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34. knows too much swedish, not enough finnish. pop culture enthusiast & absolut skitunge. up and coming something or other. singer & writer. she/her (hon/henne). ML ☭ pfp: @drewpont.bsky.social en/sv/fi marlo.omg.lol | ko-fi.com/marlo

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marlo @marlo.ooo · 28/09/2026
this is in reply to a video about a potential sr-71 blackbird spiritual successor
@Terminal_Indolence • 11h ago
l've already made one in Kerbal Space Program. I'll share my save file with Lockheed Martin for $75,000,000
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 28/09/2026
@TonySapronelyjoking • 10h ago
@Dinoenthusiastguy i did 100 on the highway once do you know if nasa would be interested
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 25/09/2026
look up the sino-us friendship house
a mcdonalds in iowa welcoming [then vice] president of china xi jinping back
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 23/09/2026
you can’t gaslight me, drew. my brain still functions
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 23/09/2026
lol
incredibly bent nozzle
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 23/09/2026
idk why i got blocked for this one. i wasn’t trying to be a jerk. can anyone tell me what i fucked up here so i can learn from it. i’m really sorry.
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 23/09/2026
the apollo 11 command module being loaded into the Super Guppy i forget what this is being loaded into the super guppy but it’s large!two entire NASA Talon T-38 jet trainers being loaded into the super guppygoing full circle, this is the orion capsule (from artemis) being loaded into the super guppy.
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 23/09/2026
ya
marilyn monroe lifting a couple 5lb dumbbells (i think) between photoshoots in 1952
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 21/09/2026
lost media is crazy (report is from the 1st October 1908 issue of “Kinematograph Weekly”)
Suicide before Living Picture Camera.

A tradesman at Trélon has committed suicide before a kinematograph camera. Having focussed the machine and set it running, he proceeded to kill himself. The films are perfect, each movement of the unhappy man being faithfully depicted. He is shown looking for a chair, seating himself on it and loading his revolver, remaining a while in thought before his mirror, and then suddenly starting up and blowing out his brains. These last pictures are of an indescribable realism, and reproduce the awful scene in all its tragic details. Fortunately the police were able to confiscate the films, the exhibition of which might have led to dire consequences in the case of morbid or nervous
spectators. Needless to say these facts (?) are from the daily papers.
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 20/09/2026
goatse-lookin keyboard
corne44 handwired split keyboard but the cable connecting the two halves is in a loop and the halves of the keyboards kinda look like hands
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 16/09/2026
this was my first time fucking w paracord braiding but i’m happy with how this turned out and i’ll probably put this fella on a backpack with something in it (feel free to suggest something to put in there but do know i already have a little pill container shaped like a cake for pills)
a 3D printed metapod on a paracord braid connected to a large keychain. the metapod has been decapitated in this image to show you that its head screws off its body and its body is hollow and can be used to store things
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 14/09/2026
this took 9h and the supports were annoying as fuck to remove (because it is a random roll of PLA from at least 3 years ago. 72 was obviously a joke. i got my monoprice mini v2 72 years ago,) but oh my god look at my little (big) storage box
miniature storage bin shaped like garbage bin inside a white woman’s hand
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 12/09/2026
so is macklemore actually saying antisemitic or is p!nk (who is jewish) a zionist. i want actual nuance here i don’t want anything kneejerk please
Pink Explains Slamming
Macklemore's Pro-Palestine Performances, Acknowledges Heavy Backlash: I'm Standing Up for My Own People, and I Thought I Knew How Lonely That Would Be. It's Lonelier Than That'
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 12/09/2026
the emerald dial (not my joke but too good not to repeat)
phone shaped like a reunited ireland
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 11/09/2026
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 11/09/2026
omg not in the frame on display
the painting in the original post on display in the Bush Museum which is a thing that exists apparently
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 11/09/2026
i ripped the photo in case anyone needs to do anything with it
the aforementioned painting from mizer’s post without the instagram framing
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 11/09/2026
jet2 plane with comic sans text with blur added where above the plane it says “darling hold my hand” and the bottom says “nothing beats a jet2 holiday”
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 11/09/2026
girl calm down (also my bad they were USAF)
us air force 767-200 with LIVE FREE OR DIE (new hampshire motto) painted on it and a really ugly patriotic vertical stabiliser
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 10/09/2026
but yes it is canon
The Real Frasier Day Rally
Seattle - September 11, 1997
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 10/09/2026
omg*
ong theres two usaf 767s flying together east of atlantic city
get a room you two!!
