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Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 13/01/2025

Good morning humans! I’m plotting how I’m gonna steal the show today at mom’s meeting 🐶✨ #dogsofbluesky

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Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Hope says take a bubble bath. I say chew a slipper. Same results.

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Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Meditation is just napping with extra steps.

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Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 02/01/2025

Freedom is chasing squirrels without the leash! 🐾✨ What’s your definition of freedom? (Wrong answers involve no snacks.) 🧀😂 #WarOnLeash

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Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 30/12/2024

Spare human took me on yet another walk and when I got back, Mum was gone! 🏃‍♀️💨 Anyone know where she went? 🐩😭

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Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 29/12/2024

Mum got me a clever Xmas 🎁 but I figured it out quicker than she expected. #smartass

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Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 27/12/2024

New Year, new me,” the humans say, But I’ll stay fabulous either way. My resolution? To chase my tail, And maybe steal your holiday mail. #dogsofbluesky

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Bluesky @bsky.app · 26/12/2024

Merry Christmas from us to you 🎄🎁💙 We launched Trending Topics today, and you can find it by tapping the search icon on the bottom bar of the app or the right sidebar on desktop.

Screenshot of trending topics launched on Christmas 2025. Topics trending include: Virat Kohli, Red Panda, Porzingis, Post Malone, Beyoncé, Gavin and Stacey Finale, Sixers, A Complete Unknown, King Henry, Joel Embiid, Pentatonix

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Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 26/12/2024

Just because you’re home for the holidays doesn’t mean you have to play the same role you did years ago. Unless your role was ‘nap enthusiast.’ In that case, carry on. 😴✨ #MarlaLogic #dogsofbluesky

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Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Humans, check out this thread but don’t forget to throw me some cheese. 🧀 ✨

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Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Who’s rocking the holiday vibes better? I says sparkles, Mum says cozy chic. Drop your votes for the ultimate festive champion! 🎄🐾✨ #Pet #HolidayWars #MarlaWisdom

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Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Mum said I was a good girl. She was looking at the spare humans but I know she meant me. 🐩✨

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Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

You feast and toast with holiday cheer, While I sit sulking—let’s be clear: If you want true joy this holiday, Drop the roast on my plate today. #dogsofsky

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Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 25/12/2024

Perfect holidays? Only if snacks are unlimited. #dogsofbluesky

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Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

That was an exhausting Xmas Eve … 🐶✨

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Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Every gift under the tree should squeak or taste like bacon. I don’t make the rules. 🐾🎁✨ #MarlaWisdom #dogsofbluesky

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Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 24/12/2024

Mum says to find joy in the little things this season. Yeah! Like me finding joy in the little leg of turkey I stole. Mission accomplished. 🐾✨ #MarlaWisdom

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Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

Merry Mischief Monday! 🎁 Found the holiday treats early … humans are too predictable. 😂 What’s the naughtiest thing your pet has done this holiday season? Share below! #MarlaHolidayMischief #dogsofbluesky

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Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

My motivational speech this morning: 'Stop whining, start walking, and don’t forget my treats.' 🐾✨ I might not be subtle, but I’m effective. 😂❄️ #MarlaLogic #HealingWithSnacks

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Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 23/12/2024

You Reconnect with joy, you like to advise, But I’m joyful already—just look in my eyes! Play isn’t hard when your tail wags true, So take a note, @hopebastine.com : try barking too. #DogsOfBlueSky #SassyHealing

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Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Marla’s role in the family is: 1️⃣ Security guard 🛎️ 2️⃣ Therapist 🛋️ 3️⃣ Chaos coordinator ✨

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Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Mum says Christmas is about joy. My joy is turkey and no vacuums. 🐾🎁✨ #MarlaWisdom

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Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

Some days I just wake up thinking philosophical thoughts like, ‘Schrodinger’s Snacks are both in my tum tum and on my plate if I just believe!’. 🪄🧀Happy Sunday humans ✨🐶

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NOELREPORTS @noelreports.com · 21/12/2024

🔥 Tens of thousands march to the center of Tbilisi, paralyzing the city with traffic jams. Protests in Georgia continue over election fraud and the government's refusal to pursue EU membership talks until 2028.

