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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon

@markusmccloud.bsky.social
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⚠ NO MINORS! YOU WILL BE BLOCKED! ⚠ (Icon from @silkyrobos.art) Just a blue dragon who loves breast milk but definitely not capitalism. All art is commissioned, not made by myself. He/him \ 28 \ aro-ace IRL, pan tastes \ anti-NFT & AI \ BLM \ ACAB

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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
PayPal (as Squidward): Who the hell orders a big tiddy mousepad at 5 in the morning?!IraWolfeArt (as Patrick): Oh boy! 5 AM!
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"Go for a Perfect!" HUD prompt from Rhythm Heaven
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Tumblr thread

loulooser: Can't wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

spinostarz: i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

loulooser: why? it's about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

jarsjam: THERE's TWENTY ONE THIS TIME???
(horrified MSPaint reaction image)
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Krystal about to throw a Fuel Barrel, saying "Think fast, chucklenuts!"
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Buddy, you're not gonna believe this, but I am apparently four parallel universes ahead of you. (🎨 by @daebelly.tgirl.gay )
The High Dragun is standing in a pool of lava. The hot fluid's glow lights up the chamber and the dragun's red and orange scales... and her very pregnant figure. She's holding Markus up to her tit, letting him breastfeed from her giant milk-filled breast. She's looking down at the tiny blue dragon in adoration, a heart-shaped curl of smoke emanating from her gun-barrel snout.

(Picture by Daebelly, dated 2022)
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Ooh! I'll try my luck! 💛 (If I luck out and win the spin but you don't want to draw Lizzie here, I have other characters.)
Bio Lizzie, an anthro Biolizard momma, drawn by @daebelly.tgirl.gay
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
...Oh, is THAT what you officially called those cheap little crab bastards from Metropolis Zone?
That one fuck-ass crab badnik from Sonic 2's Metropolis Zone that always seems to get a lucky hit on you with its extending claw.

Apparently, it's officially called "Shellcracker" by the game's manual... Not sure why, when it's clearly better at "cracking" Sonic in the nuts.
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I can vouch that Wrenchy does some good renders: Here's one that I got from him pretty recently that I still love! ^///^ ❤️
Cynder (of Spyro fame, depicted here in her "evil" red and black color scheme) is in the nude and reclining on some pillows, offering her huge pregnant belly for Markus to snuggle up against. 

Markus (a blue-and-white dragon) is resting his head atop her belly, his eyes closed and his ear pressed up to her scales, listening in. His hand is rubbing the side of her belly. Cynder silently encourages him by holding his hand as he rubs her baby-belly.

Credits:
Cynder model by @snerfoil.bsky.social
Markus model derived from a Zairiza Dragon base by @zairiza.bsky.social and refined by @snerfoil.bsky.social
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
...Okay, in my defense, the Biolizard is like the ONLY Sonic character with a canon birthday. <<;
Highlighted text on the Project Shadow document: 
"12:30 AM on January 27th, we initiated the experiment to start Shadow's first prototype."
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
TF2 Soldier saying the above user's post
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Cave Johnson:
INFINITY PERCENT MAD
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Lizzie here sure gets ME going... 💛 What about you, though?
Bio-Lizzie (just "Lizzie" for short) is a curvaceous and motherly anthro Biolizard. Her scales are burnt orange, and her underbelly is black. She has mechanical eyes and hoses connecting to a life support system on her back.

On the right, she's depicted with a big pregnant belly and a pair of very milky tits.

Reference sheet by @daebelly.tgirl.gay
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Hhhhffff, so many good picks! If I had to pick one, it's probably this breastfeeding pic! Your hand holding my head, your unbothered expression, your round inviting belly that I can't stop rubbing as I nurse... Hhhhhough, SOOOO good~ 💗🥛💗🥛
Anonymous viewer: Mistress Dae, could I ask... Oh! I'm so sorry to interrupt!
Dae: Oh, don't worry, I'm all ears! What did you need?
Dae and Markus are laying in bed. Markus is blushing and looking back at the viewer, clearly embarrassed that he was caught breastfeeding while rubbing Dae's pregnant belly. Dae, however, seems completely unbothered and just cradles Markus as he drinks her breast milk.
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
...Aaaand that's another keyword bot getting the Scorch Shot treatment.
A modified version of a scene from Valve's "Meet the Pyro". Markus (taking on the role of the RED Pyro) just fired a searing-hot Scorch Shot shell with the "Block" button on it at Moobsky (here taking on the role of the BLU Scout), all the while a raging inferno blazes around them.
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
All the classes of Team Fortress 2 laughing at OpenAI and Disney's well-deserved misfortune
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
TF2 Classified teams, rearranged to match the tool colors in the original post

