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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱

@markusmilner.bsky.social
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Bassist, writer, project manager. Vancouver-based. Co-founder of The Bad Pennies, 2024 IBC challengers.

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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 1h
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Noodling in Hoi An
The name Hoi An translates as “peaceful meeting place” — and it has been much more peaceful for us than Hanoi was, or (I expect) than Ho Chi Minh City will be. After a peaceful night’s sleep, we wo…
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 11h
Or like a marionette
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Pinocchio's Nose Grows After a Lie
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 11h
Money
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 13h
He’s clearly abandoning the anti-vax voters
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 20h
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A quiet day in Hoi An
I would have liked to spend another day in Hué, but we have places to go. After breakfast we pile into the bus and begin the long and winding road over the mountains and through the Hai Van Pass, p…
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No one should expect it to “blow over”. This isn’t a “hissy fit,” we’ve moved on.
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Bonnie Critchley @bonniecritchley.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The evidence of American interference here in #Alberta continues to grow. If you stay home and don't vote, you are letting them win. #ABPoli #Referendum2026
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Inadvertently made his tea with polonium
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Canadian History Ehx @cdnhistoryehx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
On Oct. 4, 1957, the Avro Arrow was unveiled with the intention of it being the RCAF's primary interceptor in the 1960s. Less than two years later, the program was abruptly cancelled and 14,528 Avro employees were put out of work. This is the story. 📸 LAC 🧵 1/12
A black-and-white aerial view of the Avro Arrow, a delta-winged jet aircraft marked with "RL-201" and a Canadian maple leaf insignia, displayed on a tarmac surrounded by a large crowd of people and a stage with officials, near a building and parked cars.
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
MAGA macht frei
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Should probably do that anyway. “Well, judge, he needed killing.”
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You know, it’s that thing where you choose not to see the job or college applications of people of colour.
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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HAL 9000: I'm Afraid I Can't Do That Dave
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s like he hit the trifecta 🐎
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That’s an absolute tonne of five spice
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Travels in Vietnam
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This is (the) Hué
We’ve checked in at our hotel, the beautiful and aptly named Asia Hotel, in Hué. Getting here was an adventure. After our brief moment in Ha Long Bay, we boarded the bus back to Hanoi. We’d already…
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Hon. Thomas A. Lukaszuk @lukaszukab.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
US Republican organizers are in Alberta to help separatists mobilize their vote. They’re not even hiding it. They are openly working for the national interest of the United States. Cast your vote for Canada. Reject these treasonous imposters. www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/artic...
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Jesse’s an idiot.
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We need to include “banishment” as a penalty in the criminal code. These traitors clearly don’t want to be part of Canada, so let’s banish them from the country.
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not quite spelunking
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Pleasantly caving in
The lime green water shimmers in the sunlight like leaves in a morning breeze. We are motoring quietly through the bay, along with other similar boats, towards Sung Sot Cave, a large-ish limestone …
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
💯 Why would anyone want to travel there now?
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And how often did those acts involve urination?
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
MAGA is a white supremacist euphemism for Nazi, so it totally makes sense.
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is why 9 other countries are smarter
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’d rather we repurpose their idled factories to produce the military equipment we need & develop closer relationships with Asian vehicle manufacturers. The less we have to depend on the U.S. the better.
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
First concert I went to was Prism, with Loverboy opening.
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Feeling the heat in Ha Long Bay
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Descending dragon
We woke early and had breakfast at the hotel. Pho ga, Vietnamese donuts, hard-boiled eggs, fruit and coffee, for me. Then, shortly after 9 am, we boarded the bus to Ha Long Bay. We have a local gui…
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One of the many great moments in that film.
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No notes
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Always Be Closing - Glengarry Glen Ross
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Damned right.
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Milhouse Throwing Frisbee
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Now they just have to find some private backers dumb enough to put their billions into it.
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Our first full day in a place I’ve mostly known from war movies and spy novels.
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Good morning, Vietnam!
After a good night’s sleep, we woke feeling refreshed. The air con helps. Our room is clean, comfortable and cool. Everything I want and need. We’re staying at La Dolce Vita Hotel, in the old quart…
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
🤣😂
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Does he think hispanics are feline & always land on their feet?
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
First day in Vietnam
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Hanoi: first impressions
Hanoi is hot. Sticky hot. Over 40C with the humidity. Between that and my jet lag, I haven’t done much exploring yet. After arriving at the airport, we met up with the contact we’d arranged to get …
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
As Tom Petty sang, the waiting is the hardest part.
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Fly and be free
There is so much waiting involved in travel. So much time spent standing in queues or sitting in waiting areas. And that’s after the journey begins. It doesn’t contemplate the weeks and months spen…
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Maybe an old C series instead.
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They can pucker up and kiss our potash
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah, 🤬 the Marshmallow Mussolini. We don’t plead with pedos.
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This contract should be cancelled immediately & the CEO should be investigated for fraud.
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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South Park: Underpants Gnomes' Phase 1
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Picard & The Wrong Tea
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’ve never understood why anyone ever pretended he was smart, rather than just pompous & tedious.
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“What if we made the creepy camera more like a cute pendant?”
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There’s this thing. They call it poverty. Have you heard that word, poverty? It’s an interesting word. Lots of people say we have it the best, the biggest. No one does poverty like we do.
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Never heard the song or the singer. Rolling Stone is a completely useless anachronism of a magazine.
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I don’t think they’ve got a soul between them
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Markus O’Reallyus 🇨🇦🤝🇺🇦 & 🇬🇱 @markusmilner.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I could see people dancing to that
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