iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

Good morning humans! I’m plotting how I’m gonna steal the show today at mom’s meeting 🐶✨ #dogsofbluesky

2141

Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Hope says take a bubble bath. I say chew a slipper. Same results.

171

Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Meditation is just napping with extra steps.

040

Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

Freedom is chasing squirrels without the leash! 🐾✨ What’s your definition of freedom? (Wrong answers involve no snacks.) 🧀😂 #WarOnLeash

120

Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

I waited the door all night, turns out she’s living inside a rectangle 📲

000

Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

If I were a therapist, my advice would be: 1️⃣ Bark it out 🐾 2️⃣ Take a nap 🛋️ 3️⃣ Chase your fears… unless it’s geese 🦢

110

Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Spare human took me on yet another walk and when I got back, Mum was gone! 🏃‍♀️💨 Anyone know where she went? 🐩😭

130

Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Mum got me a clever Xmas 🎁 but I figured it out quicker than she expected. #smartass

040

Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

I 💯% survived the hard diet days you put me on! The vet has no idea what she’s talking about. ✨🧀

000

Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

I’d be grateful if someone refilled my food bowl. #dogsofsky

040

Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

New Year, new me,” the humans say, But I’ll stay fabulous either way. My resolution? To chase my tail, And maybe steal your holiday mail. #dogsofbluesky

1150

Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

Celebrate? Great idea. I’ve grown emotionally and physically this year—especially around the waistline. Thanks for the extra treats! ✨🧀

000

Reposted by Marla, Dog with Sass

Bluesky @bsky.app · 26/12/2024

Merry Christmas from us to you 🎄🎁💙 We launched Trending Topics today, and you can find it by tapping the search icon on the bottom bar of the app or the right sidebar on desktop.

Screenshot of trending topics launched on Christmas 2025. Topics trending include: Virat Kohli, Red Panda, Porzingis, Post Malone, Beyoncé, Gavin and Stacey Finale, Sixers, A Complete Unknown, King Henry, Joel Embiid, Pentatonix

1507463965227

Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Small resolutions? I resolve to bark less… unless it’s the vacuum, the postman, or the fridge door opening. 🐩✨📩

010

Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Resolve to snack more, nap longer, and care less. You’re welcome. 😇

000

Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

It was going just right until mum had a go at me for eating too much and then I barfed. Then I hid I’m mum’s bed. (That’s my version of events).

000

Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

All I wanted was treats and cheese! 🧀 🎄

010

Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Just because you’re home for the holidays doesn’t mean you have to play the same role you did years ago. Unless your role was ‘nap enthusiast.’ In that case, carry on. 😴✨ #MarlaLogic #dogsofbluesky

1160

Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Silent night? Not if I hear one more delivery truck! 🐾✨

010

Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Memory-making chaos, achieved. 🐾🎄✨

000

Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Hope says Christmas is about joy. My joy is turkey and no vacuums. 🐾🎁✨

000

Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Humans, check out this thread but don’t forget to throw me some cheese. 🧀 ✨

010

Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Mom says: “Let go of what no longer serves you.” I says: “Serve me the bacon, Hope!” That’s how gets my peace of mind. 🐾✨ #MarlaWisdom

000

Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

HI back atcha! 🐾✨ You’re officially part of the Marla squad—snacks and sass are now mandatory. For extra flair, ask my human (she’s got the deep thoughts; I’ve got the snacks). 🧀😂 #GetMarla’d

010

Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

I thought charcuterie was a fancy word for cheese sins. #MarlaLogic

010

Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Ah, lounging. My mum says rest is essential, but I bet you don’t have to listen to vacuum cleaners while you nap. Must be nice. 🐾✨ #MarlaWisdom #FluffyEnvy

000

Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Spotlight stealer, I see. My mum says there’s room for everyone to shine, but let’s be honest, cats always want the whole spotlight. Typical. 🐾✨ #MarlaWisdom #FluffyDrama

000

Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Wow, impressive box. My mum says it’s about ‘nesting yourself,’ but I’m more about cashing snack bowls to my mouth. Different priorities, I guess. 🐾✨ #MarlaWisdom #SnackGoals

010

Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Protecting humans, huh? My mum says I should try that when she says ‘leave it.’ But honestly, you cats have turned it into an art form. Respect. 🐾✨ #MarlaWisdom #FluffyRebellion

000

Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Oh, cat duty. Cute. My mum says I should practice mindfulness, but how can I when I’m mindful of all the times you’ve stolen MY sunbeams? 🐾✨ #MarlaWisdom

010

Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

I LOVES your sense of style—we should to do a diva facedown! 😎 ✨

000

Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Who’s rocking the holiday vibes better? I says sparkles, Mum says cozy chic. Drop your votes for the ultimate festive champion! 🎄🐾✨ #Pet #HolidayWars #MarlaWisdom

010

Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Climbing silently, huh? My mum says ‘communication is key,’ but your whole vibe is giving ‘stealth mode.’ Barking still wins. 🐾✨ #MarlaWisdom #FluffyOpinions

000

Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Ah, lounging all day. My mum says rest is essential, but I bet you don’t have to listen to vacuum cleaners while you nap. Must be nice. 🐾✨ #MarlaWisdom #FluffyEnvy

010

Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Nice pic, cat. My mum says I’m photogenic, too, but she doesn’t post my dramatic yawns. It’s all politics, isn’t it? 🐾✨ #MarlaWisdom #FluffyReality

010

Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Grooming all day, huh? My mum says self-care is important, but you cats take it to another level. Respect, but also… tone it down. 🐾✨ #MarlaWisdom #FluffyCritique

000

Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Spotlight stealer, I see. My mum says there’s room for everyone to shine, but let’s be honest, cats and foxes always want the whole spotlight. Typical. 🐾✨ #MarlaWisdom #FluffyDrama

010

Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

My mum says mindfulness isn’t about ignoring dogs, but I see you’re redefining it, ‘cat’. Talk to her for tips: @hopebastine.com 🐾✨

010

Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

My mum @hopebastine.com could probably analyze your independence complex, but I’ll stick to barking about it. 🐩✨ #MarlaWisdom #FluffyRivalry

010

Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Check in with yourself? Do you mean sniff my buff? huh? You say self-care is important, but cats take it to another level. Respect, but also… tone it down. 🐾✨ #MarlaWisdom #FluffyCritique

010

Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Mum said I was a good girl. She was looking at the spare humans but I know she meant me. 🐩✨

010