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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon

@markusmccloud.bsky.social
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⚠ NO MINORS! YOU WILL BE BLOCKED! ⚠ (Icon from @silkyrobos.art) Just a blue dragon who loves breast milk but definitely not capitalism. All art is commissioned, not made by myself. He/him \ 28 \ aro-ace IRL, pan tastes \ anti-NFT & AI \ BLM \ ACAB

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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
You know that "cake made with diarrhea" analogy? This is the equivalent of making a delicious cake with NO diarrhea in it whatsoever, serving some slices... ...THEN drizzling diarrhea on top of the rest of it.
@nesbot.bsky.social@nesbot.bsky.social
Harbour Masters(Ship of Harkinian team) Using AI Code + AI Assets in All of Their Ports Now www.resetera.com/threads/16...
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Go for a Perfect!" HUD prompt from Rhythm Heaven
@mow.bsky.social@mow.bsky.social
Added (basically) the whole song and adjusted the animation speed to match the song better.
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oh, that quote was from a satire account? That's good to know! Now to go back to my old plans of "still not fucking watching the TERF lady's show".
@lucasderuyter.bsky.social@lucasderuyter.bsky.social
Love the sentiment against Rowling, but this is quite literally fake news generated by a satire platform.
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I've already deleted the Sketchfab account 30 seconds after making it, and the Epic account is slated for deletion in a few weeks. Eat shit, Epic. t(-_-)t /rant
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Just needed somewhere to vent and say fuck Epic Games for REQUIRING an Epic Games account to sign up for Sketchfab. 💢 I created a throwaway Epic account for less than two minutes to make a Sketchfab account, just so I can download ONE specific model that I wanted to use for a personal project.
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Humongous Entertainment game mascot: "Are you SURE you want to reset your custom level?" The two options:
@wayneradio.tv@wayneradio.tv
Fed him to much green joyberries Had to cancel out with 15cc red rageberry concentrate
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Tumblr thread

loulooser: Can't wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

spinostarz: i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

loulooser: why? it's about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

jarsjam: THERE's TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???
(horrified MSPaint reaction image)
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Yup. :3
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Krystal about to throw a Fuel Barrel, saying "Think fast, chucklenuts!"
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
...How long has Lon Lon Ranch been offering mare's milk?
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Therian theta-delta symbol?
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
I got one: Have someone suckle from her dry nipples, with her assuring them that there hasn't been milk in them for several years... ...only to have the milk start flowing all over again and she feels the tender sensation of nursing a hungry maw after so very long. 🥛💗
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Ough, I am VERY normal for Buggie-Holly! 🐞💗
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Oh, heck, happy birthday! 🎂 ^//w//^ 💗
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
That's my comm! >//w//< 💞🥛
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Buddy, you're not gonna believe this, but I am apparently four parallel universes ahead of you. (🎨 by @daebelly.tgirl.gay )
The High Dragun is standing in a pool of lava. The hot fluid's glow lights up the chamber and the dragun's red and orange scales... and her very pregnant figure. She's holding Markus up to her tit, letting him breastfeed from her giant milk-filled breast. She's looking down at the tiny blue dragon in adoration, a heart-shaped curl of smoke emanating from her gun-barrel snout.

(Picture by Daebelly, dated 2022)
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The Vee-arlands
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