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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 23h
like a prayer is one of the only glee songs worthy of still being in my library
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
apparently there was a planned outage until 11am tomorrow but my building is claiming they weren't told 🫠
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
although this time yesterday I was just coming home from work so at least I didn't get stuck in an elevator I guess
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
LMAO ARE YOU JOKING!!! so I decided to rewash that load of clothes. remembered to transfer everything to the dryer. five minutes later the fucking power goes out.
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
realizing you left your wet laundry in the washing machine for 12+ hours 🫠
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Paul Fairie @paulisci.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I'm glad we're finally outsourcing the horrible bits of life like making plans with friends so we can have more time to consume ads.
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The Hard Times @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
University Administration Says They Could’ve Punished Cornell 7 More Severely Had Any of Them Said ‘Free Palestine’ thehardtimes.net/breaking/uni...
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University Administration Says They Could’ve Punished Cornell 7 More Severely Had Any of Them Said ‘Free Palestine’
ITHACA, NY — Cornell University announced they would’ve had more flexibility in taking disciplinary action against seven alleged rapists if they were... Read the full masterpiece
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the place to check your receipt is not right in the fucking doorframe!!!
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
why do people insist on blocking automatic doors by randomly stopping in front of it with their shopping cart!!! people have lost all spatial awareness since COVID istg
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
👀
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't know what I'm going to do. I've been fucked over by shitty roommates and landlords too many times and I can't afford to live on my own. guess I'll die.
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
was thinking of maybe moving back in with my parents because capitalism is a nightmare but just had a huge fight with them over having a modicum of autonomy so 🫠
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
booooooo nobody wants this
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
watching the second gen jurassic park movies for the first time since they're leaving netflix and I'm losing it @ the tactical raptors
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
booooo
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I hate these there's my post
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
love not knowing if my body is just being a POS or if I should go to the ER
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
just start wearing sunglasses at work 😎
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'll take my whisk and leaaaave
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Mitch McConnell Peace Sign
ALT: Mitch McConnell Peace Sign
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
it's a leopleuridon charlie
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
tfw you go for a middle of the night pee and step on a piece of soggy lettuce your rabbit decided to leave behind
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
people were prob lining up since the crack of dawn anyway I'm guessing lol
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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/09/2026
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
Gas Station Price Sign Using Scientific Notation
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
petition for my body to stop waking up in the middle of the night with indigestion
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I signed up for a real estate website and five minutes later I get this call, the only thing that tipped me off was me asking what time their supposed email was sent, and the AI replied "I think you mean setting up an appointment time with one of our agents" absolutely no???
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
holy shit I just got an AI call and the voice was so convincing at first that's terrifying
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
www.instagram.com/p/DdUoHPCpgG...
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
mine fully has a policy that you have to check in daily with your manager when sick 😃
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
from what I saw apparently he's got an Irish grandfather. that's it. lmao
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
LITERALLLYYY 2017 FOR ONE OF THEM OMG
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
hopefully they'll think I got hacked or something hdbxbsbxa
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
ohhhh my god I accidentally forwarded some ai narrated self help comic someone sent me to a whole bunch of my FB messenger contacts some of which I haven't talked to in literal years please kill me
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
okay apparently not all (yet) but quite a few
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
ed sheeran losing his entire musical supporting acts is hilarious actually
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
boooo tomato tomato
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
like I remember his lgbt song being kinda taken as a joke but dude really meant what he said
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
curious how many people might refund after today
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Tamoor Hussain @tamoorh.com · 14/09/2026
btw Kanye did a song Heil Hitler and no one stepped in to oppose his tour(s), which is ongoing. In fact, Kanye is scheduled to perform at one of the stadiums Macklemore has been stopped from being at.
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
apologies mr macklemore I was not familiar with your game until recently
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
rip
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I'm off after Tuesday and averaging 2.5 a day lmao
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
did the math on the ticket prices. don't talk to me.
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
lord help me I have 17 movies between Monday and and the 20th #tiff
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
they were living the dream
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The Golden Girls' Joyful Sing-Along
ALT: The Golden Girls' Joyful Sing-Along
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
what all are you seeing again
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
careful or you're gonna get tariff'd
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
couples in groups that take up the ENTIRE sidewalk and keep slowing down 😤
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
also could never stand that lyric about a p/\nty snatcher
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alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
lrt removing pink from my spotify liked songs and realizing I didn't really like much of these anyway (with the exception of 3 songs from missundazstood that I grew up with)
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