Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Those weren’t dates mate, those were advanced driving lessons. 000
Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Don’t want to alarm anyone, but there’s a ghost flying over Aberdeen just now. 000
Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 09/07/2026Sounds like Trump is getting involved again… 😂 #worldcup #trump #ice 000
Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 16/06/2026He's a woman who understands, He's a woman who loves his man.. 000
Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 21/05/2026If I get buried in this, I’ll be spinning in my grave. 020
Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 08/04/2026I don’t buy trousers that my testicles won’t fit in. These are perfect. 010
Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 12/01/2026Poor dolphin. And to then kiss the bloke right in front of it... heartless cow... 010
Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 10/01/2026Is there a better way to spend a snowy Saturday afternoon? #lebowski #shutthefuckupdonny 000
Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 20/12/2025“Sorry Isak, you’re going to have to walk off. We’ve already got a dead body on the stretcher” #spursliv 021
Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 04/10/2025Started my new job inspecting the underside of bridges today. Don’t like it. 000
Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 13/09/2025I love books about pets that can’t die. This one, for example; couldn’t put it down. 000
Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 08/07/2025In Birmingham today. Got chased by a duck. Wouldn’t recommend. ⭐️⭐️ 000
Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 11/06/2025In this sequel, Edward loses his job in a massage parlour, due to cut backs. 000
Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Now I'm no vegetarian, but slicing up bear faces and selling them as sandwich fillers is a bit sick don't you think? Let's end the madness. Boycott the bear. 100
Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 17/05/2025It’s been ages since I was at school, but can anyone remind me how many legs an elephant has? 020
Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 28/03/2025My daughter took an opened packed of Skips out her schoolbag this morning, and told me I can have a few if I wanted, but also gave strict instructions not to finish them. She loves me, but also knows me very well. 010
Mark Tait @marktait.bsky.social · 10/03/2025Saved a mouse’s life today. In other news, cats are dicks. 110
