alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 09/09/2026lmao @ this voicemail transcript from my grandma (who very much has an accent) 001
alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 01/09/2026nooooo omg I was eating an apple and not paying attention, I thought it tasted a little less sweet but kept eating and bruh I just - am I gonna die 😭 020
alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 30/08/2026a paragraph that I can guarantee has never been written before 100
alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 24/08/2026makes me laugh sometimes that there's this creature just chilling in my apartment 010
alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 18/07/2026the sky was orange a couple days ago and now this. cool. cool cool cool. 000
alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 10/07/2026*THIS IS THE FUCKING APP*?!? also I have a s23 not 24 should I be concerned 😵💫 000
alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 09/07/2026not sure why, but he's angy about Something and those loose tufts are so tempting 😭 030
alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 08/07/2026now he's Staring at me for daring to take his photo 030
alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 08/07/2026tried to sneak a portrait photo of bunson doing a flop but ended up focusing on the hay mess and litter box instead 😭 130
alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 04/07/2026the vampire lestat spoilers? the timbits I'm screaming 100
alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 23/06/2026was curious about the temperatures in France because of the heat wave and holy shit I would [redacted] 010
alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 18/06/2026anyway he's very angy at me rn but here's from earlier 100
alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 18/06/2026I could make a wig, and this isn't even including the puffs I've taken off of him the past few days 100
alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 10/06/2026do any HVAC people follow me by any chance lmao what is this 😭 100
alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 09/06/2026tfw you've been getting a 20 minute head massage and apparently that's not enough 🙄 010
alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 01/06/2026did they really cancel this show during pride month 😭 000
alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 07/04/2026I know the world's gotten used to excusing genocide but. this is the president of the United States threatening genocide. 110
alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 29/03/2026just passed by a bunch of people at a pub sitting on the patio 110
alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 28/03/2026I wanna pluck those loose tufts so bad but I know he'd be Big Mad 220
alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 22/03/2026so we're visiting my grandma's brother in the hospital. my mother asked him if he wanted anything from timmies. he asked for char kway teow 😭 which for reference, is this: 010
alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 14/02/2026never trust when a Korean person tells you something is very mild 😭🥵 000
alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 27/01/2026parallel parked into a fucking snowbank (on purpose) lmaoooo 000
alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 27/01/2026this is so cool I ordered Indian food and the paratha came in this lil pouch with a steam valve (pls ignore my atrocious nails) 110
alix 🩷💜💙 @marleysghost.bsky.social · 23/01/2026saw a movie today and was adding it to my letterboxd 110
