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@markwyo.bsky.social
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Just a small blue dot floating in the vast emptiness of Wyoming red space

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Mark @markwyo.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Woke up to find a "federal benefit credit" for $90 in my checking account. I didn't ask for it, I don't need it, and I really don't think that any president should reallocate funds as he sees fit, especially for nakedly partisan political benefit.
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Mark @markwyo.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
BREAKING: Google Maps to swap names of Kharg and Larak Islands in effort to obscure Trump's confusion and stupidity.
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Mark @markwyo.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Hey quick question, totally unrelated to the imported/self-processed beef stuff: Can the human body develop a tolerance for diarrheagenic E. coli strains after repeated exposures?
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Mark @markwyo.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Here's what Google's AI says about the lunar eclipse that will take place later tonight, guess it already happened in the googleverse:
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Mark @markwyo.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Hey, rule #1 when it comes to software deployments: If it works in production, it would have passed testing too! Why not apply the same principle to weapon systems?
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Mark @markwyo.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
If we're going to do Clancy novels in this timeline can we please just skip ahead to "Debt of Honor"? Plznthx
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Mark @markwyo.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Personal note: In 1979 my picture was on the cover of Stars and Stripes, but with another guy's name in the caption lmao. I got assigned to the Outdoor Rec dept at Ft Carson and spent the summer guiding white water raft trips on the Arkansas River.
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Mark @markwyo.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Little Chucklefuck Gray and Hairy Hagfish were inevitable, this is Wyoming after all. But at least the blond chick who reminds trump of the daughter he always wanted to "date" lost her bid for Governor. She was an incompetent stooge as school superintendent and would be the same as governor.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/08/2026
“This custom, state-of-the-art service container is covered in beautiful 24-karat gold and outfitted with the latest security and antimissile technology,” Donald Trump said as he showed off the luxury catering truck, which reportedly cost U.S. taxpayers $900 million.
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Trump Unveils New 250-Foot Gilded Catering Container For Presidential Travel
WASHINGTON—Touting the new vessel as an investment that could discreetly transport the nation’s chief executive for years to come, President Donald Trump unveiled Tuesday a new 250-foot gilded caterin...
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Justin Wolfers @justinwolfers.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
The reason why every president can say we've got more workers than ever before.
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Mark @markwyo.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Ten minutes plus stopage. Is it time for Argentina to start playing offense yet?
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Mark @markwyo.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Dude is being a selfish crybaby asshole.
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Budd @n7eoj.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
It has been criminally underreported but Kelsey Pfendler has just rowed solo across the Pacific Ocean from the US coast to Hawaii in record time. A 2,400-mile unsupported journey in 43 days, 17 hours, and 55 minutes. Notably beating the Men’s record by 9 whole days.
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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
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Mark @markwyo.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I cancelled a motorhome trip for later this month cause of gas prices (5.5mpg & 80gal tank = ouch). Right now prices are down 25-30 cents/gal since yesterday, but I fully expect either trump or netanyahoo to sabotage this "deal" in the next few days.
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Mark @markwyo.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Just got home from a 2,700 mile road trip. Last Monday gas here was $3.49, when we filled up Tuesday morning on our way out it was $3.79. $4.14 in Utah and $4.49 in Nevada. Costco was the cheapest in CA at $5.65. Today it's about $4.20 here. Winning!
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Mark @markwyo.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Holy shit UConn
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Mark @markwyo.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
This article reads like a horror story that gives you nightmares that you can't wake up from.
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Mark @markwyo.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Trump take IRA
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Mark @markwyo.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
I remember the times I've been pulled over for speeding or some other infraction, and the office always approaches and asks for my vehicle registration and voter ID.
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Mark @markwyo.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
I swear @jbpritzker.bsky.social almost said Howard Nutlick on msnow but caught himself just in time.
