the cool kids do electronic deposit now!
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I found a teeny tiny bug in my apt and all traumatizing memories of my childhood experience of lice, more than 50 years ago, are coming back to me now. Also, can’t stop scratching my head.
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It’s spectacular. I never get tired of this view.
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It’s 28 degrees in my apt and I’m melting. But this is my view.
Fiery urban sunset
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Oh no! Feel better!!
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Hey folks @peculiarityshop.bsky.social and @beckymew.bsky.social Do you have any info on this? Tracking suggests delivery attempted July 16 but address incomplete. No apt # listed with USPS but it was included with Apple Pay. Maybe it’s being held at unknown location then will be sent back to you?
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I will check later to see if delivery was attempted and there is a place to pick-up with ID. I’ve never seen a situation where it’s held with no address of the depot. I think I paid via Apple pay and it should automatically include my apt number, so this is weird.
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Hey there. Unfortunately, there has been a problem with the delivery of my order. It’s being held at a Canada Post depot because of incomplete address (no apt number). I can’t access where. Are you able to communicate with them? I can only track the status of the parcel?
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I am drunk on fried chicken, and it’s fabulous.
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Just right 👌🏼
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Holy shit!!’
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Photo pls
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
OK, but do I need to arrange an intervention?
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
What a beauty
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Bazzo feels seen.
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I loves me a pointy cat.
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Thank you! It was a full day of chicken treats, sunbathing, cuddles, and kisses.
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Thank you! It was a full day of chicken treats, sunbathing, cuddles, and kisses.
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