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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺

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Trans lady writer, editor, journalist (AP, NBC News, Insider). Parent of two. Hudson Valley transplant.

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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 56m
This is basically Newsom’s strategy, though: seem stable in a way that’s good for Business and not Woke, and some money will get behind you and the rest will stay on the sidelines. I’m sure others will try it.
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 1h
“We have a Gender Core Breach! Engineering crew to stations!”
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 4h
It’s the same thing with kids cutting off their parents, or for that matter kids being trans. A thing becomes less rare, the media (understanding the views of its audience) freaks out and instills a panic in that audience, which sees the modest trend as a national crisis that must be stopped.
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 4h
After no-fault divorce became common, news coverage of divorce was so overdramatized that for decades, Americans believed that “half of all marriages end in divorce.” (There was a period of a few years where this was almost-ish true as more women entered the workforce; overall it’s not close.)
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 5h
The primaries for 2028 are going to be a fight between candidates who want accountability and rebuilding (AOC I hope) and those who want to forget and move on (Newsom), and it’s going to have a real ‘people vs. corporations’ vibe.
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 6h
JERRY: “You’re darn tootin’!” SUBTITLES: “Let’s fucking go!”
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 15h
Agreed. I think you’re right that he’s made this long-lived tendency way more obvious.
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 17h
I’m not a fancy pants mathematician, but since that’s basically what happened the first two times AI companies announced giant mathematical breakthroughs….
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 17h
This Coach as Dictator Thing, born out of football as war/sports as the molder of young men deal, is why Trump has been backed by high profile coaches including Bob Knight (basketball), Nick Saban, Jon Gruden, Rex Ryan, and of course, coach-turned-idiot Senator Tommy Tuberville.
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 17h
Maybe football is the locus, but there is something Trump-coded about the rise of the Coach as a font of wisdom/father figure, which then led the Football Coach as the Highest paid public employee in many states, and then to the Openly Trump-supporting Coach.
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Bullseye with Jesse Thorn @bullseye.maximumfun.org · 19h
Angélique Kidjo will never forget the first time that she heard the Talking Heads. She was at a party in Paris and someone threw a tape in the boombox. And it started: Once in a Lifetime. Full interview: buff.ly/tJoAFs7
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 19h
This explains why my kids have such strong auras and I got nothing
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 21h
When I lived in Brooklyn it felt like every bar served tater tots. So there probably would have been a lot of “Marley, I think they have you the estradiol tater tots by mistake.” “Again? Hahaha that’s so funny.”
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 21h
It’s not just the gender clinics; the cafeterias in Woke 2 will ALSO be lit
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 21h
This is why we need more doctorates in Quantum Gender Studies. Anyway the gender clinics in Woke 2 are going to be LIT
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 22h
[[KA-CHUNK]] “I said. Transgender. For. EVERYBODY.” [[A HUMMING SOUND AS THE BEAM POWERS UP. EVERYTHING GOES BLUE.]]
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 22h
Not least because HR/People/Talent is a department that pretends it exists to help the valuable employees, but is really mostly there to protect the company from legal problems.
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 23h
Rocz showed some unexpected/very funny voice range on this one
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 23h
I really have to start answering more phone calls and hellos with “Who summons me?”
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 23h
Support 👏 deep voiced 👏 scammers 👏
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 23h
One of my thoughts is that would be obviously unconstitutional if the Courts hadn’t trashed the Fourth Amendment.
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 23h
It leaves you with the same general problem as “Chief People Officer” or whatever — are there resources for non-humans? Officers who aren’t people? — but the attempted friendliness makes it a little different
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The corporate world abandoned “Human Resources” maybe a decade ago for the more upbeat sounding “People” or “Talent,” leading to incredibly silly sentences such as the at one
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
All the pretentious MAGA intellectual types are just Otto from “A Fish Called Wanda.”
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A Fish Called Wanda: Don't Call Me Stupid
ALT: A Fish Called Wanda: Don't Call Me Stupid
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I want to thank the Paxton campaign for creating a core memory for trans kids. Keep reaching for that rainbow! 🌈 🤦‍♀️