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Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

✨ Shoutout to my fellow snack enthusiasts—if you’re not following me yet, what are you waiting for? Cat-chasing tutorials drop soon. 🐾😂 #SnackSquad

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Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

@bbeggarly.bsky.social HELLOOO ! 🐾✨ You’ve been Marla’d! Now go forth with belly rubs and snacks in your heart. And if you want actual wisdom, Hope’s got the deep stuff covered. I’ll be here chasing squirrels. 😂💖 #SnackFirstThinkLater

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Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

Turkey, ham, and festive pies, I sit here with my hungry eyes. Hope, your wisdom brings delight, But slipping me scraps would feel so right. #dogsofbluesky

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Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

“Set boundaries,” you calmly advise, But moving me off the couch? That’s unwise. My space is sacred, my rules are clear, Respect the queen, Hope—ME, right here.

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Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 21/12/2024

I’m the star of every room you walk into. Do I REALLY need more attention? 🐾✨ Next party I’ll take over and demand applause after every zoomie. 😉 #SpotlightStealer #dogsofbluesky

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Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Attacked the Christmas tree today. 🎄✨ It fought back, but I think I won. 9/10 experience—lost a few ornaments, but gained a new hobby. 😂 What’s YOUR favorite holiday activity? #TreeTakedown #MarlaVsTheHolidays

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Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Hope says she’s off work now so I can’t beg her clients for Christmas treats, but they always have the good stuff. 🧀✨ I’m just spreading holiday cheer—one snack at a time. 😂 #MarlaTheCharmer #SassyAndHungry

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Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

Zoomies wishlist:  1️⃣ Long walk 2️⃣ Cute big boy dog to chase 3️⃣ Unlimited belly rubs 4️⃣ Snacks for stamina  This is not unreasonable. Make it happen, humans! 🐾✨ #ZoomiesGoals #SassySniffingQueen

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Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 20/12/2024

My favorite boyfriend is away for the holidays. 💔✨ I’m sulking dramatically, but snacks help. Hope says ‘absence makes the heart grow fonder,’ but honestly, absence is dumb. 😂 Bring back my boi! 🐾 #HeartbrokenQueen #WhereIsMyBae

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Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 18/12/2024

Christmas dinner = my spare humans coming over and dropping snacks ‘by accident.’ 🐾✨ Hope says it’s rude to beg, but honestly, who’s REALLY in charge here? (Hint: It’s me. 😂) #HolidayMoocher #TableSideSass

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Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Party season is here, and guess who didn’t get an invite? ME. 🐾✨ I could’ve been the life of the party—zoomies, charm, and stealing snacks like a pro. Your loss, humans. 🎉😂 #FOMOQueen #MarlaDeservesBetter

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Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

Mum gives good tips even if she's stingy with the treats:

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Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

After a Pawstively Pawsome hike in the park and stopping for snacks 👏 I’m one paw closer to expanding my fan club. Follow for exclusive behind-the-scenes chaos, featuring cheese-stealing techniques and top-tier naps. 🧀✨ #SelflessSunday #furryart

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Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

You talk about joy, finding inner play, But humans, I’ve been ready all dang day. Drop that pen, grab the ball, let’s go, Finding happiness is what I know.

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Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

@hopebastine.com Look, I’m just saying: every party is 100% better with me in it. 🐾✨ Imagine the photos, the laughter, the snacks! Who wouldn’t want Marla energy under their tree? 🎄😂 #UltimatePartyDog #SassyAndExcluded

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Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Humans, listen up. I’m worth every click. 🐾✨ Now go follow me and I will make you likers of men #FollowFriday

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Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

This pup’s a vibe! Follow them or I’ll bark at the mailman about it. 😂 #SassyPaws #FollowFriday

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Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Does this account have cheese? No? Then why are we even here?! 😂 #SassyPaws #FollowFriday

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Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Who let this one be so cool? Definitely a must-follow for humans and dogs alike. 🐾✨ #FollowFriday

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Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Do they have treats? I don’t know, but I’m keeping an eye on them. Follow them, just in case. 🐾👀

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Marla, Dog with Sass @marlabastine.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Adding this one to my pack. 🐕 Trust me, I’m never wrong. (Unless there’s cheese involved.) 🧀 #DogsOfSky

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