YLW (Yard Logistics Workers) - DeWalt
GRN (Global Radio Network) - Ryobi
RED (Reliable Excavation Demolition) - Milwaukee
BLU (Builders League United) - Makita
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Bongcloud strats for the win!
Prompter (asking as earnestly as possible): How would the chess meta change if the board was rotationally symmetrical instead of mirrored? (i.e. kings standing directly across from the opposing queen)

The "AI": Uh... bongcloud would be even more meta than before.
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Been thinking about this art of a Bio-Lizzie plush @silkyrobos.art made for me. God, I want one so bad! 💛
Lizzie (a Biolizard OC) reimagined as an adorable plushie, complete with a big head and round, teddy-bear-like limbs. Even the life support machine on her back is made of fabric.
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
You two might like KarmaZoo; it's a cooperative platformer all about working together to get to the goal. While there is a side mode that's competitive, the main game is all about altruism. No mistrust or rivalry whatsoever. ❤️
KarmaZoo cover art
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
Scooby-Doo Meme

Fred unmasks "Post without fear of cancellation!" to reveal "All hate speech is welcome here!"
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Happy birthday, Maple!
Lizzie, a pregnant anthro biolizard, celebrating Maple's birthday the only way she knows how: blowing into a party noisemaker and squeezing milk out her tit. (art by daebelly)
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Merry Crisis everyone! 🎄
Lizzie is wearing a Santa hat and a milk-stained festive sweater. She's asking the viewer "What do you think of my 'Merry Christmas' sweater?"

...Her sweater actually says "Merry Crisis".
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Anyone else hearing boss music and typewriter clicking?
A frame from the video in question, namely the terrifying giant robot scene, the proof-of-concept of a potential dinosaur animatronic. 

The image has Sonic Adventure 2 HUD elements edited in, the most prominent being a boss health bar in the corner and the boss's name, "EGG BEHEMOTH", in the middle of the screen.
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Just a reminder that microtransactions started off this way. Oh, its "just a little" extra money for the horse armor! ...And look where we are now. Don't let it slide because it's "just a little AI": Be adamant, and don't budge.
The infamous "Horse Armor DLC" from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, considered by many as Patient Zero for all modern microtransactions.Fortnite's V-Bucks shop, an example of modern game monetization (and ironically one of the least egregious examples, despite the largest bundle being 90 dollars).
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
hjkfgdhjklgfdshjklgfdjhdfgsjk Good fucking god, I need to drink fresh Holly milk~ 💗🥛
Ferally jumping around room in excitement
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Have a Minecraft Markus as a timeline cleanser! 💙 (Model courtesy of @popdude731.bsky.social )
Markus modeled in Minecraft, courtesy of the Figura mod.
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
You can thank @platinumeggs.bsky.social for all three of these milky pics of Clarissa! 🧡🥛
Clarissa is breastfeeding a very thirsty Markus with her giant leaking tits, making his belly swell with her breast milk, his tail just happily wagging back and forth.

(Clarissa is a cauldin, a dragon-adjacent scalie, with burnt-orange scales, brown hair, a crystal orb on the end of her tail, and huge milky tits. Markus is a blue dragon with a white underbelly and soft white mane going down his back.)A pregnant Clarissa is rubbing her belly as she suckles from her own leaking nipple.Clarissa is laying on a teal bed, enticing the viewer to "Come have a taste, dear~" while holding her leaking tits up for them.
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Hope you don't mind me posting Lizzie here! 💛
Bio-Lizzie, an anthropomorphic Biolizard momma

Art by @daebelly.tgirl.gay
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Hmmm, okay, here's an off the wall idea: What about a de-paperized Water Vellumental dragon? It's mostly just a blue dragon, though having things like belly and breast inflation sliders and tits that lactate water would probably sell the vibe. (Or maybe I'm just projecting really hard. <w<)
The busty Water Vellumental is seated on a bench and nursing Markus in her lap. She's shrugging to the viewer, remarking "Yeah... He beat me fair and square. I'm his personal wetnurse now." She admits in small text, "...At least he's cute when he breastfeeds.~"

Art by @daebelly.tgirl.gay
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Ferally jumping around the room in excitement
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
B... Big dragon bigger... 💦💞
A very flustered and blushing Markus
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
DARK AETHER IS QUITE LOVELY THIS TIME OF YEAR. (🎨 by @pancakesrayreal.bsky.social)
Markus McCloud, former a dragon, now fully corrupted by the Ing horde.
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Sure! I love liquid inflation! I'm definitely the type to over-indulge in milk, especially fresh from the tap~ 🥛
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Here's my Lizzie! 💛
A reference sheet of Bio-Lizzie, an anthro biolizard momma. (Includes a pregnancy and lactation reference on the far right.)