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Mark @markwyo.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Has any cabinet secretary in our nation's history ever said anything more anti-democracy or anti-American as this? The "right people" electing the "right leaders". Does anyone still have doubts about where this shit is heading in November?
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Mark @markwyo.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Usually yes, but in this case I make an exception.
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Harrison Fork @harrisonfork.com · 09/02/2026
I don't condone violence, but I support this absolutely brutal murder 😆
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Mark @markwyo.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
👏👏👏
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Mark @markwyo.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Minor correction: The GOP whip's name is John, not Tom. And his name is spelled "Barrasshole".
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Mark @markwyo.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Thanks @morningjoe-msnow.bsky.social for running a fucking ICE recruitment ad. Just awesome.
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Asha Rangappa @asharangappa.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
If you want to understand the philsophy/ideology/plan Tim is referring to, I explain in this post (see Group 3) open.substack.com/pub/asharang...
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Making Sense of MAGA
An ideological roadmap to help you understand the madness.
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Mark @markwyo.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Trump will soon release a new EO renaming Greenland to Iceland, and Iceland to Lavaland. Google maps will immediately comply.
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Mark @markwyo.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
LMAO, I was 20 and in the Army barracks on base, just reading in my bunk. All of a sudden someone was banging on my door and yelling. I opened the door and a Sgt in my platoon was yelling that "we gotta go! we gotta go!". He had just seen Star Wars and was so excited he had to share it with someone.
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Mark @markwyo.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Well, Fuck
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Mark @markwyo.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
All it would take is one more GOP rep with morals and a conscience, or at least some balls, to sign the discharge petition and put an end to the bullshit.
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Mark @markwyo.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Brendan Goebbels, Minister of Propaganda
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Mark @markwyo.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Literally every TV in Wyoming is watching the Ravens-Bills game right now.
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Mike Luckovich @mluckovich.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
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Mark @markwyo.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Post of the month....so far
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Mark @markwyo.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
My wife and I went to the senior matinee yesterday to catch a movie she's been wanting to see. Not sure what it was called but from what I could tell it was "Tom Cruise Is The Greatest Ever". Starring Tom Cruise. Written, directed and produced by Tom Cruise.
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Mark @markwyo.bsky.social · 03/05/2025
Cmon @godpod.bsky.social this has got to be smite level shit right here.
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Mark @markwyo.bsky.social · 27/04/2025
Scott Bessent is none of those things
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Mark @markwyo.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Certifiably stupid, and also pretty certain that he's the smartest guy in the room. If you had to teach a class on Dunning Kruger Effect he is the only example you'd need. But you could easily use Navarro as well. Or Ron Vara, who for some reason is just exactly as dumb as Pete.
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Mark @markwyo.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Serious question: They are defaming Goldberg, calling him a liar among other things. But if he releases the full chat as proof, can they then turn around and charge him under the Espionage Act?
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Stealthgirl 🫘 @stealthgirl21.bsky.social · 21/03/2025
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Mark @markwyo.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
I haven't seen any reports that SS "second Wednesday" folks didn't get their check yesterday, so hopefully mine will get deposited next week. After that who the fuck knows.
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Mark @markwyo.bsky.social · 13/02/2025
Just went and got my second 2024/25 Covid shot right after the RFK confirmation. March 1 will be 6 mos since my last shot, but I'm not sure if it will be available in 2 weeks, or if Medicare Part B will still cover it. That lunatic asshole is going to kill a lot of people.
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Mark @markwyo.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Ok, now that's just funny as hell
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Mark @markwyo.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
If my drinking became a major news story and might disqualify me from a very high level job I think I would be unavailable for comment, because I'd be in a rehab facility in the desert and not walking around in the capital. Just me I guess.
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Mark @markwyo.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Adding @stephruhle.bsky.social to my list of MSNBC hosts who can kiss my fucking ass. These assholes just can't quit bagging on Joe Biden
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Mark @markwyo.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
If Gaetz does get confirmed as AG, SNL's Mikey Day is ready
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