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If I could list all the people I never wanted to know existed, Dolly Parton’s chud arms dealer nephew would rank very high
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
YOU - I don't want to be this kind of animal anymore.
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Simpsons Homer
ALT: Simpsons Homer
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
“Sinners in the hands of an angry God” but it’s about grilled cheese.
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Grasping this shouldn’t have to be a part of media literacy, but unfortunately it is.
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It is EXACTLY the kind of thing that would have made a huge difference when some of us were younger. I am sure it would have for me.
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Some are explicitly educational, others show by example. Some are written for kids as young as 2 or 3. It’s great because these books shows kids that queer and trans people are normal AND that it’s normal if they’re queer or trans themselves.
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I didn’t know this until I was about to become a parent, and I wonder how many other trans people don’t know: there are SO MANY good books for little kids about transness and gender identity now. It gives me a lot of hope.
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Raccoons are learning to use hacksaws so they can remove his penis afterward. They do not forget, and they do not forgive. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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RFK Jr once cut penis off ‘road-killed raccoon’ in New York, new book reveals
Health secretary in a diary entry said his kids were in the car as he cut off animal’s genitals in 2001 to ‘study them later’
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Holy fuck
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
😂 Now when I finish reading“The Name of the Rose” I get to listen to the Kill James Bond episode AND read this
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
As someone old enough to have both never played this song deliberately and still heard it a thousand times, I got it immediately 😂
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Daniel Ostrowski @froakiebloke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The all time classic
Ye @kanyewest tweets ‘I will never a make a diss record’. Ryan Pequin quote tweets: ‘When Mario starts to doubt himself during a speed run’
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The great thing about music is that you can engage with it emotionally even if you don’t speak the same language as the musicians. The bad thing is, some people pay absolutely no attention to the lyrics.
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Catherynne M. Valente @catvalente.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I don’t care where you started out on the political spectrum If your kid comes out as trans & you don’t become a rainbow-clad, parade-cheering ally & rock-solid supportive girl/boy/enby dad/mom? You were never a parent at all You were a doll collector furious they didn’t stay in their packaging.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Professor Frink saying this
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me, lifelong Mormon, stepping on a Lego:
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Chief O’Brien says the transporters are repaired and the reality field is stable. We can return you to your own timeline.” “No no, I’m staying in your automated luxury space communism. In my timeline, Earth is a cross between the Nazi Planet and Khan if he was a game show host.” “…Fuck. Okay.”
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Damn, hit ‘em with the lookback
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Elite brain poisoning is running rampant
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A screenshot from Marley’s skyline. The top post is by Josephine Reisman. She’s shared a post by S.I. Rosenbaum that says “I see we’re having the “is antisemitism still real” discourse today” Josie has commented, “Yes, yes we are. (infinite screaming)”

The second post is a screenshot of a Twitter poster whose actual username is Adolf Hitler, Twitter handle @Mein_Fuhrer, avi a scowling photo of the Hitler. He has posted “I’m back.” It’s been shared to BlueSky by Seth Cotlar, who writes “Can confirm. This, for example, was at the top of my “for you” feed when I logged in to find an old post the other day.”

Screenshot taken at 5:41 am. Marley’s phone was charged to 68%.
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nick Cage cajoling 50 teenagers to carry AN ACTUAL WINDMILL to the 3rd hole. Using the skeleton of a whale to make an obstacle on the 12th. Building the 17th across a deep ravine so the par 4 isn’t “too easy.”
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I REALLY want to watch a movie where Nick Cage does some unhinged “Fitzcarraldo” shit out of his transcendent passion for the art of miniature golf.
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
A lot changes in transition, but I can still murder a joke
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🎃Marley, a Werewolf of Wall Street 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈✍️🌕🐺 @marleywrites.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The horrible, misshapen puppets in the video for "Land of Confusion" by Genesis—specifically the bit where the Prince puppet prepares his own tongue like a hot dog and eats it. About a year ago I told myself 'I'll watch that video tomorrow. It probably won't faze me now!' I still haven't done it.
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