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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈

@marshallmallow.bsky.social
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Marshmallow aficionado. Freakish animal whisperer. Overthinker. Goofball. Germaphobe. Jewish. Queer. They/them. ✡️🏳️‍🌈🇨🇦🇺🇸 Vancouver

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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Stealth #Caturday
Black cat peeking out from under a light green fuzzy blanket. Only his one eye and a bit of his face is showing.
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me and my partner brought some fine middle-age++ queer energy to a hotel wedding dress pop-up event, along with joining in the chorus of “she said yes to the dress!” followed by a late afternoon glass of rose at the Whole Foods wine bar. #SundayFunday
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Welp, that’s a wrap. 38 years of employment ✔️ Onward to the next adventure!
Screenshot of the message Microsoft gives when there are no messages in your inbox.
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have finally lost my sh*t
A tube of toothpaste with the cap off of it.
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The incongruity of Led Zeppelin’s Black Dog blasting in the background of an active wear retail store is blowing my mind right now.
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A really sensitive parking violations officer issued me a $105 parking ticket this morning. And when I explained the reason for parking in a residential zone, she phoned her supervisor to have the ticket retracted!!! How lovely!
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The weather this summer has been gorgeous, and I really regret not taking advantage of visits to my favourite beach. In a few months, I’ll be moving. For nearly 30 years, this spot has been my happy place. I’ll miss it.
Selfie with beach in background.
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I respect that we have a healthcare system that needs to prioritize based on urgency. But when you schedule a routine mammogram, that has shifted protocol from annual to biennial, and the first available appointment is 4 months out, we’ve got a serious problem on our hands.
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Amen
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Someone was very excited to see me when I got home last night after a few days away.
Me snapping a selfie with my bi-coloured sphynx cat who jumped on my back as a welcome home greeting
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Sexy bad girl Stockard Channing, in Grease. I was 11.
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Happy #InternationalCatDay from Bazzo and Raisin ( IG @supersphynxbrothers )
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Happiness is… laundry fresh out of the dryer. #caturday #sphynx #sphynxcata
Bi-coloured Sphynx cat sitting on a pile of towels fresh out of the dryer cycle. Bi-coloured Sphynx cat sitting on a pile of towels fresh out of the dryer cycle.
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I found a teeny tiny bug in my apt and all traumatizing memories of my childhood experience of lice, more than 50 years ago, are coming back to me now. Also, can’t stop scratching my head.
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
It’s 28 degrees in my apt and I’m melting. But this is my view.
Fiery urban sunset
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I am drunk on fried chicken, and it’s fabulous.
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
This boy turns 6 years old today. He brought joy to me during one of the most challenging times in my life and every day since. HBD Bazzo! ♥️
Me embracing my bi-coloured Sphynx cat
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I’m not sure what my exes hope to glean by stalking my LinkedIn account, but OK fine. 🙄
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
My apt is baking hot and these two dorks are going to get a sunburn.
Black Sphynx cat baking in the sunshine Bi-coloured Sphynx cat baking in the sunshine.
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I remember Janine Fuller—a queer matriarch of our community—recommending reads, noting what gf du jour I brought to the store. Moved that Canada Post is honouring Janine Fuller, Jim Deva, and Little Sister’s, with a commemorative stamp. 🏳️‍🌈☮️ #Vancouver #queer #pride www.facebook.com/share/v/1EBp...
facebook.com
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
I really could not give a rat’s ass about #FIFA
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Ugh! Seated on flight, en route back home, wondering where I left my jacket containing house keys. This may be the first time I’ve lost my house keys since age 12. 😬
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Am I the only person who sees the hypocrisy in a bunch of groovy, inclusive lefties throw a gender reveal party?
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
When your flight is delayed more than 4 hrs, and you’re stuck on a small plain with about dozen bros from Surrey, who just reached drinking age
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Wait what? Is the dude sitting across from me in the dr office waiting room speaking Klingon?🖖
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I just made wicked good eggplant parmesan.
Close up of gooey, cheesy, bubbly eggplant parmesan.
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
People bring me marshmallows from all over the world, and I love sampling all of them. But sometimes nothing satisfies quite like a big scoop of Fluff.
Empty jar of Jet-Puffed marshmallow fluff,  a dinner knife balanced across the lid, with residual fluff on it.
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Enjoyed this small museum yesterday in #London #queer #lgbtq
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Sangria in tetra-paks 👍
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
A heist of the most revolting candy bar ever.
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Holy! Who’s watching BONDiNG?
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Look at this beautiful, freakish cat of mine enjoying the view at the golden hour. #cat #sphynxcat #goldenhour
Black Sphynx cat with sun reflecting on him. Beautiful urban view in background.
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Shout-outs to the NYT for featuring iconic rotisserie/BBQ chicken, Montreal style.
nytimes.com
Looking for Rotisserie Chicken Heaven? It’s in Montreal.
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
After what has felt like weeks of rain, the sunshine and first days of spring are calling me to my two favourite places: Jericho Beach and Dairy Queen. #Vancouver #Spring
Seagull on top of post, overlooking beach and urban skyline. Snow-capped mountains in background. Big cherry blossom tree beginning to bloom. Person with short grey hair and tortoise shell glasses drinking a DQ chocolate milkshake
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Ffs!
Screen shot of weather forecast in Vancouver BC over the next 5 days showing tons of rain.
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Why don’t I walk in the rain more often?
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Breathtaking sunset in Northern California last night
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Shout-out to the amazing staff at Service Canada Passport Office at #Vancouver Sinclair Centre. In and out in a record 2 hours!!
Passport Office sign at Vancouver’s Sinclair Centre
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Grumpy cat in sweater
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
There’s power in a union …
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
What a difference a day makes …
Screen shot of weather report for Montreal that reads -17C  (feels like -27C) Screen shot of weather in Vancouver that reads +10C (feels like +9C)
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
If you have to be at the airport at crack of dawn, this passenger’s traveling companion makes travel a bit sweeter.
Woman holding adorable tiny copper-haired curly puppy.
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Insanity
Screenshot of weather forecast in Montreal, reading -17C (feels like -27C)
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Raced outside at sunset (after 5:15pm!!) to capture these beautiful photos. #Vancouver
Downtown Vancouver skyline. View from Fairview Slopes at sunset. Downtown Vancouver skyline. View from Fairview Slopes at sunset.
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
You know what I hate? Man-spreading. I have elbowed the guy in the centre seat at least 5 times in the past 30 mins of the flight. And now I’m edging in with my leg. #FightManSpreading
Me edging my leg into my seat mate in retaliation for his efforts to hog the entire left arm rest.
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Millennial pal: You haven’t seen the L word? It’s a lesbian/queer right of passage!! Me: Wait. You mean my 42 years of fucking women don’t count?
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Turns out these dudes like classical music. #caturday on Sunday #cats #sphynxcats
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Six years ago, the chef/operator at this popular fish truck awed me with his passion. It was a catalyst to leave a miserable job. Months later, I returned, struck up a friendship with the chef, and shared how he had inspired me. Still the best poke and still a reminder to follow your heart. ♥️
Me ordering food at South Maui Fish Company’s bright red fish truck.
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 02/01/2026
HNY to all. Today’s my 60th birthday. And I can confirm that the state I’m visiting is very diligent about checking ID for any person purchasing alcohol. Getting carded at 60 made my day.
Me taking a bite out of a giant salty pretzel
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Marshall Mallow 🏳️‍🌈 @marshallmallow.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
After a brutal bout of pneumonia last spring, I decided to get the vaccine. Feel like Ive been hit by a truck! 💉
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