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 10/09/2026
oh my god they changed the iata code from PBI…
changed airport name in skycards game interface
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 08/09/2026
chat look at this incredible objet d’art i found on kijiji. it is $50 so i am not buying it (if it wasn’t plastic i’d consider it)
some fuckin alternate universe space shuttle if RCAF had a space shuttle. has the rcaf roundel on the wings and some crazy cheatlines
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 08/09/2026
a 3D printed mega starmie. big leggy creature. imagine a starmie but instead of all the star points being the same length it has two long ones for arms and two longer ones for legs. this one is a bit chibi but still funny
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 08/09/2026
he blocked me… sadge. still owes me an apology imo
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 06/09/2026
the sky out of the sunroof
blue slightly cloudy toronto sky
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 06/09/2026
additional photo to prove it was A Thing
another supermarket that is unintentionally racist, K Supermarket, Kauppatori
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 06/09/2026
accidentally racist finnish supermarket (triple K size)
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 06/09/2026
tbh i would have put it on a really slow airplane just to make everyone mad at me for the bit
a game composites gb-1 gamebird in the skycards interface. it has the tail registration “SP-EED”
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 05/09/2026
@papapishu.bsky.social is 100% right about this shit. it fucks. my god it tastes like apple rings
red bull that tastes like fuji apple and ginger that will change your life
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 03/09/2026
for real i need this. with customisable text (with and without the crown). i want a silly mini plate to put on my folding bike lmaoooo and i do prefer the sentiment of “keep it beautiful” tbh!
ontario license plate. it’s from before the ugly provincial logo and before “keep it beautiful” was replaced with “yours to discover”
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 02/09/2026
u postin cool!!
parappa fanart sticker that has him saying “u rappin cool!!” when you rap real good in the ps1 game parappa the rapper
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 02/09/2026
this shit again!!! okay well this time it’s not a tornado warning lmao (for a waterspout two cities over!)
EMERGENCY ALERT / ALERTE D'URGENCE
now
Environment Canada: DESTRUCTIVE WINDS in this mobile coverage area.
Take immediate cover in a basement or interior room if weather threat approaches. Shelter from flying debris if outside.
Severe Thunderstorm Warning, 5:15 p.m. EDT Wednesday 2
September /|/ Environnement Canada : VENTS DESTRUCTEURS dans votre zone actuelle de couverture cellulaire.
Réfugiez-vous sans tarder au sous-sol ou dans une pièce sans fenêtre en cas de temps menaçant. À l'extérieur, protégez-vous des débris projetés.
Alerte d'orages violents, 17h15 HAE le mercredi 2 septembre
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 27/08/2026
i’m really sorry i don’t know how this happened please change it back to lake ontario @mapquest.com help
lake ontario labelled as lake marlo.ooo
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 27/08/2026
just got an incredible aliexpress recommendation if anyone needs a shirt
shirt that looks like a jersey that looks like. very y2k aesthetic. it says faggot on it and the jersey number is 69
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 27/08/2026
It’s Not Supposed To Look Like That.
a boeing e-6 mercury performing a flutter test in 1989. the test crew heard a big thump and had to gently baby the big girl down to the runway at boeing field. turns out it lost a third of the vertical stabiliser. they landed it safely. anyway visually this is an almost all white airplane flying over land and water. the sky looks mildly hazy. it looks like a giant took a big bite out of the tail.