Art by @daebelly.bsky.social
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
(A top hat wearing dog is holding money in his mouth.)

Dog: Pls spend??

(A hand labeled "Workers" reaches for the dollar.)

Dog (now mad): No wage!!

Dog: Only spend!
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
That... is an oddly-specific axe you have to grind... but nonetheless, you have my grindstone.
A Grindstone from Minecraft
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Oh, right! Today IS #BustyBoyDay, isn't it? Well, believe it or not, while Markus usually drinks from someone else's tits, he HAS been depicted with a pair of his own once before, courtesy of @daebelly.bsky.social! (He'd be MUCH too powerful if he ALWAYS had his own supply of milk~ ;3 🥛💖)
Markus, an anthro male dragon, is now depicted with a massive pair of milky breasts. In the first image, he's admiring his newfound tits as they freely drip milk. In the second, he's drinking from one of his own nipples, his member getting very stiff in the process~
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Ouuughhhh, god, the leaking milk~ 💖//w//💖🥛
Ferally bouncing off the walls
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
I bet they'd love to visit Lake Char­gogg­a­gogg­man­chaugg­a­gogg­chau­bun­a­gung­a­maugg in Massachusetts!
A beidge that reads "Welcome to Lake Char­gogg­a­gogg­man­chaugg­a­gogg­chau­bun­a­gung­a­maugg".
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
Gonna go with a pretty popular one: TF2!
Team Fortress 2
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
I don't draw often... and yet... I'm proud of what I doodled here. 💙
Markus: * It was one of the most genuinely optimistic games I've ever played. It felt so good... Knowing that no one had to be left behind... that I had the power to truly save EVERYONE...Markus's portrait from the previous text box
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Lock really be like:
TF2 Scout throwing a flashbang and shouting "Think fast, chucklenuts!"
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
If you see this, then I implore you to post an image from your device without context
Edited meme.

"Your Friendly Neighborhood Biolizard" tweets "Decided to poor the contents of a snowglobe into a glass and drink it. Will keep you all updated on how this goes" [sic]

Then "Your Friendly Neighborhood Biolizard" (@UltimateWifeForm) quote-retweets herself with a follow-up, only responding "Hospital".
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
All the milk I could ever drink~ 💗🥛💗🥛💗 (🎨: @daebelly.bsky.social)
Lizzie Emote - Horny

(art by @daebelly.bsky.social‬)
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Repost with yourself as a meme. (Caddicarus gags count as memes, right?) Sketch by @daebelly.bsky.social !
Markus reenacting a gag from the video, "The Ugly World of the PS2 EyeToy" by Caddicarus.

Markus is curled up in the corner, quietly sobbing. Another Markus is pointing to the sobbing Markus, singing "That's me in the corner!"
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Do you like genetic mishmash characters with mechanical bits?Shes a busty Biolizard momma, made with the help of @daebelly.bsky.social! I tend to brainrot over her a lot, hhhhffff~ 💛
Refsheet of Bio-Lizzie, a curvaceous anthropomorphic Biolizard.l
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Happy Socialist Teeth Day, everyone! (I don't really have a good PFP of Markus grinning, though; the closest thing I have is this Sharkus I got from @dansharkman.bsky.social )
Markus McCloud, reimagined as a shark. Art by
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
So @pancakesrayreal.bsky.social surprised me with more Bio-Lizzie art he did in MSPaint after he noticed the default color palette having a lot of orange shades. I will never grow tired of seeing fanart of my Lizzie! 💛💛💛💛💛
MSPaint nude pinup(?) drawing of Bio-Lizzie, a curvaceous anthro Biolizard.An alt of the previous image, now depicting her with a pregnant kicking belly.
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
Here's a completed example that I just commed from him: a very pregnant and milky Mecha Dragon! Go check him out for yourself if things like this would interest you! ^//w//^ 🥛💖
A very pregnant Mecha Dragon (of Mega Man 2 fame) is squeezing one of her  milky tits and firing off a stream of milk in pleasure as her unborn whelps kick within her swollen belly.
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Markus McCloud, the Milk-oholic Dragon @markusmccloud.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Sending Bio-Lizzie energy your way!
Bio-Lizzie emote - Happy Neutral
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