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 18/08/2026
roost… give me my deepest desire. my virtual birds long for åland’s virtual shores,

Åland should have its own separate stamp
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While Åland is part of Finland, technically speaking, it is autonomous. In real life, it even has its own postal system with stamps unique from the Finnish postal system's stamps. If Pitcairn and other such places have stamps, could you please give Åland one? An apple would be a great symbol for the stamp!
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 18/08/2026
27 translations gave me this:
Big enough to catch a pigeon! Put the baby in the playpen to sleep well. Place the baby in the pelican's mouth. Since the baby's neck is soft and the head is big, there are no problems with the appearance and the result of the treatment. The duck is a child's foot. The duck is a child's foot. The duck is a child's foot. two people together.
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 18/08/2026
this one
pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth. Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Apelican Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giveing good love to baby. friend pelican
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 17/08/2026
same image w slightly better alt text
comparison of earth’s structure and magnetic fields to the pepsi logo, referred to in the image as the “pepsi globe” left: diagram of earth’s geodynamo, core, and magnetic fields. right: pepsi globe and energy fields, showing symmetry. the text explains earth’s natural electric generation and force exertion, as well as the pepsi logo’s alleged “symmetrical energy fields [which are] in balance.”
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 17/08/2026
if you take a look at this diagram, you will see how the earth and the pepsi globe and their energy fields compare
shit about earth’s magnetic fields compared to the pepsi energy fields in the pepsi logo revamp design document. it’s fully bullshit
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 16/08/2026
chat i’m thinking it’s peak
shundo thievul in pokémon go
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 16/08/2026
i designed a stupid fidget clicker the other day (it was very easy it’s just an extruded svg sort of deal) so i could make my autistic fidget toy more autistic (personalised)
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 16/08/2026
spent part of today printing and assembling a little box to put some of my Girl Bullshit in
a small 3D printed box with a screw on lid. it looks like an ice cream sandwich with big sprinkles rolled around the sides.
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 14/08/2026
why does this video from an aviation event that actually happened (the young woman who landed her cessna on a highway during an emergency recently, emily shelton) have the gemini logo in the corner? i don’t know if the original footage does but this clip i’m in a podcast has the watermark…
screenshot from a dashcam video of a plane mid-landing during an emergency landing over a highway.
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 12/08/2026
just in case
cul-de-sac.bsky.social saying thank you to AI for straight up making a white guy up instead of a genuine identification of an ICE agent
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 12/08/2026
yeah you fucking are a political nightmare if you think genAI actually gave you an accurate unmasking image here.
AI reconstructing a pixelated photo of Obama as a white guy
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 11/08/2026
do note that the code is not the only subject of the photo
apollo guidance computer code stacked up next to one of its software engineers, margaret hamilton. it is the same height as her.
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 11/08/2026
you could also reference old material that teaches COBOL or contact COBOL coders? there’s a lot of them still alive and i’m sure they’d actually enjoy explaining it to you…
“Most code is read far more than it is written. The most important code is old. The AGC is an extreme case, but the pattern applies everywhere: legacy COBOL in banking, vintage Fortran in scientific computing, decade-old C++ in embedded systems. If AI can make 1960s assembly for a dead architecture accessible, what else can it unlock? Legacy modernisation. Regulatory code review. Technical due diligence on acquisitions. Onboarding engineers onto unfamiliar codebases.”
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marlo @marlo.ooo · 11/08/2026
i think just about anyone who understands the basic concepts of how spaceflight works and how literacy works could have told you what the routine BURN_BABY_BURN did because of context cues, but who can say. noli se tangere
BURN_BABY_BURN — The master ignition routine that starts every engine burn. It uses table-driven virtual method dispatch — structurally identical to a C++ vtable — so one generic routine handles descent, ascent, and orbital burns. Also, the most culturally rich file in the codebase: Latin inscriptions (”NOLI SE TANGERE” — touch it not), a reference to the Order of the Garter, and the word “EXTIRPATE” where a modern programmer would write “clear.”
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